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32green · 12-20-2012, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Pfft. Any seasoned scat-sock-stuffer knows to turn the sock inside out to avoid the friction issue.

Do you recommend dress socks during the Easter season?

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Foley11 · 12-20-2012, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Pfft. Any seasoned scat-sock-stuffer knows to turn the sock inside out to avoid the friction issue.

Science at work on everyday problems.

Jets Things · 12-20-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Do you recommend dress socks during the Easter season?

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Pink sock.

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Originally Posted by Foley11

Science at work on everyday problems.

FF2® · 12-20-2012, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

A new sock would not be a good idea. Sure you can stretch the opening of the side wide enough, but the poop log has to heavy and thick enough to compensate for friction against the side of the sock wall.

Most likely the nose cone of the poop long gets snagged on the side of the sock wall, jacknifes, then starts doubling up on itself. Next thing you know, you've got poop on your arm. Problematic indeed.

Yes, that is EXACTLY the scenario I envisioned but you stated it much more eloquently than I could.

Its not as easy at pulling the lever at Fro-Yo and placing it carefully in the cup.

frostlich · 12-20-2012, 10:46 AM

I'll be thinking of this for the next week during poop sessions.

I have small calves. Can I still poop in my socks? OTOH, is it acceptable to poop in someone else's socks? What's the rule on etiquette for sock pooping? Is it different in other countries?

gunnails · 12-20-2012, 10:47 AM

My sister is out of town for the holiday, so I am watching her dogs, which is cool cause I like dogs, and were set up for dogs.

This morning I 'm in the garage having my morning coffee and smoke, and the dogs are going back and forth through the dog door and I look down at the ???? small poodle thing, who is a true *****, and she drops a big piece of dog crap on the floor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surprised I was, I grab a paper towel and approach, the dog is standing over the poop like she is a cat that brought me a mouse, and as I reach for the poop, she quickly snaps it up and eats it whole.

Not going to let it lick me ever again.

32green · 12-20-2012, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Foley11

Science at work on everyday problems.

lol

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Its not as easy at pulling the lever at Fro-Yo and placing it carefully in the cup.

You'd be surprised. I know someone who can drop a perfect swirl into a champion within 20 seconds of spotting a texting bwwotch.

Its all about experience, a keen eye and bowel control.

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FF2® · 12-20-2012, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Its all about experience, a keen eye and bowel control.

I got the first 2.

32green · 12-20-2012, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

Not going to let it lick me ever again.

Yeah, but just think what you'll save in dog food.

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Fishooked · 12-20-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

lol

You'd be surprised. I know someone who can drop a perfect swirl into a champion within 20 seconds of spotting a texting bwwotch.

Its all about experience, a keen eye and bowel control.

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Once I weaved a terrific poop that looked like giant, unsalted pretzel.
Then it was stolen from me by auto-flush.

32green · 12-20-2012, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Once I weaved a terrific poop that looked like giant, unsalted pretzel.
Then it was stolen from me by auto-flush.

I can imagine you, gape-jawed and frozen, staring horrified as your prize descends out of sight. You must have been heart broken.

Sometimes harvesting an enormous crusty booger right after a tragedy such as this, can help assuage the pain.

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Fishooked · 12-20-2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I can imagine you, gape-jawed and frozen, staring horrified as your prize descends out of sight. You must have been heart broken.

Sometimes harvesting an enormous crusty booger right after a tragedy such as this, can help assuage the pain.

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I think I almost muttered "My son..." as it was whisked away...

/single tear

FF2® · 12-20-2012, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Once I weaved a terrific poop that looked like giant, unsalted pretzel.
Then it was stolen from me by auto-flush.

Was it a regular auto-flush, or one of the new ones that sound like its sucking it to the center of the earth at Mach 5 speed? If I am still sitting I worry about my low hangers getting ripped off.

southside · 12-20-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Was it a regular auto-flush, or one of the new ones that sound like its sucking it to the center of the earth at Mach 5 speed? If I am still sitting I worry about my low hangers getting ripped off.

You really need to get those hemorrhoids checked out, brah.

Jets Things · 12-20-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

You really need to get those hemorrhoids checked out, brah.

lolz

32green · 12-20-2012, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

If I am still sitting I worry about my low hangers getting ripped off.

You pee sitting down?

Or else, why would you still be sitting? No wiping up in chowdland?

Egadz man!

FF2® · 12-20-2012, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

You pee sitting down?

Or else, why would you still be sitting?

Torn meniscus.

Fishooked · 12-20-2012, 11:57 AM

I thought he meant low-hanging doots.

Sometimes I like to ease them in, like an old man slipping into a bath.
Also to minimize splash, like Greg Poopanus.

quantum · 12-20-2012, 11:58 AM

I hear Michael Vick is a talented sock-pooper.

Something to think about.

Carlton · 12-20-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Sometimes I like to ease them in, like an old man slipping into a bath.
Also to minimize splash, like Greg Poopanus.

12-20-2012, 10:46 AM	#25
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,010	I'll be thinking of this for the next week during poop sessions. I have small calves. Can I still poop in my socks? OTOH, is it acceptable to poop in someone else's socks? What's the rule on etiquette for sock pooping? Is it different in other countries?

12-20-2012, 10:47 AM	#26
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,568	My sister is out of town for the holiday, so I am watching her dogs, which is cool cause I like dogs, and were set up for dogs. This morning I 'm in the garage having my morning coffee and smoke, and the dogs are going back and forth through the dog door and I look down at the ???? small poodle thing, who is a true *****, and she drops a big piece of dog crap on the floor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surprised I was, I grab a paper towel and approach, the dog is standing over the poop like she is a cat that brought me a mouse, and as I reach for the poop, she quickly snaps it up and eats it whole. Not going to let it lick me ever again.

12-20-2012, 11:57 AM	#38
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,905	I thought he meant low-hanging doots. Sometimes I like to ease them in, like an old man slipping into a bath. Also to minimize splash, like Greg Poopanus.

12-20-2012, 11:58 AM	#39
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,031	I hear Michael Vick is a talented sock-pooper. Something to think about.