Chicao Woman Attacked By Man With a 'Sock Full Of Poop' - Page 3 - Jets Insider.com Forums

gunnails · 12-20-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Yeah, but just think what you'll save in dog food.

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I was hoping it would save me in pooper scooping but as I think about it, maybe not. LOL

Timmy® · 12-20-2012, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Small consolation to the woman, though, who said the incident was one of the worst moments of her life. "It was like the biggest degradation I've ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me," she said

the choice of the word "degradation" is a bit too women's libby for me and i'm almost happy this happened. hopefully mr. poopysocks goes back tomorrow and grants her wish by clocking her.

2milehighJet · 12-20-2012, 01:08 PM

RHCP approve!!

32green · 12-20-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

hopefully mr. poopysocks goes back tomorrow and grants her wish by clocking her.

Has nothing to do with your post, I just pictured her sitting on the train a day later, ruefully recounting the previous events. She pics up her phone to text, train door shooshes open...
Three chimps with socks full of poo come galloping in and go right for her.

Hilarity ensues.

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Timmy® · 12-20-2012, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Three chimps with socks full of poo come galloping in and go right for her.

Hilarity ensues.

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Fishooked · 12-20-2012, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

Thankee, Im surprised 32g didn't come up with Greg Poopanus first

32green · 12-20-2012, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Thankee, Im surprised 32g didn't come up with Greg Poopanus first

How low-brow and gauche!

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chesapeakejet · 12-20-2012, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

How low-brow and gauche!

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Low life Chicao humor.

Strippers get arrested there for losing their "g"'s.............

Jetworks · 12-20-2012, 07:09 PM

I thought the term for cute Hispanic women was "chica"?

Carlton · 12-20-2012, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jetworks

I thought the term for cute Hispanic women was "chica"?

Stop hitting on Gata.

WestCoastOffensive · 12-20-2012, 08:10 PM

After I stop LOLing I have to shower.

:whoa nellie:

gunnails · 12-20-2012, 08:12 PM

When I was young, we carried are crap in our pants, kids these days, they get a sock.

WestCoastOffensive · 12-20-2012, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

When I was young, we carried are crap in our pants, kids these days, they get a sock.

I never thought of swinging it around.

I guess you can blame microwave ovens.

gunnails · 12-20-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I never thought of swinging it around.

I guess you can blame microwave ovens.

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I blame all the poop socks in video games.

nyahay bus · 12-20-2012, 11:24 PM

Absolutely brilliant! Can't wait to fly again with my ****-filled tube sock passing through security with flying colors and swinging that bad boy down the jet way clearing a path for my family and our 14 carry ons. the potential uses are endless!

shakin318 · 12-21-2012, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by gunnails

My sister is out of town for the holiday, so I am watching her dogs, which is cool cause I like dogs, and were set up for dogs.

This morning I 'm in the garage having my morning coffee and smoke, and the dogs are going back and forth through the dog door and I look down at the ???? small poodle thing, who is a true *****, and she drops a big piece of dog crap on the floor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surprised I was, I grab a paper towel and approach, the dog is standing over the poop like she is a cat that brought me a mouse, and as I reach for the poop, she quickly snaps it up and eats it whole.

Not going to let it lick me ever again.

Dogs eating their own poop is a condition known as Coprophagia. Back in my early days as an advertising copywriter, I had a pet supply manufacturer that made a product that you'd put on the dogs' food and they wouldn't, um, "indulge" any longer.

So I'm the new kid writer with balls, and I gotta bang out an ad that grabs attention in the ridiculously cluttered Pet Fancy magazines. I come back with the headline:

It's a dog-eat-poop world...

but it doesn't have to be.

Just the start of my meteoric rise to the top of the alcoholic-riddled heap of burnt-out creative geniuses.

12-20-2012, 01:08 PM	#43
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,143	RHCP approve!!

12-20-2012, 07:09 PM	#49
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,465	I thought the term for cute Hispanic women was "chica"?

12-20-2012, 08:10 PM	#51
WestCoastOffensive Lying to the Smithsonian Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: SF via Strong Island Posts: 26,667	After I stop LOLing I have to shower. :whoa nellie:

12-20-2012, 08:12 PM	#52
gunnails All League Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 4,519	When I was young, we carried are crap in our pants, kids these days, they get a sock.

12-20-2012, 11:24 PM	#55
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,365	Absolutely brilliant! Can't wait to fly again with my ****-filled tube sock passing through security with flying colors and swinging that bad boy down the jet way clearing a path for my family and our 14 carry ons. the potential uses are endless!