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Old 12-23-2012, 01:02 PM   #21
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The greatest time of my life was while being a delivery boy for Mazzio's Pizza. It was fun, I knew everybody, I always knew who had the kindest cheeba (me), & was also a supervisor so I would have complete run of he place. I was 20. Never did that to anyone though.
Friends were always shocked at how much I made slingin pies.
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:03 PM   #22
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Was the guy wearing a #6 jersey and had a cheesy moustache?
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Old 12-23-2012, 01:18 PM   #23
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That pizza driver clearly is one of the few diamonds in the rough- hope he stays in school.
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Old 12-23-2012, 02:11 PM   #24
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White people problems.
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Old 12-23-2012, 02:32 PM   #25
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No. **** that, 20% is a decent tip, on top of the fact that he had me doing laps around the anxiety pool wondering where my rightful $5 was. It was his mistake, so why should he get to keep 5 extra dollars for it?


PS, for full disclosure purposes, I am Jewish...
You get that anxious over $5? You need to learn to relax a little bit.
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:09 PM   #26
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Raci... Ahhhh it's getting old.
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:14 PM   #27
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What is it with Jets fans and pizza delivery guys? Seems I've seen this thread before.
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Old 12-23-2012, 03:16 PM   #28
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had me doing laps around the anxiety pool wondering where my rightful $5 was.

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Old 12-23-2012, 04:18 PM   #29
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I would have said "Oh you dont have change, huh?" and smacked the pizza our of his hand and said "now go get your shine box" and slammed the door.

Then like half an hour later order a pizza from a different place.


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Old 12-23-2012, 04:49 PM   #30
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Take pizza. Keep the 20. Tell him you'll pay him when he comes back with the change. Give him the 20 and tell him to keep the change when he gets back. Give him the empty pizza box and ask him to drop it in the can on the curb on his way back to the car. Laugh at the wtf head shaking as he walks back to his rockin delivery chariot.
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:03 PM   #31
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All of this for 5 bucks.

Make sure the embers are out before you dump them in the mud room garbage can.


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Old 12-23-2012, 09:15 PM   #32
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Banana Republic ran out of Khakis? HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH IS BREAKING UP????
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:16 PM   #33
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You get that anxious over $5? You need to learn to relax a little bit.
I'm just joking around, but I did find it strange that a pizza delivery guy wouldn't have change for a $20, more than anything...
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Old 12-23-2012, 09:58 PM   #34
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You gave a three dollar tip to someone for driving a pizza to your house? Good luck ever seeing a hot pie again lol

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Old 12-23-2012, 10:00 PM   #35
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You gave a three dollar tip to someone for driving a pizza to your house? Good luck ever seeing a hot pie again lol

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Very douchey tip...
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:05 AM   #36
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No, move to the too bad the mayans weren't correct forum
Mayan the wrong thread? I'm wandering around with an extra $8.
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:15 AM   #37
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You must be Jewish. Are u splitting hairs? Jeeesh!
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:00 PM   #38
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Hah? That's 20%. How much of a tip is required for god's sake?

Not to mention the place is literally like 2 blocks away
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:15 PM   #39
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How was the pizza?
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:19 PM   #40
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Ok guys, I need some help here. This is real life:

I just had a pizza delivered like 15 mins ago, the total was like $12, and i only had a 20 on me. So I give the guy the 20 and say, "can i have 5 back?" Guy says, oh, this is my first delivery, I don't have any change on me, give me like 5 minutes and I'll be back with that change for you. Took the money and headed off. How much longer should I wait before I have to give the place a call back, storm in and demand my monies back, yo?
FUKK you...I'm not comin back. I need the money.
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