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RaoulDuke · 12-26-2012, 07:09 AM

Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

Dimitri_0515 · 12-26-2012, 07:33 AM

But they have wifi

RaoulDuke · 12-26-2012, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

But they have wifi

Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game

Dimitri_0515 · 12-26-2012, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game

Soberphobia · 12-26-2012, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

That doesn't sound like anything festive, but rather something from hell.

Big L · 12-26-2012, 09:02 AM

Could be worse. Could be at work today.

crossfire · 12-26-2012, 11:03 AM

Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Bonhomme Richard · 12-26-2012, 11:12 AM

Lol, that sounds... interesting. How long are you there for?

WestCoastOffensive · 12-26-2012, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Keeps things "in the family".

Fishooked · 12-26-2012, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Lol, Europe

RaoulDuke · 12-26-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

Like I said it's a very old house where everyone used to eat and sleep on the ground floor. They transformed the attic part into 3 bedrooms I don't know when. Since the roof has a steep incline, the only part where I can stand up and walk is directly under the spine, the rest of the time you're walking bent over.

In an hour, DVD time for the kids, whiskey time for the adults

crossfire · 12-26-2012, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Keeps things "in the family".

So it's like the West Virginia of Europe?

Dirtstar · 12-26-2012, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Yeah I got to watch the Chargers game

i hope that you watched the game with your fat, Chinese sister-in-law and that she was extra annoying during the whole thing.

"Why that guy keep getting hit? Why don't he throw the ball?? See, he get hit again!! Guy on other team throw ball and score, Jets should do the same!!"

(that, but in a fat Chinese-French accent)

Happy Holidays!!

Lone Star Lady · 12-26-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Cabin Fever

Normandie countryside

4 days of constant rain and wind

6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather

3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!"

The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

Hope you watched this movie ------------------ while staying in your lovely-sounding vacation home

Have a great rest of your holiday!

RaoulDuke · 12-26-2012, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i hope that you watched the game with your fat, Chinese sister-in-law and that she was extra annoying during the whole thing.

"Why that guy keep getting hit? Why don't he throw the ball?? See, he get hit again!! Guy on other team throw ball and score, Jets should do the same!!"

(that, but in a fat Chinese-French accent)

Happy Holidays!!

Lol

Why fat guy no move?

crossfire · 12-26-2012, 02:21 PM

Fiawex!

Borgoguy · 12-26-2012, 02:23 PM

Crack open the Calva.

How are the meals? You folks cooking or eating out?

RaoulDuke · 12-26-2012, 03:56 PM

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Crack open the Calva.

How are the meals? You folks cooking or eating out?

Mother in law cooks like a beast. Not fine cuisine, just basic French stuff with tons of butter and cream. Everyone taps out when dessert comes around..

shakin318 · 12-26-2012, 04:17 PM

No offense, but I just imagine that place smells like a bologna factory on "wear your old sweaty gym socks to work" day.

Carlton · 12-26-2012, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time

Merry Fuking Christmas

Lololol. Ain't that the truth.

If it was Stokes' GGGF's place there has to be some over priced booze hidden in the basement somewhere.

12-26-2012, 07:09 AM	#1
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	Cabin Fever Normandie countryside 4 days of constant rain and wind 6 adults, and 3 children under 4 cramped in a puny 17century home built by Stokes' great great grandfather 3 bedrooms, no hallway. To go to the last bedroom you have to go through the other 2. We of course have the first. Brings a new light to family relationships seeing you overweight Chinese sister in law go through your bedroom in her jamies "good night!" The worst are the wooden beams Stokes' GGGF installed in vengeance for future jokes. Just high enough to forget about em, but low enough for a grazing/scalping action. After a few encounters you get a little bump which makes for a perfect target for the next time Merry Fuking Christmas

12-26-2012, 07:33 AM	#2
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	But they have wifi

12-26-2012, 09:02 AM	#6
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,066	Could be worse. Could be at work today.

12-26-2012, 11:03 AM	#7
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	Why the hell would anyone build bedrooms that can only be accessed by walking through other bedrooms?

12-26-2012, 11:12 AM	#8
Bonhomme Richard Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 4,103	Lol, that sounds... interesting. How long are you there for?

12-26-2012, 02:21 PM	#16
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	Fiawex!

12-26-2012, 02:23 PM	#17
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,438	Crack open the Calva. How are the meals? You folks cooking or eating out?

12-26-2012, 04:17 PM	#19
shakin318 Beslubbering beef-witted lout Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Funkytown Posts: 7,181	No offense, but I just imagine that place smells like a bologna factory on "wear your old sweaty gym socks to work" day.