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Old 12-26-2012, 04:31 PM   #21
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Lololol. Ain't that the truth.

If it was Stokes' GGGF's place there has to be some over priced booze hidden in the basement somewhere.

and a self-portrait (oil on canvas) of Stokes' GGGF's hand whilst holding out said overpriced booze.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:33 PM   #22
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and a self-portrait (oil on canvas) of Stokes' GGGF's hand whilst holding out said overpriced booze.
Next to the baby schween lake outside.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:41 PM   #23
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This Stokes situation is getting serious. I saw a MISSING shot of him on the back of a half-pint milk carton yesterday.
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:43 PM   #24
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This Stokes situation is getting serious. I saw a MISSING shot of him on the back of a half-pint milk carton yesterday.
Did something happen?

Is this hurt e-feelings is or real life stuff?
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:43 PM   #25
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Lol, that sounds... interesting.
Raoul: Throw zee ball! THROW ZEE BALL!

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Old 12-26-2012, 05:34 PM   #26
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Mother in law cooks like a beast. Not fine cuisine, just basic French stuff with tons of butter and cream. Everyone taps out when dessert comes around..
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:06 PM   #27
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That sounds brutal Frenchie. Do they at least have internet access.
The internet really helps to while away the pain in these situations. It's times like these where my smartphone is more than a crutch, it's like an epi-pen for boredom.
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:51 PM   #28
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Home cooked meals and whiskey.

Not sure where there's a problem.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:09 PM   #29
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This Stokes situation is getting serious. I saw a MISSING shot of him on the back of a half-pint milk carton yesterday.
are you sure it wasn't half and half?
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:18 PM   #30
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Like I said it's a very old house where everyone used to eat and sleep on the ground floor. They transformed the attic part into 3 bedrooms I don't know when. Since the roof has a steep incline, the only part where I can stand up and walk is directly under the spine, the rest of the time you're walking bent over.

In an hour, DVD time for the kids, whiskey time for the adults
I spent the summer of '73 in one of those little slate roofed cottages in Western Ireland with a big hearth in the middle of the house, no running water, no bathroom etc.

I feel your pain.

No fat chinese broads though.


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Old 12-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #31
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I spent the summer of '73 in one of those little slate roofed cottages in Western Ireland with a big hearth in the middle of the house, no running water, no bathroom etc.

I feel your pain.

No fat chinese broads though.


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You think that's pain? Try pissing with an unpopped corn kernel up ya dickhole. Uh...not that I, uh...have.
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:04 PM   #32
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You think that's pain? Try pissing with an unpopped corn kernel up ya dickhole. Uh...not that I, uh...have.
You really need to stop inserting that penis into things.
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:05 PM   #33
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Raoul: Throw zee ball! THROW ZEE BALL!

Sister in Raw: Why he ray on ground all time?
Lolz
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Old 12-26-2012, 11:06 PM   #34
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You think that's pain? Try pissing with an unpopped corn kernel up ya dickhole.
I invented that.





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Old 12-27-2012, 12:12 AM   #35
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So it's like the West Virginia of Europe?
If you don't need AT&T to reach out and touch someone...You might be...IN FRANCE.







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Old 12-27-2012, 12:16 AM   #36
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This Stokes situation is getting serious. I saw a MISSING shot of him on the back of a half-pint milk carton yesterday.
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Raoul: Throw zee ball! THROW ZEE BALL!

Sister in Raw: Why he ray on ground all time?
My wife thinks I am crying about the cats.
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You really need to stop inserting that penis into things.
Penis into, into penis- Tomato, to-mah-to.
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:13 PM   #38
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:42 PM   #39
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In 4 days we had lamb, duck, wild boar, rabbit, oysters, scallops, foie gras...mother in law takes offense if you don't take seconds.

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Old 12-27-2012, 01:43 PM   #40
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In 4 days we had lamb, duck, wild boar, rabbit, oysters, scallops, foie gras...mother in law takes offense if you don't take seconds.

Sounds awesome. Enjoy your vacation.

What wines are you folks drinking?
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