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Fishooked · 01-03-2013, 05:48 PM

for southside

crossfire · 01-03-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

for southside

jetstream23 · 01-03-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

for southside

Jets Things · 01-03-2013, 07:02 PM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Big L · 01-03-2013, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by southside

I heard this joke told but it was his sister instead of his Aunt Gina.

Thanks, Mr. Helper.

jetswin · 01-04-2013, 01:18 PM

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles the other day... I'm afraid when they finally pass it will spell disaster.

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32green · 01-04-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles the other day... I'm afraid when they finally pass it will spell disaster.

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Hey now!

They are building a highway in front of my house...now I have to leave my driveway doing 60.

Timmy® · 01-04-2013, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

They are building a highway in front of my house...now I have to leave my driveway doing 60.

this was worse than "where are all the scissors?"

PocketJet · 01-04-2013, 02:07 PM

Joke: Rex Ryan and the NY Jets

32green · 01-04-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

this was worse than "where are all the scissors?"

Thats Wright.

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Timmy® · 01-04-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Thats Wright.

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that's wr-i-i-i-g-h-t.t.

that would have been genius

or however you do that

32green · 01-04-2013, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

that's wr-i-i-i-g-h-t.t.

that would have been genius

or however you do that

chesapeakejet · 01-04-2013, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jetswin

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles the other day... I'm afraid when they finally pass it will spell disaster.

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No lie, my dog ate one of those small snicker bars and the next time I walked her she took a dump and plastered on the side of her doot, read as clear as ya please "Snickers". Seriously.

Dirtstar · 01-04-2013, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

No lie, my dog ate one of those small snicker bars and the next time I walked her she took a dump and plastered on the side of her doot, read as clear as ya please "Snickers". Seriously.

one of my dogs has separation anxiety issues and will eat pretty much anything when my wife and I aren't home.

clothespins, pieces of doghouse, pieces of chew toys... picking up his dootz in the yard is my version of CSI

Fishooked · 01-04-2013, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by chesapeakejet

No lie, my dog ate one of those small snicker bars and the next time I walked her she took a dump and plastered on the side of her doot, read as clear as ya please "Snickers". Seriously.

Tootsie Rolls?

BushyTheBeaver · 01-04-2013, 06:39 PM

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The captain's log.

BushyTheBeaver · 01-04-2013, 06:41 PM

Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?

He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

32green · 01-04-2013, 10:47 PM

I read the other day they raised another 2 Million Dollars for the Ronald McDonald house.

Just how big of a house does this F***ing Clown need, anyway?

(RIP, Drake Sather)

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dickkotite · 01-07-2013, 10:31 AM

my all time favorite jackie martling gem:

what the toughest part about having sex with your own sister?

pulling her little diapers to the side

jackhuntr · 01-09-2013, 08:06 AM

A bloke was standing at a bar, and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says,

"You remind me of my little toe."

She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"

He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."

01-03-2013, 05:48 PM	#141
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,715	for southside

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Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,415	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,464	I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles the other day... I'm afraid when they finally pass it will spell disaster. Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2

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PocketJet Picture of our Head Coach below: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bayonne, NJ Posts: 1,952	Joke: Rex Ryan and the NY Jets

01-04-2013, 06:39 PM	#156
BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,924	What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The captain's log.

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BushyTheBeaver size matters All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,924	Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling? He wanted to go where no man had gone before.

01-04-2013, 10:47 PM	#158
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	I read the other day they raised another 2 Million Dollars for the Ronald McDonald house. Just how big of a house does this F***ing Clown need, anyway? (RIP, Drake Sather) -

01-07-2013, 10:31 AM	#159
dickkotite SAR1 is my son..... All Pro Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 8,331	my all time favorite jackie martling gem: what the toughest part about having sex with your own sister? pulling her little diapers to the side

01-09-2013, 08:06 AM	#160
jackhuntr I got a do-over Waterboy Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: gainesville ga Posts: 42	A bloke was standing at a bar, and a beautiful woman was beside him, so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe." She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I’ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk."