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Jets Things · 01-10-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

Russians sound like they are robbing someone at gunpoint even when watching a friend bite the dust.

Similarly with German.

Timmy® · 01-10-2013, 11:20 AM

This just in...

Officials in the Land of Calm are considering zorbing an annoying moron to Japan.

More at 11.

Big L · 01-10-2013, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

What were they doing in your driveway, anyhoo?

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LOL.

You on fire today.

Monsterxman · 01-10-2013, 12:15 PM

Heard about this yesterday, but didn’t see the video.
Starts out ok, but quickly goes bad, and then terrible.
I might want to pass on taking the kids tubing this year…

FlagmanL11 · 01-10-2013, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

That's the second round of the interview process for Jets GM.

Thought the exact same thing...

Fishooked · 01-10-2013, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jetstream23

That's the second round of the interview process for Jets GM.

Well played sir...well played indeed.

32green · 01-10-2013, 12:45 PM

I'm trying to picture the second guy calling in sick.

Hello, this is Vladmir.

What is it.

I cant come in today.

WHy not, Vladmir, this is unacceptable.

You know those giant balls they push you down the mountain in?

What?!!!

Zorb's.

What are you talking about?

I got into a Zorb, got pushed down the mountain, went off the course and plummeted into a ravine. I hurt my head.

Why would you do that.

Denis is dead, he's not coming in either.

What!!!!? Now I have to re-schedule 4 brain surgeries.

6, I was doing two more today.

Ok, Now I have to reschedule 6! This is bull***t.

I'm on Utube.

What?!!!

Big L · 01-10-2013, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

I'm trying to picture the second guy calling in sick.

Hello, this is Vladmir.

What is it.

I cant come in today.

WHy not, Vladmir, this is unacceptable.

You know those giant balls they push you down the mountain in?

What?!!!

Zorb's.

What are you talking about?

I got into a Zorb, got pushed down the mountain, went off the course and plummeted into a ravine. I hurt my head.

Why would you do that.

Denis is dead, he's not coming in either.

What!!!!? Now I have to re-schedule 4 brain surgeries.

6, I was doing two more today.

Ok, Now I have to reschedule 6! This is bull***t.

I'm on Utube.

What?!!!

LMAO

What's up with you today? You're killin it!

shakin318 · 01-10-2013, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

I'm trying to picture the second guy calling in sick.

Hello, this is Vladmir.

What is it.

I cant come in today.

WHy not, Vladmir, this is unacceptable.

You know those giant balls they push you down the mountain in?

What?!!!

Zorb's.

What are you talking about?

I got into a Zorb, got pushed down the mountain, went off the course and plummeted into a ravine. I hurt my head.

Why would you do that.

Denis is dead, he's not coming in either.

What!!!!? Now I have to re-schedule 4 brain surgeries.

6, I was doing two more today.

Ok, Now I have to reschedule 6! This is bull***t.

I'm on Utube.

What?!!!

That's actually some impressive writing there, 32Green. Have you ever given any thought to what dinosaur you would have been, if you were a dinosaur?

frostlich · 01-10-2013, 01:11 PM

At what point do the dudes in the Zorb realize they're effed? And is there a sliver of hope in their heads thinking maybe this will play out like Indiana Jonesish and the Zorb will still protect us on impact.

RaoulDuke · 01-10-2013, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Big L

LOL.

You on fire today.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big L

LMAO

What's up with you today? You're killin it!

Someone's abzorbed with 32.

nyahay bus · 01-10-2013, 02:05 PM

the way the Zorb veers off course you have to assume that Sanchez launched it.

32green · 01-10-2013, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Someone's abzorbed with 32.

DUde, he's a genius, this "L".

I like the way this "L" plays the game.

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32green · 01-10-2013, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shakin318

That's actually some impressive writing there, 32Green. Have you ever given any thought to what dinosaur you would have been, if you were a dinosaur?

I like this "SHakin".

Quote:

Originally Posted by frostlich

At what point do the dudes in the Zorb realize they're effed?

At some point they had to see the horrified gape-jawed Zorb wrangler running behind them waving his hands..and then he fades into the distance.

It was at that point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyahay bus

the way the Zorb veers off course you have to assume that Sanchez launched it.

Borgoguy · 01-10-2013, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

DUde, he's a genius, this "L".

I like the way this "L" plays the game.

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Big L's new avatar is a stroke of genius. Hilarious.

EM31 · 01-10-2013, 02:25 PM

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' <sings>

...

Big Wheel Keep on Turnin' .... <sings some more>

Big L · 01-10-2013, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Big L's new avatar is a stroke of genius. Hilarious.

Why thank you.

Works on many levels, too, IMO.

Dirtstar · 01-10-2013, 07:51 PM

I honestly didn't think you could die from falling off a cliff whilst inside a giant inflatable ball.

cartoons have apparently lied to me all my life

thebigragu · 01-10-2013, 08:02 PM

I feel nothing. That mountain landscape looks like the kind of place you'd go to off yourself anyway. God it was a depressing landscape

Jets Things · 01-10-2013, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebigragu

I feel nothing. That mountain landscape looks like the kind of place you'd go to off yourself anyway. God it was a depressing landscape

In Soviet Russia, landscape mountains you!

01-10-2013, 11:20 AM	#22
Timmy® JI's own Reverend Jim. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 23,523	This just in... Officials in the Land of Calm are considering zorbing an annoying moron to Japan. More at 11.

01-10-2013, 12:15 PM	#24
Monsterxman supercalifragilisticexpialidocious All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,065	Heard about this yesterday, but didn’t see the video. Starts out ok, but quickly goes bad, and then terrible. I might want to pass on taking the kids tubing this year…

01-10-2013, 12:45 PM	#27
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	I'm trying to picture the second guy calling in sick. Hello, this is Vladmir. What is it. I cant come in today. WHy not, Vladmir, this is unacceptable. You know those giant balls they push you down the mountain in? What?!!! Zorb's. What are you talking about? I got into a Zorb, got pushed down the mountain, went off the course and plummeted into a ravine. I hurt my head. Why would you do that. Denis is dead, he's not coming in either. What!!!!? Now I have to re-schedule 4 brain surgeries. 6, I was doing two more today. Ok, Now I have to reschedule 6! This is bull***t. I'm on Utube. What?!!!

01-10-2013, 01:11 PM	#30
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,974	At what point do the dudes in the Zorb realize they're effed? And is there a sliver of hope in their heads thinking maybe this will play out like Indiana Jonesish and the Zorb will still protect us on impact.

01-10-2013, 02:05 PM	#32
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,365	the way the Zorb veers off course you have to assume that Sanchez launched it.

01-10-2013, 02:25 PM	#36
EM31 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Oceanside, Long Island Posts: 9,169	Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' <sings> ... Big Wheel Keep on Turnin' .... <sings some more>

01-10-2013, 07:51 PM	#38
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,796	I honestly didn't think you could die from falling off a cliff whilst inside a giant inflatable ball. cartoons have apparently lied to me all my life

01-10-2013, 08:02 PM	#39
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	I feel nothing. That mountain landscape looks like the kind of place you'd go to off yourself anyway. God it was a depressing landscape