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Old 01-14-2013, 07:57 AM   #1
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The Golden Globes

Why do so many flat-chested women insist on wearing dresses with plunging necklines?

What the **** is the point?
All it does is call attention to the fact that the cleavage is missing.

I am disappoint
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:01 AM   #2
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Some of the violations in question:

Kristen Wiig



Kate Hudson
(who always seems to do this, btw)





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Old 01-14-2013, 08:28 AM   #3
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Although her breasts underwhelmed, Jodie Foster's speech was impressive.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:34 AM   #4
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Some of the violations in question:

Kristen Wiig



Kate Hudson
(who always seems to do this, btw)





:shakes_cane:
LOL @ the thread title

Oh and I agree, those chicks are nasty
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Salma Hayak's titties should've won an award.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:41 AM   #6
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Although her breasts underwhelmed, Jodie Foster's speech was impressive.
As was Kate Hudson's "bubble screen" posterior. Wow, did she look gorgeous.

For the record, many women last night had impressive "upper carriages" on display last evening. Most notable amongst them were Sofia Vergara, a surprisingly voluptuous Tina Fey, Sarah Hyland, J-Lo (not massive, but adorable), Megan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, and my personal favorite, Salma Hayeck, who was absolutely stunning and BUILT.

Speaking of "impressive", as last evening's hosts, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey put on a joke writing clinic. An absolute homerun of a show opening. Brilliant.
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Although her breasts underwhelmed, Jodie Foster's speech was impressive.
Her speech was impressive, if not rambling.

Shocked that they would give her an award at so young an age.
Granted she started young, but she didnt exactly have that many 'great' films to her credit. Some of the movies they showed clips of they were downright awful. 'Maverick'? blech
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:02 AM   #9
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Why do so many flat-chested women insist on wearing dresses with plunging necklines?

What the **** is the point?
All it does is call attention to the fact that the cleavage is missing.

I am disappoint
More important question - why the hell are you watching the Golden Globes? Did you think it was a porn movie?



Or did the wife make you watch it?

"Find your nuts and return them to your sack."

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Old 01-14-2013, 09:53 AM   #10
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Although her breasts underwhelmed, Jodie Foster's ass was impressive.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:14 AM   #11
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Her speech was impressive, if not rambling.

Shocked that they would give her an award at so young an age.
Granted she started young, but she didnt exactly have that many 'great' films to her credit. Some of the movies they showed clips of they were downright awful. 'Maverick'? blech
I like the fact that she's stuck by Mel Gibson after his many public breakdowns -- she even had him sit right next to her, front and center, at the head table. Much to the chagrin of the judgemental Hollywood brass, I'm sure. It makes me think that she must be a good, loyal friend.

That table had Gibson on one side and Robert Downey Jr. on the other. That must have been some party.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:17 AM   #12
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As was Kate Hudson's "bubble screen" posterior. Wow, did she look gorgeous.

For the record, many women last night had impressive "upper carriages" on display last evening. Most notable amongst them were Sofia Vergara, a surprisingly voluptuous Tina Fey, Sarah Hyland, J-Lo (not massive, but adorable), Megan Fox, Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, and my personal favorite, Salma Hayeck, who was absolutely stunning and BUILT.

Speaking of "impressive", as last evening's hosts, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey put on a joke writing clinic. An absolute homerun of a show opening. Brilliant.

Fey & Poehler were hysterical.

I am in no way saying Wiig and Hudson are not attractive, because they both are - but dress choices were turble.





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More important question - why the hell are you watching the Golden Globes? Did you think it was a porn movie?



Or did the wife make you watch it?

"Find your nuts and return them to your sack."


After a weekend of football, internet, and video gaming garnering most of my attention, sometimes you have to surrender some time to other things.

If it helps, I was browing gifs on my phone the whole time it was on.


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