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Old 01-14-2013, 08:07 PM   #1
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Thumbs down i just fired someone *****ES!!!

****ty feeling

dude had it coming, 2 big mistakes that made the firm look like complete jerkoffs. but still, it's rough out there, sucks to have to send someone out into such an uncertain situation.


i directed him to shakin's "jagass" thread for tips on how to prepare for his next job, so i don't feel like a total deek
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:09 PM   #2
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****ty feeling

dude had it coming, 2 big mistakes that made the firm look like complete jerkoffs. but still, it's rough out there, sucks to have to send someone out into such an uncertain situation.


i directed him to shakin's "jagass" thread for tips on how to prepare for his next job, so i don't feel like a total deek
Phew holy **** I thought you fired the hot chick. Got real stressed out there.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:11 PM   #3
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The first couple of times I had to fire someone was real hard for me. It got alot easier after that. Most of the time, they know it's coming anyway.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:12 PM   #4
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****ty feeling

dude had it coming, 2 big mistakes that made the firm look like complete jerkoffs.
Let me guess....he made a nine slice pie?

No...he sliced the Pepperoni too thick...

Pizza dough in the ceiling fan!

Details!


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Old 01-14-2013, 08:13 PM   #5
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****ty feeling

dude had it coming, 2 big mistakes that made the firm look like complete jerkoffs. but still, it's rough out there, sucks to have to send someone out into such an uncertain situation.


i directed him to shakin's "jagass" thread for tips on how to prepare for his next job, so i don't feel like a total deek
Sounds like Tanny and Rex.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:14 PM   #6
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The first couple of times I had to fire someone was real hard for me. It got alot easier after that. Most of the time, they know it's coming anyway.
Agreed. get them started on their search for what's right for them.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:14 PM   #7
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Phew holy **** I thought you fired the hot chick. Got real stressed out there.

lol
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:17 PM   #8
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Let me guess....he made a nine slice pie?

No...he sliced the Pepperoni too thick...

Pizza dough in the ceiling fan!

Details!


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Sounds like Tanny and Rex.
my firm is just like the Jets, except without Woody's money.


also, in our blog everyone wears red robez, not just the token ghey
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:17 PM   #9
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And what were the offending offenses the firee committed?
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:17 PM   #10
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lol
Can I have his job?
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:20 PM   #11
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also, in our blog everyone wears red robez, not just the token ghey
Shut yr fOOK up!!
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:20 PM   #12
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Agreed. get them started on their search for what's right for them.
We just thank them for their hard work (lol) and let them know that their employment is terminated. Then an HR representative takes over the entire conversation and you don't say another word until the handshake.

Smooth.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:21 PM   #13
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Can I have his job?
BTW, your Broncos pulled a Jets on Saturday. Nice going.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:22 PM   #14
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BTW, your Broncos pulled a Jets on Saturday. Nice going.
It was good. Made me feel like Jets football was still rockin'.
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:26 PM   #15
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Can I have his job?
He said "Firm".



















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Old 01-14-2013, 08:29 PM   #16
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He said "Firm".



















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Maybe I could try to be a future :usedtobeacop:

















































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Old 01-14-2013, 08:34 PM   #17
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Hope you realize that every time you type "fat cop" into teh google images... a infant dies.

MURDERER!







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Old 01-14-2013, 08:35 PM   #18
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Hope you realize that every time you type "fat cop" into teh google images... a infant dies.

MURDERER!







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Old 01-14-2013, 08:41 PM   #19
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because you'd probably bang the hot intern, and then i'd have to fire you both out of spite
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:42 PM   #20
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because you'd probably bang the hot intern, and then i'd have to fire you both out of spite
WTF. Even if I shared naked pics of her?
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