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Old 01-15-2013, 10:26 AM   #41
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I must have missed the hot intern story.

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Me neither...let's create a quorum...then we can demand lurid details.
Thirded.

Make with the story, Dirtstar. Keep in mind that you provided pics of your Revis meeting, so pics of a girl are an automatic if you want to avoid teh ghey.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:29 AM   #42
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Thirded.

Make with the story, Dirtstar. Keep in mind that you provided pics of your Revis meeting, so pics of a girl are an automatic if you want to avoid teh ghey.
go home, you're drunk.


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Old 01-15-2013, 10:32 AM   #43
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go home, you're drunk.


i've never met Beavis
Already home, won't start drinking until later. But I think I remember now, it was Polidore/Carltran. Apologies.


Now, about the story.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:45 AM   #44
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Already home, won't start drinking until later. But I think I remember now, it was Polidore/Carltran. Apologies.


Now, about the story.
as it just so happens, the story has to do with Politron.

in one of his recent trips (can't remember which one but it wasn't the "knock-knock whos there PUNCH!" trip), he posted a pic of a girl he sojourned with during the weekend.

the random sloot in the pic looked A WHOLE LOT like a girl i had just hired to be my intern/office eye-candy/client bait. so much so that i immediately sent a PM to Politron asking if he was, indeed, banging said intern.

'twas but a merry coincidence that the girls looked alike, but Poli and I were not, in fact, closer to becoming "bosom buddies." for obvious reasons I will NOT post pics of the intern, but you can ask Poli to repost the pics of his lady friend and/or direct you to the thread in which they were originally posted.

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Old 01-15-2013, 10:49 AM   #45
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Let me guess....he made a nine slice pie?

No...he sliced the Pepperoni too thick...

Pizza dough in the ceiling fan!

Details!


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Old 01-15-2013, 11:53 AM   #46
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Old 01-15-2013, 01:15 PM   #47
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as it just so happens, the story has to do with Politron.

in one of his recent trips (can't remember which one but it wasn't the "knock-knock whos there PUNCH!" trip), he posted a pic of a girl he sojourned with during the weekend.

the random sloot in the pic looked A WHOLE LOT like a girl i had just hired to be my intern/office eye-candy/client bait. so much so that i immediately sent a PM to Politron asking if he was, indeed, banging said intern.

'twas but a merry coincidence that the girls looked alike, but Poli and I were not, in fact, closer to becoming "bosom buddies." for obvious reasons I will NOT post pics of the intern, but you can ask Poli to repost the pics of his lady friend and/or direct you to the thread in which they were originally posted.
Wait....so you're saying I shouldn't post pictures of interns/associates who work in my office on the interwebz? I gotta plead ignorance on that one. They should really tell you that somewhere.
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Old 01-15-2013, 01:46 PM   #48
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Old 01-15-2013, 02:06 PM   #49
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I fired people in the past but in that business they don't exactly go quietly. Or even go at all
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as it just so happens, the story has to do with Politron.

in one of his recent trips (can't remember which one but it wasn't the "knock-knock whos there PUNCH!" trip), he posted a pic of a girl he sojourned with during the weekend.

the random sloot in the pic looked A WHOLE LOT like a girl i had just hired to be my intern/office eye-candy/client bait. so much so that i immediately sent a PM to Politron asking if he was, indeed, banging said intern.

'twas but a merry coincidence that the girls looked alike, but Poli and I were not, in fact, closer to becoming "bosom buddies." for obvious reasons I will NOT post pics of the intern, but you can ask Poli to repost the pics of his lady friend and/or direct you to the thread in which they were originally posted.
Can you superimpose a rage face on said pic instead? You know, for privacy reasons...
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:48 PM   #51
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i wouldn't mind smoking weed with the cat in the white sweatshirt.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:49 PM   #52
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Can you superimpose a rage face on said pic instead? You know, for privacy reasons...
lol, your request is under serious consideration
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