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Old 01-15-2013, 08:46 PM   #1
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Re; Shakin

I know some of you were concerned about the alarming thread that appeared this morning, so it wouldnt be fair iffin we didnt update you.

As you probably have guessed, he got collared in AC with a tranny. He says he didnt know...that doesnt matter at this point.

The point is he's fine now...and has learned to log off JI when done.

Thanks for your concern.

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Old 01-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #2
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I know some of you were concerned about the alarming thread that appeared this morning, so it wouldnt be fair iffin we didnt update you.

As you probably have guessed, he got collared in AC with a tranny. He says he didnt know...that doesnt matter at this point.

The point is he's fine now...and has learned to log off JI when done.

Thanks for your concern.

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Ha! I knew it!
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Old 01-15-2013, 08:54 PM   #3
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Are his black jeans ok though?
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:00 PM   #4
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Who the **** is Shakin?
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:00 PM   #5
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After he gets canned, I hope he puts some serious thought into what kind of dinosaur he'd be and why...
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:14 PM   #6
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Who the **** is Shakin?
The Poster Formerly Known As Mark (Answer Your Phone)
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:20 PM   #7
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Mark... answer your phone...

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Old 01-15-2013, 09:36 PM   #8
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Ha! I knew it!
It was a female to male tranny. So technically...I dont have to pay the bet.




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Old 01-15-2013, 09:42 PM   #9
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I miss all the good threads apparently.

Will anyone fill us latecomers in on what inside joke this is all about this time?
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Old 01-15-2013, 09:47 PM   #10
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Are his black jeans ok though?
They have been vouchered by ACPD. I'll let him explain why, if he so desires.

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Who the **** is Shakin?
A man that needs resume's. And lots of em.

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After he gets canned, I hope he puts some serious thought into what kind of dinosaur he'd be and why...
Trannysaurus Rex.

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Mark... answer your phone...
Hi, this is Mark. If I dont answer, I'm not in AC with a Tranny. Please leave a message.

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Old 01-15-2013, 10:01 PM   #11
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holy chit what the hellz is that.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:19 PM   #12
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holy chit what the hellz is that.
Feel an odd stirring? Allow me to note for the record that you havent shown any concern for Shakin. When he returns....this is on you.

JUst sayin.

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Old 01-15-2013, 10:33 PM   #13
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I miss all the good threads apparently.

Will anyone fill us latecomers in on what inside joke this is all about this time?
since this story has a such a warm, uplifting ending, maybe it wasn't necessary to vaporize the original thread.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:40 PM   #14
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I was just cruising the parking lot at Caesar's. Still no sign of him.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:42 PM   #15
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I know some of you were concerned about the alarming thread that appeared this morning, so it wouldnt be fair iffin we didnt update you.

As you probably have guessed, he got collared in AC with a tranny. He says he didnt know...that doesnt matter at this point.

The point is he's fine now...and has learned to log off JI when done.

Thanks for your concern.

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Did you really have to obliterate the thread? A lock wouldn't work? A shuffle over to the Dump wasn't in order?

It's like it never existed....but crossfire and I know better.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:48 PM   #16
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Did you really have to obliterate the thread? A lock wouldn't work? A shuffle over to the Dump wasn't in order?

It's like it never existed....but crossfire and I know better.
it will forever live in all its glory in JI purgatory alongside the 'backdoor' and 'rimjob' threads.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:49 PM   #17
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I miss all the good threads apparently.

Will anyone fill us latecomers in on what inside joke this is all about this time?
I should have made acreenshot, because my memory sucks.

There was a thread on here titled "shaking answer your phone mark"

& the thread text went something like this:

"at least i think that is your name on here. It shows that you checked out of Caesar's yesterday [which I think was Sunday] work is calling you but it keeps going to voice mail"


We surmised that some concerned family member (wife, son) used the 'puter and saw that he was already logged in to JI, and made said above post on his behalf. shakin's last post was on Saturday, around the SF/GB game. And this post surfaced early this morning.

So obviously as usual, led to rampant speculations.

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Mark... answer your phone...


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Old 01-15-2013, 10:50 PM   #18
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since this story has a such a warm, uplifting ending, maybe it wasn't necessary to vaporize the original thread.
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Did you really have to obliterate the thread? A lock wouldn't work? A shuffle over to the Dump wasn't in order?

It's like it never existed....but crossfire and I know better.
Apparently, you mongos are laboring under the missapprehension that someone other than Shakin NJ ID#1856479 or a family member removed the thread.

We did not.

It was suicide, not murder.

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Old 01-15-2013, 10:58 PM   #19
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Mark... answer your phone...

and Ruby celebrates finally being promoted to mod!

By hook or by crook he(?) had a plan all along...who knew
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Old 01-15-2013, 11:06 PM   #20
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Saw that thread last night and thought, uh oh, Shakin is busted!

Stay tuned for his next thread... "Gettin a Divorce *****es!!!"

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