My old job called.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

That all depends on the right "caliber" of "product" they're able to "handle."

JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

JT, you still going with a non-lubricated test robot for the trainees? I'm telling you, you'll save a fortune in medical claims if you will just accept modern lubricants as an integral part of the training regimen.

The next generation of products is well beyond that. Think self-lubrication.

Originally Posted by southside

How much "product" are you able to "handle"? I bet a lot.

Pfft. Like profitable drug dealers, faux purveyors of pleasure know it's against the rules to sample your own goods.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

The next generation of products is well beyond that. Think self-lubrication.

I'm so out of the loop. I really need to take a tour of your new facility and get up to speed. 32 Green still moonlighting as your security chief?

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'm so out of the loop. I really need to take a tour of your new facility and get up to speed. 32 Green still moonlighting as your security chief?

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

[Jasper17]

I want to be on record as saying, any job that requires a lubricant as a training regimen, is not for me. That's not the kind of demand I was looking for.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

all whilst perusing the latest issue of "Chimp Attack Vixens"

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by southside

How much "product" are you able to "handle"? I bet a lot.

If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

I had to fire him. You'd think the security chief would know or care where the security cameras in the live test area were, but no. Just picture a bald(ing), black, Chief Wiggum fellating all manner of dils in the "soiled" bin.

LOL! WTF!?

Originally Posted by Jasper17

I want to be on record as saying, any job that requires a lubricant as a training regimen, is not for me. That's not the kind of demand I was looking for.

Noted.

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.

Link?

[southside]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Link?

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...62#post4782062

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Link?

Page 4 | of that thread

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ht=ground+beef

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Page 4 | of that thread

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ht=ground+beef

Thanks. Knew I'd heard of it, just couldn't think of from where. I included that thread in the Hampur sticky, but now the whole thread of the Hampur greatest hits is gone.

Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?

[southside]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Page 4 | of that thread

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...ht=ground+beef

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Thanks. Knew I'd heard of it, just couldn't think of from where. I included that thread in the Hampur sticky, but now the whole thread of the Hampur greatest hits is gone.

Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?

Haha. That's pretty funny. I wasn't privy to that reference.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

all whilst perusing the latest issue of "Chimp Attack Vixens"

LOL

Originally Posted by thebigragu

If that's a reference to ground beef GFY. Best line in jets insider history.

SURVEY SAYS: Right On, BrotherMan.

[Big L]

We should be hearing the Shakin verdict any momoent now, yes?


This is more exciting than the OJ verdict.

[southside]

I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by southside

I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.

They probably found a pair of his old sneakers and wanted to return them.

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[quantum]

Originally Posted by southside

I'm predicting a very anti climactic letdown.

as opposed to a climactic letdown?

[southside]

Originally Posted by quantum

as opposed to a climactic letdown?

Yes, that would in fact be the opposite.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Maybe one of the mods could get to the bottom of this and see that it's restored?

I assumed Sooth did it, so I didnt pursue it. I will make inquiries.

Originally Posted by southside

I wasn't privy to that reference.

Might as well have that tattoo'ed on yer throbbin' noggin. Save ya the words.

Originally Posted by jetswin

They probably found a pair of his old sneakers and wanted to return them.

Lol!

I still think this all goes back to "Pick up your phone, Mark".

Theory; 4 day AC Bender, AWOL at home and work. Gets the boot from new job, sniffs around old one and finds out the option to return is available; Greases us with the my old job has agreed to my demands.

You'll see.

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