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Old 01-23-2013, 08:31 AM   #10541
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Old 01-23-2013, 08:37 AM   #10542
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Lol at the under view.

Good thinking, there's prolly quite a market for those, due to the increasing numbers of obscenely overweight mouth breathing sloths in this country.

Of course, with that toilet, you should prolly beef up the floor joists too.
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Old 01-23-2013, 08:50 AM   #10543
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:45 AM   #10544
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Lol at the under view.

Good thinking, there's prolly quite a market for those, due to the increasing numbers of obscenely overweight mouth breathing sloths in this country.

Of course, with that toilet, you should prolly beef up the floor joists too.

They are just enabling the fatness to continue. Don't change your life, but change everything around your life to suit your fatness!

I can't even imagine what its like wiping yourself when your ass is that big.

:shudder:

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Old 01-23-2013, 09:52 AM   #10545
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They are just enabling the fatness to continue. Don't change your life, but change everything around your life to suit your fatness!

I can't even imagine what its like wiping yourself when your ass is that big.

:shudder:

:retch:
I can. And I just dry heaved a little.

Why can't folks just stop eating so much? You can enjoy yourself without being 250lbs. (women) and 350lbs. (men). Walking around in a supermarket or mall, you're absolutely stunned at the size of most people.
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:44 AM   #10546
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They are just enabling the fatness to continue. Don't change your life, but change everything around your life to suit your fatness!

I can't even imagine what its like wiping yourself when your ass is that big.

:shudder:

:retch:
Oh believe me, I do agree with your sentiments. The amount of obesity in this country is appalling.

......so I looked at the Big John website, for scientific purposes, of course... and they have the Big John Hygenic Sprayer.... So you can spray the shlt away cuz you're too fat to wipe...

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http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/sprayer.htm

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I can. And I just dry heaved a little.

Why can't folks just stop eating so much? You can enjoy yourself without being 250lbs. (women) and 350lbs. (men). Walking around in a supermarket or mall, you're absolutely stunned at the size of most people.
Stunning, indeed. And the fatties in the Little Rascal carts zooming around. Oh, the ironing. The people that need to walk the most are sitting in electric carts.
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:25 PM   #10547
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Oh believe me, I do agree with your sentiments. The amount of obesity in this country is appalling.

......so I looked at the Big John website, for scientific purposes, of course... and they have the Big John Hygenic Sprayer.... So you can spray the shlt away cuz you're too fat to wipe...

:retch x2:

http://www.bigjohntoiletseat.com/sprayer.htm



Stunning, indeed. And the fatties in the Little Rascal carts zooming around. Oh, the ironing. The people that need to walk the most are sitting in electric carts.

LMFAO

So the same site I found this gem

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Old 01-23-2013, 12:46 PM   #10548
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Old 01-23-2013, 12:59 PM   #10550
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I can't stop laughing...because Ive been making fun of these stupid dances for years


I can't stop watching this -- it's hysterical.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:08 PM   #10551
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I can. And I just dry heaved a little.

Why can't folks just stop eating so much? You can enjoy yourself without being 250lbs. (women) and 350lbs. (men). Walking around in a supermarket or mall, you're absolutely stunned at the size of most people.
you mean in the motorized carts with those F'in beepers, sounds like I'm in a warehouse full of forklifts.
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Old 01-23-2013, 01:10 PM   #10552
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They are just enabling the fatness to continue. Don't change your life, but change everything around your life to suit your fatness!

I can't even imagine what its like wiping yourself when your ass is that big.

:shudder:

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Old 01-23-2013, 02:32 PM   #10553
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