Calling all Hampur Orthopedic surgeons / Treadmill Fall: The Sequel

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by gunnails

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What are you, Mr T, why would you need to wear a ring on your right hand.

And I hear chicks dig the crooked digits.

But yeah, if are paying for the health ins. then you might as well use it.

Ha! No, I don't actually wear a ring on that finger but I know my wedding ring from my left hand can....errrrr could....should fit on that finger too and that is kinda my guide as to how f'd up the finger is.

[Big L]

I think what you need now is a good lawyer.

Time to sue the gym!


It's their fault, after all.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by southside

I don't get why you waiting so long to get your finger checked out. That's a pretty bad break there amigo.

Can anyone define the moral of this story?

My wife continues to remind me of the moral of this story, usually followed by, "...you dumbass!"

Originally Posted by 32green

Btw, you are an complete and utter idiot.

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Hop on the bandwagon!

[Jets Things]

Get a second opinion.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

"To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future."
--Plutarch

Originally Posted by 32green

"Popeye, I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule, then I'm gonna bang Olive in her ___."

--Bluto

"I used to be a planet, the P in 'Nine Pizzas,' but now I'm just a frozen piece rock watching Uranus get all the credit."

-- Pluto

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Get a second opinion.

As soon as TokyoJet throws in his two cents I'll have about 7 opinions. Should be good to go.

[gunnails]

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Thought I tag on here as I have a medical question, as long as JS does not mind?

[crasherino]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

That was basically the discussion. But I can tell the finger is already a little crooked and it now bulges in a way that I'll never get a ring on it, etc. I'm just going to suck it up and get it done now.

This just sealed it for me. If I had a legit medical reason for not wearing my wedding ring, I would go that route in a heartbeat. Having a crooked finger is no big deal. In fact, its probably a bonus. You could tell all sorts stories about how it got crooked.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by gunnails

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Thought I tag on here as I have a medical question, as long as JS does not mind?

Ugh! That's the worst knee I've ever seen.

[Monsterxman]

My brother hurt his finger playing WR in college, a coach made him go to the doctor to get an X-Ray. Doctor told my brother that the finger he hurt was fine, but that all the other fingers on his hand had been broken several times.

With that, my guess is you’ll heal up fine with or without further attention.

Good luck

[Dimitri_0515]

throw some dirt on it, you'll be fine.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I would just let it heal on its own. Of course the doc is recommending surgery, he's got a mortgage too.

What about all those tape...uh...salespeople? You can't just shut the door on them.

[jetstream23]

Two baby Titanium screws and I feel like the f'ing Bionic Man!

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

Two baby Titanium screws and I feel like the f'ing Bionic Man!

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

throw some dirt on it, you'll be fine.

Get that Tussin' in there.

[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

Dude! Sorry about those fap-related side effects.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

That must have been a big ****ing treadmill.

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

That must have been a big ****ing treadmill.

30 ft extension ladder. And the sudden stop at the end.


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[jetstream23]

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

30 ft extension ladder. And the sudden stop at the end.


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Ouch! When was that?

Prognosis?

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

Ouch! When was that?

Prognosis?

Distal radius fracture.

Yee haw insurance company decided that a cast was good enough.

Herp derp.

They ended up costing themselves 260k.

Had to get it rebroken, cadaver bone put on and screwed and braced for 3 more months.

If they hadn't been cheap from Jump Street, it would have cost them 100k less.


Plus, due to their f*ck up, I can only move my wrist 30% of what uncoils normally....so they had yo pay me an additional 90k.

Real insurers of genius.....


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