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Borgoguy · 01-24-2013, 05:50 PM

Can't remember if I posted this one before. Anyway, it's so hot that it merits its own thread.

Like her or not, Eva Longoria is a seductive creature. I would devote the rest of my life toward making her orgasm (and me in the process). Without question, at least two aspects of my anatomy would be in traction or need splinting.

JetPotato · 01-24-2013, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Release in five...four...

Don't get me wrong, she's great... but that's the best they could come up with? For the Super Bowl?

If they called me in to film a car commercial starring Kate Upton, people would be talking about it for centuries

Borgoguy · 01-24-2013, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JetPotato

Don't get me wrong, she's great... but that's the best they could come up with? For the Super Bowl?

If they called me in to film a car commercial starring Kate Upton, people would be talking about it for centuries

You're right, JP. The spot is very bland.

JetPotato · 01-26-2013, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You're right, JP. The spot is very bland.

A better use of Kate's "talent":

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvl...e#.UQNwv5wo7ng

crossfire · 01-26-2013, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by JetPotato

Don't get me wrong, she's great... but that's the best they could come up with? For the Super Bowl?

If they called me in to film a car commercial starring Kate Upton, people would be talking about it for centuries

The car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke puts that to shame.

JetPotato · 01-27-2013, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

The car wash scene in Cool Hand Luke puts that to shame.

That Jessica Simpson car wash a few years back even does

Borgoguy · 01-27-2013, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JetPotato

That Jessica Simpson car wash a few years back even does

In terms of her hot days, way back. Simpson ballooned up pretty steep, before and during her pregnancy. Plus, she is just so uncharismatic.

You know who looks fabulous these days after dropping a huge amount of weight? Jennifer Hudson. Suddenly, she's on my "to do" list.

Frequent Flyer · 01-30-2013, 08:45 PM

Hey Borgoguy I didn't want to start a new thread, I thought you'd like this

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:08 AM

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Hey Borgoguy I didn't want to start a new thread, I thought you'd like this

Thanks very much for the thought and video, FF. Jimmy Roselli fan, huh?

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:39 AM

Back to actual commercials:

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:43 AM

Trite, but cute concept.

I got dibs on this brunette. Great tag line.

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:46 AM

Great ad with southside as copywriter and director.

titanbuoy · 01-31-2013, 08:49 AM

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:51 AM

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Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 08:57 AM

Very nice spot.

Borgoguy · 01-31-2013, 09:04 AM

Can't remember if we posted this one. Anyway, it's the director's cut. I've also included a "behind the scenes" video.

jackhuntr · 02-05-2013, 01:32 PM

carl's jr. wish we had one here....

Borgoguy · 02-06-2013, 04:16 PM

Me want Naya.

And Zooey.

Borgoguy · 02-06-2013, 05:36 PM

Prepare to fall in love with Lauren Young in American Apparel, or anything else. What a sweetheart.

Borgoguy · 02-06-2013, 06:12 PM

More Lauren Young. Wow, my new crush of the moment. Goddess.

01-24-2013, 05:50 PM	#361
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Can't remember if I posted this one before. Anyway, it's so hot that it merits its own thread. Like her or not, Eva Longoria is a seductive creature. I would devote the rest of my life toward making her orgasm (and me in the process). Without question, at least two aspects of my anatomy would be in traction or need splinting.

01-30-2013, 08:45 PM	#368
Frequent Flyer Now....infrequent. Banned Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,903	Hey Borgoguy I didn't want to start a new thread, I thought you'd like this

01-31-2013, 08:39 AM	#370
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Back to actual commercials:

01-31-2013, 08:43 AM	#371
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Trite, but cute concept. I got dibs on this brunette. Great tag line.

01-31-2013, 08:46 AM	#372
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Great ad with southside as copywriter and director.

01-31-2013, 08:49 AM	#373
titanbuoy medium rare Practice Squad Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 280

01-31-2013, 08:57 AM	#375
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Very nice spot.

01-31-2013, 09:04 AM	#376
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Can't remember if we posted this one. Anyway, it's the director's cut. I've also included a "behind the scenes" video.

02-05-2013, 01:32 PM	#377
jackhuntr I got a do-over Waterboy Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: gainesville ga Posts: 71	carl's jr. wish we had one here....

02-06-2013, 04:16 PM	#378
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Me want Naya. And Zooey.

02-06-2013, 05:36 PM	#379
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Prepare to fall in love with Lauren Young in American Apparel, or anything else. What a sweetheart.

02-06-2013, 06:12 PM	#380
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	More Lauren Young. Wow, my new crush of the moment. Goddess.