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Fishooked · 01-30-2013, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Untouchable

24% of Americans believed the world would end in 2012

24% of Americans believe that ghosts are real

24% of Americans believe that aliens built the pyramids

Translation: 24% of Americans are f*cking stupid

It's got to be higher than 24%.

Sourceworx · 01-30-2013, 07:20 AM

If there is a God, and he isn't doing anything to quell all of the famine, starvation, and violence in the world because he's more concerned about the outcome of a football game, then he is a gigantic f*cking a$$hole.

Sourceworx · 01-30-2013, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

It's got to be higher than 24%.

They can't possibly poll everyone.

124 · 01-30-2013, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Untouchable

24% of Americans believed the world would end in 2012

24% of Americans believe that ghosts are real

24% of Americans believe that aliens built the pyramids

Translation: 24% of Americans are f*cking stupid

Yep.

Alkrotraz · 01-30-2013, 08:54 AM

God hates the Jets

Dirtstar · 01-30-2013, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by joiseyjet

Well if GOD is a sports fan ,then it is even more rediculas that the Devils have won multiple championships...o all this thread proves is moderators will stop at nothing to get numbers for this site

so...

you're saying the mods suck?

Alkrotraz · 01-30-2013, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

so...

you're saying the mods suck?

So you are saying if God decides 24% of games than the Devil decides 76% of games?

revischrist · 01-30-2013, 09:18 AM

24% of americans think Tebow should have started for the Jets also

Imagine how bad this thread would get if the Tebowites were still trolling this forum. This thread would be filled with John 3:16 and other random references to scripture.

Beerfish · 01-30-2013, 09:57 AM

God helps those that help themselves.

frostlich · 01-30-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by TokyoJetsFan

Cant be true. Belicheck is the Antichrist.

Nah. Belli stole his superbowls and then asked god for forgiveness. He's actually a good Christian.

RoadFan · 01-30-2013, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sourceworx

If there is a God, and he isn't doing anything to quell all of the famine, starvation, and violence in the world because he's more concerned about the outcome of a football game, then he is a gigantic f*cking a$$hole.

Agreed. If there is a God, an absurd notion IMO, then he is a sadist. "A mean kid sitting on an ant hill with a magnifying glass..."

brady's a catcher · 01-30-2013, 10:40 AM

How does this surprise anyone. Have you seen how stupid people are? Throw a rock in any direction, you'll hit a mouthbreather.

leftturn3 · 01-30-2013, 10:54 AM

Thankfully it is only 25%,,, and I think that's high enough to be scary.

24 · 01-30-2013, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sourceworx

If there is a God, and he isn't doing anything to quell all of the famine, starvation, and violence in the world because he's more concerned about the outcome of a football game, then he is a gigantic f*cking a$$hole.

Read Job.

Digetydog · 01-30-2013, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Vinny Testaverde's Niece

Did they measure what percentage are completely stupid?

Yes. They are Obama voters.

BIGKIDD325 · 01-30-2013, 11:23 AM

I'm not convinced God exists. I'm not convinced God doesn't exist. I'm very convinced God doesn't give a !@#$% who wins a football game.

24 · 01-30-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Woody56

We have so many stupid people in this country. Didn't read the article, but I would guess majority is from south and midwest. If you polled just people from the north, it would probably be 5% or less.

I read it. Actually, it did the split of each region, and every region polled at at least 20% except for the West-they polled at only 15%. The South was the highest, obviously, at about 33%...

Monsterxman · 01-30-2013, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Untouchable

24% of Americans believed the world would end in 2012

24% of Americans believe that ghosts are real

24% of Americans believe that aliens built the pyramids

Translation: 24% of Americans are f*cking stupid

1. More like .024% and even that would be a high figure.

2. Ghosts are real. At least the phenomenon attributed to them is…

3. An engineering friend of mine who had business in Egypt, told me that he’d sooner believe Aliens built the pyramids vs. the ancestors of the current people who live there.

joiseyjet · 01-30-2013, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

so...

you're saying the mods suck?

I am. saying that in the last year,what they stoop to create conversation on a football site has dropped by about 80%

Sourceworx · 01-30-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BIGKIDD325

I'm not convinced God exists. I'm not convinced God doesn't exist. I'm very convinced God doesn't give a !@#$% who wins a football game.

+1

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revischrist Dee Best! Veteran Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,736	24% of americans think Tebow should have started for the Jets also Imagine how bad this thread would get if the Tebowites were still trolling this forum. This thread would be filled with John 3:16 and other random references to scripture.

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Beerfish Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 19,084	God helps those that help themselves.

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brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,696	How does this surprise anyone. Have you seen how stupid people are? Throw a rock in any direction, you'll hit a mouthbreather.

01-30-2013, 10:54 AM	#33
leftturn3 Practice Squad Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 292	Thankfully it is only 25%,,, and I think that's high enough to be scary.

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BIGKIDD325 #helloplayoffs All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,617	I'm not convinced God exists. I'm not convinced God doesn't exist. I'm very convinced God doesn't give a !@#$% who wins a football game.