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thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:22 AM

So apparently last night I told her I'd drive her the salon. I don't remember saying I'd sit outside in the car like some half azz chauffeur. Or that I sit inside on one of the dumbazz fancy chairs like Southside would while she gets it done. F this we're in Real Time here. What should I do in the city so im not paying for ****ing parking. Perhaps leave a metrocard with the receptionist. Incredibly pissed right now. I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

Fishooked · 02-01-2013, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

So apparently last night I told her I'd drive her the salon. I don't remember saying I'd sit outside in the car like some half azz chauffeur. Or that I sit inside on one of the dumbazz fancy chairs like Southside would while she gets it done. F this we're in Real Time here. What should I do in the city so im not paying for ****ing parking. Perhaps leave a metrocard with the receptionist. Incredibly pissed right now. I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

You can snap pics of the other women there and post them here for our amusement & derision.

southside · 02-01-2013, 10:25 AM

First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

You can snap pics of the other women there and post them here for our amusement & derision.

I could but I fear my balls would abandon me for life if I sit there like some schmuck waiting. My mom used to pull this shtt. Good make the best of it strategy though.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.

Lifeless plastic **** dolls don't need haircuts. Good point dickhead

Dimitri_0515 · 02-01-2013, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by southside

First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done.

Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.

Lol

crossfire · 02-01-2013, 10:32 AM

Why not get your own hair cut?

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:33 AM

Fish is right I should just go in there and start snapping pictures like a nut.

Few older broads I see for the fetish crowd

Fishooked · 02-01-2013, 10:38 AM

You should pick up a copy of Hustler and just read it out in the open.

32green · 02-01-2013, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

Paying for what? "It"?

Or the hair cut?

Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

You should have went with the wife.

-realtalk-

RaoulDuke · 02-01-2013, 10:44 AM

Get a Brazilian.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Paying for what? "It"?

Or the hair cut?

Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

You should have went with the wife.

-realtalk-

No I got rid of both of them this ones brand new (one month) a good proper church girl. When faced with pick one decisions my whole life I cut and run...can't help it.

RaoulDuke · 02-01-2013, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Paying for what? "It"?

Or the hair cut?

Either way, thats a conversation you have with a whoo-ha, not a real girlfriend. Pay for her haircut? Kiss my arse.

You should have went with the wife.

-realtalk-

I thought he did?

I must have missed an episode..

Carlton · 02-01-2013, 10:45 AM

No pictures? You're waiting outside a hair salon? That's it?

Next up, I'M WATCHING PAINT DRY, *****ES!!!

FF2® · 02-01-2013, 10:46 AM

Go have a few drinks.

Or read your bible.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Get a Brazilian.

Lol that avatar brings me such joy I actually lol everytime I see it. Love it.

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by FF2®

Go have a few drinks.

Or read your bible.

Clever little bastido. Now maybe an assault n battery

Jets Things · 02-01-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by thebigragu

No I got rid of both of them this ones brand new (one month) a good proper church girl. When faced with pick one decisions my whole life I cut and run...can't help it.

Which church is most proper?

crasherino · 02-01-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

You should pick up a copy of Hustler and just read it out in the open.

This ^......or something else that will embarrass her enough that she won't want you to come back with her ever again. The Hustler will work, but make sure you start sharing the pictures with everyone else who is there:

"Do you think those are real? No way, right? No way real teetos would stay up like that, ya know? See, I like yours. Nice, natural breasts. Sure they're a bit saggy, but you're keepin' it real, and I respect that......what? Oh, my girlfriend is in that chair over there....Hi Baby!"

thebigragu · 02-01-2013, 10:49 AM

Moneybags? Im the brokest **** here.

02-01-2013, 10:22 AM	#1
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	At the hair salon with gf...WTF So apparently last night I told her I'd drive her the salon. I don't remember saying I'd sit outside in the car like some half azz chauffeur. Or that I sit inside on one of the dumbazz fancy chairs like Southside would while she gets it done. F this we're in Real Time here. What should I do in the city so im not paying for ****ing parking. Perhaps leave a metrocard with the receptionist. Incredibly pissed right now. I told her I wasn't paying for it is this a retaliation strike?

02-01-2013, 10:32 AM	#7
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,682	Why not get your own hair cut? Last edited by crossfire; 02-01-2013 at 10:37 AM.

02-01-2013, 10:25 AM	#3
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,898	First off, grow a pair. I'd never be stuck in a salon while my lady gets her hair done. Second, it's NY man. Drive around and find a parking spot. You have around 2 hours to kill.

02-01-2013, 10:33 AM	#8
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Fish is right I should just go in there and start snapping pictures like a nut. Few older broads I see for the fetish crowd

02-01-2013, 10:38 AM	#9
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,725	You should pick up a copy of Hustler and just read it out in the open.

02-01-2013, 10:44 AM	#11
RaoulDuke Son of Ham Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Paris, France Posts: 11,872	Get a Brazilian.

02-01-2013, 10:45 AM	#14
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,385	No pictures? You're waiting outside a hair salon? That's it? Next up, I'M WATCHING PAINT DRY, *****ES!!!

02-01-2013, 10:46 AM	#15
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,223	Go have a few drinks. Or read your bible.

02-01-2013, 10:49 AM	#20
thebigragu Downright Brilliant All Pro Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,828	Moneybags? Im the brokest **** here.