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Jets Things · 02-02-2013, 03:54 PM

...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.

Peebag · 02-02-2013, 03:58 PM

congrats on both achievements!

section314 · 02-02-2013, 04:23 PM

Congrtats to you and the MRS. With 10,000 posts, my guess is this blessed event happened during Sandy?

Apache 51 · 02-02-2013, 04:30 PM

Congratulations to you and your wife.

32green · 02-02-2013, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by section314

Congrtats to you and the MRS. With 10,000 posts, my guess is this blessed event happened during Sandy?

oh mah gawd, a tree just fell on our car, we just lost power, the babies are terrified, Breezy is burning, Rockaway and Manhattan are under water and I just vomited on myself out of fear. What do we do?

BOING!!!!!!!

COngrats, weirdo, its mine.

Jets Things · 02-02-2013, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

COngrats, weirdo, its mine.

I just looked it up and this is legally binding.

32green · 02-02-2013, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

I just looked it up and this is legally binding.

When the baby pops out with a toupe', takes one look at you and goes "nice robe, mongo! Thaaaaaaats right!" then scampers up to the globes for a quick slurpy......while still staring at you....... I'll still deny it.

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Lone Star Lady · 02-02-2013, 05:22 PM

32green · 02-02-2013, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

wtf is that, a radiation casualty?

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Jets Things · 02-02-2013, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

When the baby pops out with a toupe', takes one look at you and goes "nice robe, mongo! Thaaaaaaats right!" then scampers up to the globes for a quick slurpy......while still staring at you....... I'll still deny it.

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Your daughter is weird.

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Thank you!!

southside · 02-02-2013, 05:40 PM

I thought you couldn't get pregnant from buttsex...

Jetworks · 02-02-2013, 05:41 PM

Congrats to both of you, JT!

Maybe for 20,000 you can announce a JT Industries IPO exclusive for the Hampur.

Carlton · 02-02-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.

Did you mistake her for a dude?

crossfire · 02-02-2013, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway.

It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.

Why was the mailman angry?

Congrats

Dimitri_0515 · 02-02-2013, 06:33 PM

Congrats

Jungle Shift Jet · 02-02-2013, 07:06 PM

oh great

another red diaper baby

(matches the robe)

in the dark, i guess dildoughs and turkey basters look alike

RMJK · 02-02-2013, 07:21 PM

Congrats on the third kid. I hope the baby is healthy and you live a long life.

PlumberKhan · 02-02-2013, 07:25 PM

More power to you. Kids suck.

Big L · 02-02-2013, 08:49 PM

^^ exactly.

Nice going, dumbass.

Dirtstar · 02-03-2013, 12:10 AM

Congrats JT.

02-02-2013, 03:54 PM	#1
Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,405	For My 10,000th Post... ...I'd like to announce that the wife and I just found out that we are expecting our third kid. No, this was not planned (just like the second one!) but we're thrilled anyway. It's a known fact that every woman in a five mile radius begins to ovulate every time I get an erection. My wife just happened to get in the way of a particularly angry one.

02-02-2013, 04:23 PM	#3
section314 ABA hoops expert Veteran Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,014	Congrtats to you and the MRS. With 10,000 posts, my guess is this blessed event happened during Sandy? Last edited by section314; 02-02-2013 at 04:23 PM. Reason: spelling

02-02-2013, 07:06 PM	#16
Jungle Shift Jet Occasionally stoops to uploading hotties pix to boost his postcount All Pro Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Alive with a superior intellect in an erudite world of fine tastes that you will never, EVER acquire Posts: 5,032	oh great another red diaper baby (matches the robe) in the dark, i guess dildoughs and turkey basters look alike Last edited by Jungle Shift Jet; 02-02-2013 at 07:11 PM.

02-02-2013, 03:58 PM	#2
Peebag being disappointed since January 13th, 1969 All Pro Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: great midwest -well not so great Posts: 7,106	congrats on both achievements!

02-02-2013, 04:30 PM	#4
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,607	Congratulations to you and your wife.

02-02-2013, 05:22 PM	#8
Lone Star Lady Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: TX via MA via CT Posts: 1,828

02-02-2013, 05:40 PM	#11
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,883	I thought you couldn't get pregnant from buttsex...

02-02-2013, 05:41 PM	#12
Jetworks murse in training Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Staten Island Posts: 7,441	Congrats to both of you, JT! Maybe for 20,000 you can announce a JT Industries IPO exclusive for the Hampur.

02-02-2013, 06:33 PM	#15
Dimitri_0515 Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 11,182	Congrats

02-02-2013, 07:21 PM	#17
RMJK Think outside the box. Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Warwick, New York Posts: 15,780	Congrats on the third kid. I hope the baby is healthy and you live a long life.

02-02-2013, 07:25 PM	#18
PlumberKhan BRACE YOURSELVES FOR 12... Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Van down by the river Posts: 21,013	More power to you. Kids suck.

02-02-2013, 08:49 PM	#19
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,052	^^ exactly. Nice going, dumbass.

02-03-2013, 12:10 AM	#20
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,773	Congrats JT.