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Old 02-03-2013, 12:12 AM   #21
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Congratulations on outnumbering yourselves!

You are a better man than I, I couldn't do it all over again. The internet is my third child anyway.


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Old 02-03-2013, 10:42 AM   #22
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JT, no pharmacies where you live?

Congratulations. Best wishes to your wife for a safe and uneventful pregnancy and birth.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:43 AM   #23
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Congrats JT. Aren't your first two still very young? We just had our first 6 weeks ago and my wife is already agitating for number 2, I think she's nuts.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:54 AM   #24
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JT, no pharmacies where you live?

Congratulations. Best wishes to your wife for a safe and uneventful pregnancy and birth.
lol at pharmacy reference. Without getting into details, we're Catholic and very much so. But thanks!!


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Congrats JT. Aren't your first two still very young? We just had our first 6 weeks ago and my wife is already agitating for number 2, I think she's nuts.
Thanks! Older one turns 3 in a few weeks, younger one just turned 1. Congrats to you as well. Your wife is very hormonal and will change her mind in a month or so.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:55 AM   #25
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Congrats! Make sure it's yours.
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:13 PM   #26
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Congrats
Who knew Al Gore posted here?

Congratulations, JT.
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:52 PM   #27
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When the baby pops out with a toupe', takes one look at you and goes "nice robe, mongo! Thaaaaaaats right!" then scampers up to the globes for a quick slurpy......while still staring at you....... I'll still deny it.


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sounds like a commercial for a horror movie.

anyways, congrats JT. Soon you'll have enough kids to populate a sweatshop sex toy factory.
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:32 AM   #28
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Old 02-04-2013, 12:56 PM   #29
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lol at pharmacy reference. Without getting into details, we're Catholic and very much so. But thanks!!




Thanks! Older one turns 3 in a few weeks, younger one just turned 1. Congrats to you as well. Your wife is very hormonal and will change her mind in a month or so.
Three kids under 4? That sounds like a layup.

I'm having to fight my wife off for #3. I fear that its a losing battle as I like having sex and she controls the birth control.

Congrats dude.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:39 PM   #30
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Three kids under 4? That sounds like a layup.

I'm having to fight my wife off for #3. I fear that its a losing battle as I like having sex and she controls the birth control.

Congrats dude.
Who controls/decides the "ports of entry"?
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:10 PM   #31
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:21 PM   #32
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Who controls/decides the "ports of entry"?
Depends how cunning a linguist I am.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:27 PM   #33
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Depends how cunning a linguist I am.
In my house, there is very little opportunity to divert from this script. Not that I'm complaining.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:50 PM   #34
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Congrats, 10,000 posts is quite a milestone of wasted time here at J.I.
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:55 PM   #35
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Congrats, 10,000 posts is quite a milestone of wasted time here at J.I.
The OP got a slight chuckle and a dismissive wave from Fish.
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Old 02-04-2013, 03:03 PM   #36
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The OP got a slight chuckle and a dismissive wave from Fish.
Not at all. I wish Things all the best with his new soon-to-be progeny.
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Old 02-04-2013, 03:06 PM   #37
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Not at all. I wish Things all the best with his new soon-to-be progeny.
LMFAO! See, for years, I have been calling him "JT". "Things" just sounds so him. Perfect amount of necessary, quasi-gay, foppishness and benign sleaze.
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Old 02-04-2013, 03:53 PM   #38
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:17 PM   #39
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LMFAO! See, for years, I have been calling him "JT". "Things" just sounds so him. Perfect amount of necessary, quasi-gay, foppishness and benign sleaze.
lmao!!! i've been laughing for two minutes over this.


"Things" -- lol
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Old 02-04-2013, 04:18 PM   #40
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lmao!!! i've been laughing for two minutes over this.


"Things" -- lol
Right?! I keep snickering thinking about it. "Things" is dead on perfect.
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