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32green · 02-04-2013, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Right?! I keep snickering thinking about it. "Things" is dead on perfect.

Good call by the Fist on that one.

Its exactly the sort of name that could stick to a fella.

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Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 32green

Good call by the Fist on that one.

Its exactly the sort of name that could stick to a fella.

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No doubt another phrase with which Things has heard often, and is intimately familiar.

crasherino · 02-04-2013, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LMFAO! See, for years, I have been calling him "JT". "Things" just sounds so him. Perfect amount of necessary, quasi-gay, foppishness and benign sleaze.

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lmao!!! i've been laughing for two minutes over this.

"Things" -- lol

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Right?! I keep snickering thinking about it. "Things" is dead on perfect.

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Originally Posted by 32green

Good call by the Fist on that one.

Its exactly the sort of name that could stick to a fella.

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

No doubt another phrase with which Things has heard often, and is intimately familiar.

Right now, Things isn't sure whether to thank you or tell you to GFY.

Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

Right now, Things isn't sure whether to thank you or tell you to GFY.

Oh, I'm very confident he'll be pissed.

BTW, doesn't "Things" sound like it should be a valet in a gay version of P. G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels? "Oh, Things. Please bring me a fresh cravat."

Dirtstar · 02-04-2013, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Oh, I'm very confident he'll be pissed.

BTW, doesn't "Things" sound like it should be a valet in a gay version of P. G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels? "Oh, Things. Please bring me a fresh cravat."

lol!!

"My gosh, Things! It appears as though I've soiled my robe yet again. Undress me at once!"

32green · 02-04-2013, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Oh, I'm very confident he'll be pissed.

BTW, doesn't "Things" sound like it should be a valet in a gay version of P. G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels? "Oh, Things. Please bring me a fresh cravat."

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lol!!

"My gosh, Things! It appears as though I've soiled my robe yet again. Undress me at once!"

Lmao!

"Egads, it appears as if Things has gotten into my underwear drawer again. My word!"

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Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lol!!

"My gosh, Things! It appears as though I've soiled my robe yet again. Undress me at once!"

"Things. I've really made a mess of the embroidery on Papa's crimson Prince Albert robe. One might hazard to call it a complete splooging (sic).

I shall need it laundered at your soonest opportunity. And, of course, will rely on your never wavering, if not entirely stalwart, discretion, especially amongst the houseboys and animal husbandry staff. Needless to say, there shall be a reward of vigorous fisting for your troubles, old boy"

I've read every Wodehouse novel. But would give anything to have him pen that version with "Things". I might lose my mind laughing.

crossfire · 02-04-2013, 04:54 PM

The Hampur Remake

crasherino · 02-04-2013, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Oh, I'm very confident he'll be pissed.
BTW, doesn't "Things" sound like it should be a valet in a gay version of P. G. Wodehouse's Jeeves novels? "Oh, Things. Please bring me a fresh cravat."

That's unlike him....what's gotten into Things?

Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

That's unlike him....what's gotten into Things?

Not with a ten foot pole. Er, so to speak.

32green · 02-04-2013, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

That's unlike him....what's gotten into Things?

Rough weekend at the Super Bowel.

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Dirtstar · 02-04-2013, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

The Hampur Remake

oh man, Things is taking a pounding.

Jets Things · 02-04-2013, 05:51 PM

wtf

When did I turn into softside?!

Carlton · 02-04-2013, 05:59 PM

It's threads like this that 5 years from now when no one knows how JT came to be known as "Things" Timmy will masterfully link to this out of memory and/or his terrifyingly accurate spread sheet that stores everyone's attributes both online and in real life.

Dirtstar · 02-04-2013, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

It's threads like this that 5 years from now when no one knows how JT came to be known as "Things" Timmy will masterfully link to this out of memory and/or his terrifyingly accurate spread sheet that stores everyone's attributes both online and in real life.

it terrifies me that i could be farting around on JI 5 years from now

and yet, i look at my "join date" and the past 8 years have just flown by

except for those ****ing miserable months of September-January known as "the Jets season"

Dirtstar · 02-04-2013, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

wtf

When did I turn into softside?!

common!!

the whole reason for which this thread was started completely escapes fluffside's perception of reality.

Carlton · 02-04-2013, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

it terrifies me that i could be farting around on JI 5 years from now

and yet, i look at my "join date" and the past 8 years have just flown by

except for those ****ing miserable months of September-January known as "the Jets season"

Seriously.. this place would be a lot better without the whole New York Jets thing. Soothannyidzik get on it!

Borgoguy · 02-04-2013, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

common!!

the whole reason for which this thread was started completely escapes fluffside's perception of reality.

This thread would not have been necessary if Mr. & Mrs. Things had followed this couple's example.

***NSFW***

Jets Things · 02-04-2013, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

This thread would not have been necessary if Mr. & Mrs. Things had followed this couple's example.

***NSFW***

10,000 posts or not, I'da prolly still blown a nut up in my wife's bidness.

32green · 02-04-2013, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Carlton

It's threads like this that 5 years from now when no one knows how JT came to be known as "Things" Timmy will masterfully link to this out of memory and/or his terrifyingly accurate spread sheet that stores everyone's attributes both online and in real life.

Lmao, so true.

He's got flow-charts in his cabin.

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crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,675	The Hampur Remake

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Jets Things All Pro Join Date: May 2003 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace Posts: 9,418	wtf When did I turn into softside?!

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Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,376	It's threads like this that 5 years from now when no one knows how JT came to be known as "Things" Timmy will masterfully link to this out of memory and/or his terrifyingly accurate spread sheet that stores everyone's attributes both online and in real life.