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Dirtstar · 02-04-2013, 06:34 PM

sometimes there's a man...

I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero?

but sometimes, there's a man. and I'm talkin' about this dude right here:

frostlich · 02-04-2013, 06:41 PM

Our next Senator...or congressman...if we're lucky.

FF2® · 02-04-2013, 06:50 PM

That guy is at every Dead show.

32green · 02-04-2013, 07:15 PM

You have to admire a guy, that no matter how hippy dippy he sounds, no matter what bizarre situation he unwittingly finds himself in, he has decided that smashing someone in their ******g head.... is always the solution.

And he's still walking around talking to reporters.

Me? I start sweating if I think I tipped 19 percent by accident.

If SOoth doesnt make this guy the only moderator on Draft Insider, pronto, he's missing the boat.

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Borgoguy · 02-05-2013, 07:31 AM

Spicoli for the 21st Century. This new guy is a classic.

quantum · 02-05-2013, 08:50 AM

love how he switches from stoner to ghetto, then back again, all the while not breathing between sentences.

and how do you hit someone with a hatchet and not kill them?

meh - too fried. prefer stoners to be like Jay and Silent Bob.

Bonhomme Richard · 02-05-2013, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

You have to admire a guy, that no matter how hippy dippy he sounds, no matter what bizarre situation he unwittingly finds himself in, he has decided that smashing someone in their ******g head.... is always the solution.

And he's still walking around talking to reporters.

Me? I start sweating if I think I tipped 19 percent by accident.

If SOoth doesnt make this guy the only moderator on Draft Insider, pronto, he's missing the boat.

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I bet just hearing that guy talk makes you itch for the feel of a nightstick in your hand again.

crasherino · 02-05-2013, 10:22 AM

I bet that guy has a "Mean People Suck" on the back of his car. If he had one that is.

brady's a catcher · 02-05-2013, 10:53 AM

That was so awesome I watched it twice. Reminds me of college.

Reporter: "Would you do it again?

Dirty Hero: "Club him in the head with a hatchet?...."

32green · 02-05-2013, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

I bet just hearing that guy talk makes you itch for the feel of a nightstick in your hand again.

Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

True story.

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frostlich · 02-05-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

True story.

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Nobody wants to hear the Justin Volpe story again.

Maybe JT...but I'm not here to judge.

crossfire · 02-05-2013, 12:49 PM

From now on, Mods don't wield the "Ban-Hammer"...

They give the Kai-bosh!!!

32green · 02-05-2013, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crossfire

From now on, Mods don't wield the "Ban-Hammer"...

They give the Kai-bosh!!!

LMAO!!!!!

Bonhomme Richard · 02-05-2013, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

True story.

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Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?

brady's a catcher · 02-05-2013, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?

You know that place in teh small of your back that you can't reach when it itches? Money.

Dirtstar · 02-05-2013, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 32green

Never hit a dude with a nightstick.

True story.

no wonder you USED to be a cop, then

amirite?

2milehighJet · 02-05-2013, 01:53 PM

LOL!!! "frieghtrain riders know this"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to use this quote in a conversation at my next party.

southside · 02-05-2013, 02:07 PM

That kid was whacked out.

LMAO at the freight train comment too.

Crossfire, make a Cobra Kai picture!

quantum · 02-05-2013, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?

teh sexual hijinks back at the stationhouse

32green · 02-05-2013, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Pfft, then what's the point of a nightstick?

Actually, I dont know. They taught us how to use it, then released us into a world where people cant wait to tape us using it..... to get us fired.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

no wonder you USED to be a cop, then

amirite?

No, its why I lasted as long as I did, prolly.

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum

teh sexual hijinks back at the stationhouse

No. Only person who ever got the stick from me, was some crackhaid chick who whacked me in the face with a 32 pack of pampers. Was like getting slammed with a full suitcase that fell out of a landing airplane.

Had to whack-a-mole her on her kerchiefed shnoggin to give me chance to recover my senses.

Now, if someone had taped that...first prize, Americas funniest home video's, no doubt.

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02-04-2013, 06:34 PM	#1
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,882	a new hero for teh Hampur? sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? but sometimes, there's a man. and I'm talkin' about this dude right here:

02-04-2013, 06:41 PM	#2
frostlich Get it done Shidzik! All League Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 3,010	Our next Senator...or congressman...if we're lucky.

02-04-2013, 06:50 PM	#3
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,589	That guy is at every Dead show.

02-04-2013, 07:15 PM	#4
32green neerg23 Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,714	You have to admire a guy, that no matter how hippy dippy he sounds, no matter what bizarre situation he unwittingly finds himself in, he has decided that smashing someone in their ******g head.... is always the solution. And he's still walking around talking to reporters. Me? I start sweating if I think I tipped 19 percent by accident. If SOoth doesnt make this guy the only moderator on Draft Insider, pronto, he's missing the boat. -

02-05-2013, 07:31 AM	#5
Borgoguy On a mission to educate and enthrall. Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,569	Spicoli for the 21st Century. This new guy is a classic.

02-05-2013, 08:50 AM	#6
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 18,031	love how he switches from stoner to ghetto, then back again, all the while not breathing between sentences. and how do you hit someone with a hatchet and not kill them? meh - too fried. prefer stoners to be like Jay and Silent Bob.

02-05-2013, 10:22 AM	#8
crasherino Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 16,937	I bet that guy has a "Mean People Suck" on the back of his car. If he had one that is.

02-05-2013, 10:53 AM	#9
brady's a catcher R.I.P Goofy Maloof All Pro Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Alexandria, VA Posts: 6,727	That was so awesome I watched it twice. Reminds me of college. Reporter: "Would you do it again? Dirty Hero: "Club him in the head with a hatchet?...."

02-05-2013, 12:49 PM	#12
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,706	From now on, Mods don't wield the "Ban-Hammer"... They give the Kai-bosh!!!

02-05-2013, 01:53 PM	#17
2milehighJet is not that high All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,188	LOL!!! "frieghtrain riders know this"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to use this quote in a conversation at my next party.

02-05-2013, 02:07 PM	#18
southside Forever Awesome All Pro Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 8,938	That kid was whacked out. LMAO at the freight train comment too. Crossfire, make a Cobra Kai picture!