Beyonce's Quads

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by PMarsico9

Jesus.

I bet she can squat more weight than Michael Turner.

Beyonce "Quadzilla" Knowles-Carter.

I have been remiss in lauding your post and thread title. I laugh every time I see the thread name. Well done, muchacho.

[BURGERMIKE]

Im considering a big Easter get together, where can I order a coupleof those hams?

[jetswin]

I think she's lipsynching those gang signs

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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by jetswin

I think she's lipsynching those gang signs

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I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.

lol.


i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lol.


i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.

Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'd volunteer to have Beyoncé practice mouthing the phonebook on my face using her nether labia. Just a thought, but wilder dreams have come true.

like your upcoming 25,000th post

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

like your upcoming 25,000th post

Did I commit to something special? My memory is quickly deteriorating.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Meet you there. I'll bring the lip balm.

Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

She's gangsta.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Dont forget the penicillin and bulllet proof vest.

She's gangsta.

I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I'm also extending my offer of ardent oral volunteerism to this young entertainer. Although for reasons only he may divulge, I believe Dirtstar has an advantage over me to win her dewy charms.

Can't put my finger on it, but there is just something special about her dress.

speaking of thunderous thighs

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

speaking of thunderous thighs

Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.

[SCITSCAT]

Originally Posted by Dirtstar

lol.


i've already sent in my resume, anxiously awaiting her reply.

Get in line guys, been on the line for years.

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Rihanna's legs are silky goodness.

i would last a rock-solid 9.3 seconds after first contact.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by SCITSCAT

Get in line guys, been on the line for years.

LOL. You get the email from the fan club's chapter president? Nigel wants us to come up with novel baked good concepts for the Second Annual Rihanna Bake
Sale & Pants Check. I can't wait. Thinking about making a mocha frosted bundt cake.