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Old 02-06-2013, 11:40 AM   #1
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Women's breasts cause diarrhea...

...it's true in Egypt.

So no breast milk with your falafels at lunch today

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Old 02-06-2013, 12:17 PM   #2
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:30 PM   #3
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Old 02-06-2013, 12:40 PM   #4
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This lack of supporting documentation would get you a SHakin thread pronto, were he interviewing you about boopie diarear..


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Old 02-06-2013, 01:22 PM   #5
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There's a story on Drudge I don't have the skillset to link... from prime minister of Egypt lol

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Old 02-06-2013, 01:38 PM   #6
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There's a story on Drudge I don't have the skillset to link... from prime minister of Egypt lol

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That guy?! He's the Buttfumble of the Middle East.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:39 PM   #7
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that's where Stokes went.
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Old 02-06-2013, 01:53 PM   #8
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that's where Stokes went.
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:31 PM   #9
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There's a story on Drudge I don't have the skillset to link... from prime minister of Egypt lol

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The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt's rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably.

He added that many women in rural Egypt don't even bother to clean their breasts at all before feeding their toddlers.

Qandil made his remarks during an address at a cabinet meeting. Women members present were noticeably uncomfortable as Qandil made the comments.

Qandil previously caused widespread anger by offering a bizarre solution to Egypt's power crisis. He urged the Egyptians to wear cotton clothes and gather in a single room to conserve power.


Qandil, 50, is the youngest Prime Minister of Egypt in the last five decades. He served as the Minister of Water Resources and Irrigation before being appointed by President Mohammed Mursi.

Egypt is currently hosting the Islamic Summit attended by the leaders of other Muslim countries.









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Old 02-06-2013, 04:21 PM   #10
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:49 PM   #11
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Mummy's milk. I'm surprised that's all it causes.
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Old 02-06-2013, 04:51 PM   #12
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In Egypt, it's known as a bad case of the Shiites.
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Old 02-06-2013, 05:14 PM   #13
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and a government contract.

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Old 02-06-2013, 06:13 PM   #14
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As a Mod, you really should have some technical proficiency.



The inability of women in rural Egypt to clean their breasts is causing a diarrhoea epidemic, according to the country's Prime Minister Hisham Qandil.

Qandil was speaking about the spate of recent epidemics in Egypt's rural communities. During the address, he said he had witnessed children suffering from diarrhoea immediately after they have been breastfed because their mothers were unable to clean themselves probably.

He added that many women in rural Egypt don't even bother to clean their breasts at all before feeding their toddlers.

Qandil made his remarks during an address at a cabinet meeting. Women members present were noticeably uncomfortable as Qandil made the comments.

Qandil previously caused widespread anger by offering a bizarre solution to Egypt's power crisis. He urged the Egyptians to wear cotton clothes and gather in a single room to conserve power.


Qandil, 50, is the youngest Prime Minister of Egypt in the last five decades. He served as the Minister of Water Resources and Irrigation before being appointed by President Mohammed Mursi.

Egypt is currently hosting the Islamic Summit attended by the leaders of other Muslim countries.










This Qandil guy sounds like a hoot. I'm guessing he'll create a National Breast Cleanliness Awareness initiative. Mens bring your soap and water...wash a breast for a life! It's for the health of the children!

Dude may well be hampur material....dare I say mod?
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Old 02-06-2013, 06:49 PM   #15
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In Egypt, it's known as a bad case of the Shiites.
lol

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Old 02-06-2013, 06:52 PM   #16
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This Qandil guy sounds like a hoot. I'm guessing he'll create a National Breast Cleanliness Awareness initiative. Mens bring your soap and water...wash a breast for a life! It's for the health of the children!

Dude may well be hampur material....dare I say mod?
Large gatherings of cotton clad breast power washers... may be time for a career change


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Nicely done

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I knew someone would enjoy that Sunni or later.
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Old 02-06-2013, 07:18 PM   #18
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Breasts, that's a knew one I thought it was their faces.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:33 AM   #19
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:38 AM   #20
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