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Old 02-07-2013, 09:09 PM   #21
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This temper is why you shouldn't have a gun.





Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[the cashier pulls the gun away from him]
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:45 PM   #22
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Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[the cashier pulls the gun away from him]
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
Clerk: Yeah, well, you don't.
































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Old 02-07-2013, 10:00 PM   #23
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So will Staples® have a waiting period for paper?
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Old 02-07-2013, 10:02 PM   #24
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Clerk: [Homer grabs for his gun, but the cashier holds onto it] Sorry, the law requires a five-day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.
Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now!
[the cashier pulls the gun away from him]
Homer: I'd kill you if I had my gun.
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I mean, really...if yall were watching the Big Bang Theory last week, you woulda been known about this...

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Old 02-08-2013, 03:55 PM   #26
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Old 02-11-2013, 05:02 PM   #27
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:14 PM   #28
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I dont get The Big Bang Theory.
It's almost like trying to sell you on the idea that nerds are cool, which they aren't, and the show knows they aren't, but they sell it anyway.

Lately this obsession with nerd-chic culture is all bs. I don't see nerds getting laid by hot broads left and right. And I should know, because I too, am a nerd. We're not cool and we're not getting laid.


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Old 02-11-2013, 06:55 PM   #29
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Yeah. Cuz it's made with paper.

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Old 02-11-2013, 07:14 PM   #30
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I dont get The Big Bang Theory.
It's almost like trying to sell you on the idea that nerds are cool, which they aren't, and the show knows they aren't, but they sell it anyway.

Lately this obsession with nerd-chic culture is all bs. I don't see nerds getting laid by hot broads left and right. And I should know, because I too, am a nerd. We're not cool and we're not getting laid.


I enjoy it. Sheldon and Amy are so technically accurate but contextually oblivious, that any scenes involving both or either keep me glued to the tube. Additionally, it's fun to see deprecating Indian humor.

I too don't like the parts of the show that seem to sell this inflated sense of some sort of nerd-counter-cultural-revolution. I don't care for the comic books or star-trek/comic-con story lines...but I really like the technical anf science-humor aspect of the show. Plus, Penny's not hard to look at.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:17 PM   #31
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:22 PM   #33
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I dont get The Big Bang Theory.
It's almost like trying to sell you on the idea that nerds are cool, which they aren't, and the show knows they aren't, but they sell it anyway.

Lately this obsession with nerd-chic culture is all bs. I don't see nerds getting laid by hot broads left and right. And I should know, because I too, am a nerd. We're not cool and we're not getting laid.


Bill Gates, Paul Allen, Steve Jobs, Mark Cuban all did pretty well, and there's a thousand more millionaire nerds behind them having no problem getting laid.
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I dont get The Big Bang Theory.
It's almost like trying to sell you on the idea that nerds are cool, which they aren't, and the show knows they aren't, but they sell it anyway.

Lately this obsession with nerd-chic culture is all bs. I don't see nerds getting laid by hot broads left and right. And I should know, because I too, am a nerd. We're not cool and we're not getting laid.


Who needs to get laid when you got phunny pic thread!!!
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