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Old 02-07-2013, 05:43 PM   #121
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I would just like to say I would never call you Gay ... Southside's right hand though I would
Lmfao. You're on fire. Right ,hand gay Priceless.
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Old 02-07-2013, 06:20 PM   #122
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The only way I would be butt hurt is if you bit it when you kissed it
it doesn't have to hurt if its done right.



ummm



I think my doorbell just rang...
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Old 02-07-2013, 06:24 PM   #123
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I was still pretty unknown at the time. I recall some thread where I first used a similar "voice" as in the Bozo's Thread. Timmy sent me a PM saying that lots of folks here thought I was him using another username. At the time, I had no idea what a compliment that was.



Still a sell out.

You recall all that conspiracy stuff, right Q? I had Ham scrambling thinking he had actually done something. LOL.

That Bozos post came to me after JB posted those shots as a way to "get bacK" within the framework of the conspiracy idiocy I was promulgating. It was one take with no edits. Showed it to my wife before posting, who thought it was funny.

Knowing me now, could anyone take that seriously for one second. The part about contacting "my State's Attorney general" still gets me laughing. Gotta admit that's hilarious.



Thanks very much for mentioning me in that company.
remember? How could I forget?
ultimately though, it was...

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Old 02-07-2013, 06:28 PM   #124
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it doesn't have to hurt if its done right.



ummm



I think my doorbell just rang...
See, if the powers that be would bring back the Backdoor Thread, we could be instructive to neophytes like Gata. Why not teach the youth before they endure a catastrophic dabbling in the anal arts?

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ultimately though, it was...

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Old 02-07-2013, 06:47 PM   #125
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Lmfao. You're on fire. Right ,hand gay Priceless.
You're predictable.

And fix your fkn keyboard already.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:22 PM   #126
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yup - you can see some good early work by Borgo, 32 and Dirt, before they became the giants they are today.

we only look like giants because we're standing next to Stokes
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:32 PM   #127
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You're predictable.

And fix your fkn keyboard already.
Hey even if a Guy pretending to be a girl on the internet wants to let you kiss their ass u better take it. That stripper you bring flowers too aint ever giving it up you lonely chaffed weeping boy.
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Old 02-07-2013, 09:44 PM   #128
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All this History LMAO .. JEEZ What did you say to get you Perma Banned?
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This was supposed to be a combination "scam" related to a conspiracy theory motif which I had cultivated at the time, and pointed rejoinder to JB. Jetswin took it the wrong way (who wouldn't) and booted me out. So much for my "well thought out plan".

In case you don't know, "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" is a classic comedy record from the 70s by the legendary Firesign Theater.

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=169231
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So that's the long awaited picture?

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Old 02-08-2013, 01:43 AM   #129
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Hey even if a Guy pretending to be a girl on the internet wants to let you kiss their ass u better take it. That stripper you bring flowers too aint ever giving it up you lonely chaffed weeping boy.
This brings me to an interesting point... most amount of money spent on a stripper. I'll start. $450.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:02 AM   #130
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This brings me to an interesting point... most amount of money spent on a stripper. I'll start. $450.
southside: Can I get a lap dance?

Stripper: No... I think we should just be friends.

southside: fml
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:05 AM   #131
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southside: Can I get a lap dance?

Stripper: No... I think we should just be friends.

southside: fml
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:05 AM   #132
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southside: Can I get a lap dance?

Stripper: No... I think we should just be friends.

southside: fml
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Southside:How much for a lapdance?

Stripper: I'm feeling sick I can't today.

Southside: How much to touch your hand?

Stripper: $450.00
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:13 AM   #133
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Southside:How much for a lapdance?

Stripper: I'm feeling sick I can't today.

Southside: How much to vacuum, then hand wash your car?

Stripper: $450.00
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:17 AM   #134
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a real life Collie Entragian, that one.
Nice reference. Really, really enjoyed that book.
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:40 AM   #135
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No. Most definitely wrong.

And yes, strippers do like me... even though I am there giving them money... they also are attracted to me and I get free dances and booby touches.
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Old 02-08-2013, 12:40 PM   #136
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No. Most definitely wrong.

And yes, strippers do like me... even though I am there giving them money... they also are attracted to me and I get free dances and man-boob touches.
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Old 02-08-2013, 02:02 PM   #137
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What's FF2® got to do with this?
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:35 PM   #138
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What's FF2® got to do with this?
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:42 PM   #139
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LOL! The look on the FF2 person kills me every time. Is that really him? If not, it should be.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:44 PM   #140
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this could very well be Kelly
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