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Jets Things · 02-08-2013, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I just finished my second cup of coffee after going to fill up a gas can for my generator.

Prior to that, really wanted to go down, and bang, my wife this morning as she looked/smelled so great coming out of the shower. My plans were thwarted, however, as Borgoboy was still home waiting for the bus. Guess there's tonight and/or this weekend.

Is that enough of an update or might you need more information at the point of insertion/first "tongue lashing". I should still be able to maintain turgidity to run to the computer to fill you in. Or maybe a hand held media device is more prudent?

I hear ya. Lately every time I try digging out the wife one of the friggin kids will start whining.

Borgoguy · 02-08-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

I hear ya. Lately every time I try digging out the wife one of the friggin kids will start whining.

The days of a "quickie" before work are so long gone once you have kids.

PlumberKhan · 02-08-2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

The days of a "quickie" before work are so long gone once you have kids.

We just get up earlier than the kids.

frostlich · 02-08-2013, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I just finished my second cup of coffee after going to fill up a gas can for my generator.

Prior to that, really wanted to go down, and bang, my wife this morning as she looked/smelled so great coming out of the shower. My plans were thwarted, however, as Borgoboy was still home waiting for the bus. Guess there's tonight and/or this weekend.

Is that enough of an update or might you need more information at the point of insertion/first "tongue lashing". I should still be able to maintain turgidity to run to the computer to fill you in. Or maybe a hand held media device is more prudent?

Well that's disappointing.

Prayers on the way for gettin the business taken care of sooner vs later.

Borgoguy · 02-08-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

We just get up earlier than the kids.

Of course. Today was just one of those spontaneous moments that went untapped.

I'll also say that my high schooler gets up at 6AM. I'm usually up at that time making him lunch, not enjoying a light munch.

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Originally Posted by frostlich

Well that's disappointing.

Prayers on the way for gettin the business taken care of sooner vs later.

Thanks, frost. No doubt our window of opportunity will open up later this evening.

Big L · 02-08-2013, 10:29 AM

How 'bout a pic of Mrs. Borgoguy, so we know what we're dealing with?

Borgoguy · 02-08-2013, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

How 'bout a pic of Mrs. Borgoguy, so we know what we're dealing with?

LOL. I wish. My wife's great, but video or still images have never been an accepted part of our sexual mix.

Big L · 02-08-2013, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. I wish. My wife's great, but video or still images have never been an accepted part of our sexual mix.

Oh, good God, no. I didn't mean naughty pics. Last thing any of us would want to see is any accidental part of Borgo in the photo.

Borgoguy · 02-08-2013, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Big L

Oh, good God, no. I didn't mean naughty pics.

Why not? I would accept nothing less.

Again, maybe if my son were older. We're too distrusting of the web world.

Jets Things · 02-08-2013, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. I wish. My wife's great, but video or still images have never been an accepted part of our sexual mix.

Wife has, in the past, allowed me to video with one caveat - it can be viewed once and immediately deleted. Not gonna lie, it'd be pretty sweet to have a video of her slobbing on my dork - it would make me less likely to jack it to some porn whores on the innernewtz when I'm away for work.

crasherino · 02-08-2013, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Wife has, in the past, allowed me to video with one caveat - it can be viewed once and immediately deleted. Not gonna lie, it'd be pretty sweet to have a video of her slobbing on my dork - it would make me less likely to jack it to some porn whores on the innernewtz when I'm away for work.

Can you decide when to view it? Can you film, wait for your work travel and view it then and delete after?

Just tryin to work the system for ya, buddy.

Jets Things · 02-08-2013, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by crasherino

Can you decide when to view it? Can you film, wait for your work travel and view it then and delete after?

Just tryin to work the system for ya, buddy.

No, she has to be present to delete it. I cover my bases by not allowing deletion until after the refractory period is over, pretty much guaranteeing round two.

Borgoguy · 02-08-2013, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Wife has, in the past, allowed me to video with one caveat - it can be viewed once and immediately deleted. Not gonna lie, it'd be pretty sweet to have a video of her slobbing on my dork - it would make me less likely to jack it to some porn whores on the innernewtz when I'm away for work.

Seems fair and understandable, especially with any possibility of the video getting in "the wrong hands". Yet, the fun would be watching it days or weeks later.

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

No, she has to be present to delete it. I cover my bases by not allowing deletion until after the refractory period is over, pretty much guaranteeing round two.

Forget all those dopes stockpiling tons of rice and cereal. This, right here, is a true "prepper", folks. Well done, Things.

GuidoYaztremski · 02-08-2013, 01:20 PM

Sh*t's getting serious. Governor just issued a state of emergency at 4 PM which bars all non-essential vehicles from all roads in the entire state. Violators are subject to $500 fines and up to 1 year in jail.

Dirtstar · 02-08-2013, 01:25 PM

it must be killing "Nike" that he can't come over and lecture the Hampur on emergency preparednessests for fear that he might blow his cover

Fishooked · 02-08-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

it must be killing "Nike" that he can't come over and lecture the Hampur on emergency preparednessests for fear that he might blow his cover

Its only a matter of time. Is there a generator thread we could necro?

crasherino · 02-08-2013, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Its only a matter of time. Is there a generator thread we could necro?

Why not start a generator thread?

chesapeakejet · 02-08-2013, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Why not? I would accept nothing less.

Again, maybe if my son were older. We're too distrusting of the web world.

I'm sure "Kelly" has a spare pic you can use.

chesapeakejet · 02-08-2013, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski

Sh*t's getting serious. Governor just issued a state of emergency at 4 PM which bars all non-essential vehicles from all roads in the entire state. Violators are subject to $500 fines and up to 1 year in jail.

Which state comrade?

Our rain is gone and now it's sunny, but only in the 40's.

crasherino · 02-08-2013, 02:02 PM

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Which state comrade?

Our rain is gone and now it's sunny, but only in the 40's.

He's a Mazzhole. He does his Mazzholing in Cape Cawd.

02-08-2013, 10:29 AM	#126
Big L Plus six thousand posts Veteran Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: It's all relative Posts: 1,053	How 'bout a pic of Mrs. Borgoguy, so we know what we're dealing with?

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GuidoYaztremski Tuukka Rask!!! All League Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 2,608	Sh*t's getting serious. Governor just issued a state of emergency at 4 PM which bars all non-essential vehicles from all roads in the entire state. Violators are subject to $500 fines and up to 1 year in jail.

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Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,782	it must be killing "Nike" that he can't come over and lecture the Hampur on emergency preparednessests for fear that he might blow his cover