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Carlton · 02-08-2013, 10:55 PM

1greenNUT · 02-09-2013, 04:58 AM

Autotune remix for Smash!!!

2milehighJet · 05-16-2013, 03:19 PM

uh oh!!

http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/kai-...arrant-murder/

When America last saw Kai, the Smash Smash Smaaaash Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, we declared “We’re all rooting for you, Kai.”
Kai’s story may have taken a turn for the worse:
Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for an internet celebrity in the homicide of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey

The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 34-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.”

McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation.

He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus.

The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being.
Authorities say Kai cut his hair to alter his appearance and is being considered armed and dangerous. Uh oh.

Read more at http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/kai-...AwpLcaYjsiH.99

nyahay bus · 05-16-2013, 03:36 PM

his motive seems legit to me:

Caleb Kai Lawrence Yodhehwawheh · 1,709 followers
Tuesday at 1:21pm ·
what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their ****in load in you? what would you do?

https://www.facebook.com/yodhehwawhe...73196462844554

Jungle Shift Jet · 05-16-2013, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyahay bus

his motive seems legit to me:

Caleb Kai Lawrence Yodhehwawheh · 1,709 followers
Tuesday at 1:21pm ·
what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their ****in load in you? what would you do?

https://www.facebook.com/yodhehwawhe...73196462844554

Bury the hatchet?

Yodhehwawheh....nyahay bus...blood is thicker than water

i thought carrie nation was childless

brady's a catcher · 05-16-2013, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyahay bus

his motive seems legit to me:

Caleb Kai Lawrence Yodhehwawheh · 1,709 followers
Tuesday at 1:21pm ·
what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their ****in load in you? what would you do?

https://www.facebook.com/yodhehwawhe...73196462844554

So cum has a metallic taste? Weird.

Chowds, is this true?.

Dirtstar · 05-16-2013, 05:03 PM

seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through just to get blown by a homeless dude.

BURGERMIKE · 05-16-2013, 05:34 PM

Doesnt dude still pitch for the SF Giants?

Carlton · 05-16-2013, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nyahay bus

what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their ****in load in you? what would you do?

Speaking of which... How did shakin's weekend hosting Things go?

nyahay bus · 05-17-2013, 02:38 PM

apprehended.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/s...M4kR8DFambPN1I

Starbucks barista helped nab
'Kai the Hatchet Wielding
Hitchhiker'
Last Updated: 2:06 PM, May 17, 2013
Posted: 1:42 PM, May 17, 2013
ELIZABETH, NJ — Life on the run for the Internet sensation known as "Kai the
Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" ended when he asked for a cup of coffee.
Authorities are crediting an employee at a Starbucks in Philadelphia with
recognizing 24-year-old Caleb "Kai" McGillvary, who was wanted in the beating
death of a 73-year-old New Jersey lawyer.
Authorities say McGillvary met the lawyer, Joseph Galfy Jr., in New York, and the
pair went to Galfy's home. Days later, Galfy was found dead.
Philadelphia Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey says the barista waited on
McGillvary on Thursday, recognized him and called 911. McGillvary took off before
police arrived.
An officer went to a nearby bus terminal and found McGillvary. He was arrested
there.
McGillvary earned his nickname after intervening in a February attack in California.
He awaits extradition on charges in Galfy's death.
McGillvary is being held in lieu of $3 million bail.
He and Galfy met in Times Square Saturday and returned to Galfy’s Clark, NJ,
home where McGillvary spent the night, said prosecutor Theodore Romankow.
Galfy was bludgeoned to death at some point Sunday night, prosecutors said, and
on Monday McGillvary was seen taking a train to Asbury Park, NJ.
In a graphic Facebook message posted Tuesday morning, McGillvary suggested
that he had been drugged and raped.5/17/13 Starbucks baristahelpednab'Kai theHatchetWielding Hitchhiker' - NYPOST.com
http://www.nypost.com/f/print/news/l...#axzz2TZoMl4Ee 2/3
“What would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your
mouth, in a strangers house . . . and started wretching, realizing that someone had
drugged, raped . . . you?” the posting said.
When a fan responded he would “SUH-MASH the s--t out of them with a hatchet,”
McGillvary wrote, “i like your idea.”
Galfy’s body was found Monday morning, when co-workers told police he hadn’t
come to work. His neighbors said he was single and gay.
Officials said McGillvary met up with a female “fan” after the murder. His long hair
had been cut short and he now has a facial tattoo.
McGillvary’s movements after that included a trip to Glassboro in South Jersey and
Philadelphia.
He was considered armed and dangerous because “in the past, he has
demonstrated his ability to use the back end of a hatchet,” police said.
In an interview with Vice magazine, McGillvary recounted getting into a fight in a
Venice Beach, Calif., bar restroom last month and beating a man so badly that he
looked like he needed surgery

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02-08-2013, 10:55 PM	#21
Carlton Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy. All Pro Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,376	Last edited by Carlton; 02-08-2013 at 10:57 PM.

02-09-2013, 04:58 AM	#22
1greenNUT All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Port Orange, Florida Posts: 2,640	Autotune remix for Smash!!!

05-16-2013, 03:19 PM	#23
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,141	uh oh!! http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/kai-...arrant-murder/ When America last saw Kai, the Smash Smash Smaaaash Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, we declared “We’re all rooting for you, Kai.” Kai’s story may have taken a turn for the worse: Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for an internet celebrity in the homicide of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 34-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.” McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation. He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus. The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being. Authorities say Kai cut his hair to alter his appearance and is being considered armed and dangerous. Uh oh. Read more at http://hypervocal.com/news/2013/kai-...AwpLcaYjsiH.99

05-16-2013, 03:36 PM	#24
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,365	his motive seems legit to me: Caleb Kai Lawrence Yodhehwawheh · 1,709 followers Tuesday at 1:21pm · what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their ****in load in you? what would you do? https://www.facebook.com/yodhehwawhe...73196462844554

05-16-2013, 05:03 PM	#27
Dirtstar Snubbed a man just to watch him cry. Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 15,790	seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through just to get blown by a homeless dude.

05-16-2013, 05:34 PM	#28
BURGERMIKE All Hailing the Queen of Cupholders! Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,771	Doesnt dude still pitch for the SF Giants?

05-17-2013, 02:38 PM	#30
nyahay bus said it before: a dearth of playoff appearances in the next few years. Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,365	apprehended. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/s...M4kR8DFambPN1I Starbucks barista helped nab 'Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker' Last Updated: 2:06 PM, May 17, 2013 Posted: 1:42 PM, May 17, 2013 ELIZABETH, NJ — Life on the run for the Internet sensation known as "Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker" ended when he asked for a cup of coffee. Authorities are crediting an employee at a Starbucks in Philadelphia with recognizing 24-year-old Caleb "Kai" McGillvary, who was wanted in the beating death of a 73-year-old New Jersey lawyer. Authorities say McGillvary met the lawyer, Joseph Galfy Jr., in New York, and the pair went to Galfy's home. Days later, Galfy was found dead. Philadelphia Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey says the barista waited on McGillvary on Thursday, recognized him and called 911. McGillvary took off before police arrived. An officer went to a nearby bus terminal and found McGillvary. He was arrested there. McGillvary earned his nickname after intervening in a February attack in California. He awaits extradition on charges in Galfy's death. McGillvary is being held in lieu of $3 million bail. He and Galfy met in Times Square Saturday and returned to Galfy’s Clark, NJ, home where McGillvary spent the night, said prosecutor Theodore Romankow. Galfy was bludgeoned to death at some point Sunday night, prosecutors said, and on Monday McGillvary was seen taking a train to Asbury Park, NJ. In a graphic Facebook message posted Tuesday morning, McGillvary suggested that he had been drugged and raped.5/17/13 Starbucks baristahelpednab'Kai theHatchetWielding Hitchhiker' - NYPOST.com http://www.nypost.com/f/print/news/l...#axzz2TZoMl4Ee 2/3 “What would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house . . . and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped . . . you?” the posting said. When a fan responded he would “SUH-MASH the s--t out of them with a hatchet,” McGillvary wrote, “i like your idea.” Galfy’s body was found Monday morning, when co-workers told police he hadn’t come to work. His neighbors said he was single and gay. Officials said McGillvary met up with a female “fan” after the murder. His long hair had been cut short and he now has a facial tattoo. McGillvary’s movements after that included a trip to Glassboro in South Jersey and Philadelphia. He was considered armed and dangerous because “in the past, he has demonstrated his ability to use the back end of a hatchet,” police said. In an interview with Vice magazine, McGillvary recounted getting into a fight in a Venice Beach, Calif., bar restroom last month and beating a man so badly that he looked like he needed surgery