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Old 02-07-2013, 09:44 PM   #161
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Hell, the 13-year old that ches felt up has bigger boobs than her.
Damn Tx, you are off your game lately....


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Old 02-07-2013, 10:12 PM   #162
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Damn Tx, you are off your game lately....

OK, so I'm wrong for the first time on JI.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:09 PM   #163
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OK, so I'm wrong for the first time on JI.
Actually you thought you were wrong once, but it turned out you were right.

The rest of the time thought you were right, but were wrong every time.

60% of the time, it works every time.
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:45 PM   #164
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OK, so I'm wrong for the first time on JI.
"Mark Sanchez will not be a bust"
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Old 02-09-2013, 06:43 PM   #165
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How come he's dancing with men? If the guy likes to dance, I guess it's his business, as it hurts no one. However, while I'm not a god dancer, I prefer to dance with women.
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:25 AM   #166
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How come he's dancing with men? If the guy likes to dance, I guess it's his business, as it hurts no one. However, while I'm not a god dancer, I prefer to dance with women.
Wow. You are so hetero.
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:27 AM   #167
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How does anyone hate on a kid who once said once he wanted to "take Tim Tebow’s virginity."

And new reports are that Sex.com has offered him the equivalent of his 2014 base salary to do one scene in a porn film with Bibi Johns. How do you hate on such a lovable doofus?

Titles anyone?

Would you hit THIS for $3.75 million?!


He Gronked me in the B*tt.
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I'd hit that for free.

Hey, props to Gronk. He's living the life we all wish we lived. The only thing he doesn't have going for him is his inability to stay on the field, probably costing the Patriots the 2011 Super Bowl and maybe a berth in this year's Super Bowl as well.

That's tough to live with, so go hammer some porn stars and dance the night away. Why not?
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Old 02-10-2013, 09:48 AM   #168
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I'd hit that for free.

Hey, props to Gronk. He's living the life we all wish we lived. The only thing he doesn't have going for him is his inability to stay on the field, probably costing the Patriots the 2011 Super Bowl and maybe a berth in this year's Super Bowl as well.

That's tough to live with, so go hammer some porn stars and dance the night away. Why not?

Was it the porn star or the dancing that fractured his forearm?
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:16 AM   #169
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Was it the porn star or the dancing that fractured his forearm?
Just his body made of glass. The TE version of Chadwick.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:47 AM   #170
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Just his body made of glass. The TE version of Chadwick.
One high ankle sprain and a broken arm and he is made of glass?

Come on 124, are you really comparing Gronk to a QB who had to undergo mutiple surgeries on his throwing shoulder?
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:52 AM   #171
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One high ankle sprain and a broken arm and he is made of glass?

Come on 124, are you really comparing Gronk to a QB who had to undergo mutiple surgeries on his throwing shoulder?
Missing big games is his M.O.

Two broken arms and a severe ankle sprain has kept him from 1 AFCCG, a Super Bowl and part of another AFCCG.

He's single handedly cost you two Lombardi's and you know it.
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Old 02-10-2013, 11:02 AM   #172
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Just his body made of glass. The TE version of Chadwick.
this is one of the most ridiculous posts ive ever read on this forum. gronk is a beast and jets fans like myself would like to have this guy in a jets uni any day of the week.

if hes made of glass what is keller and hill made of?
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Old 02-10-2013, 01:57 PM   #173
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Wow. You are so hetero.
I am, and if you can read, which I asume you can, because it seems you spend the majority of your waking hours on this board running your mouth. Re-read the post, it says: I'm ok with it if that's what he's into. Don't be so touchy that one of you heros likes to dance with dudes in their underwater.
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Old 02-10-2013, 02:22 PM   #174
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Let's just say Gronk is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Great Player on the field but off it he reminds me of a old SNL skit with Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd..
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Old 02-10-2013, 03:45 PM   #175
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The luck on this guy...
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:20 PM   #176
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The luck on this guy...
At least he bangs porn stars, not 17-year old high school chicks.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:25 PM   #177
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At least he bangs porn stars, not 17-year old high school chicks.
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:26 PM   #178
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At least he bangs porn stars, not 17-year old high school chicks.



What are the chances he practiced "safe sex" with this shy young thing?
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Old 02-10-2013, 07:38 PM   #179
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What are the chances he practiced "safe sex" with this shy young thing?
None, the bit$h probably broke his arm again.
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:26 PM   #180
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None, the bit$h probably broke his arm again.
Employed by Bernard Pollard, no less.
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