Too much backdoor action has made it Meh... with women u *****es

[32green]

Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski

I know what you mean. I eventually tired of threesomes in college that I longed for that intimacy of having sex with just one woman who is into you. The challenge of pleasing two (and once three!) women got tiring after a couple of dozen times.

+1, yet on I plod.





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[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Seeing the avatar image, I thought Gata had started this thread. Rapid deflation occurred once I realized it was Ragu.

Wow, that would have made for an unbelievably fascinating thread.

Lol that would have broken all the records. You probably got so excited poured a glass of scotch put in some phantom of the opera type music ready to hit that keyboard annnnnnnnnnd RAGU! Sorry man

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by GuidoYaztremski

I know what you mean. I eventually tired of threesomes in college that I longed for that intimacy of having sex with just one woman who is into you. The challenge of pleasing two (and once three!) women got tiring after a couple of dozen times.

even back then you were into the Tom-Tom CLub.

[Big L]

BTW, while at the check out counters, I always see Cosmo with "32 Crazy Sex Tips! Shock him Tonight!" or whatever. What are these sex tips for the ladies? Are they "Try taking his penis in your mouth for once" or more "crazy" like they advertise of "Let him dabble in your nether region"?

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Big L

"Try taking his penis in your mouth for once"

you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion

+1.

We have to get into his garage, somehow.


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[Big L]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

you've been a lot funnier since the snowblower explosion

A brush with almost certain death will do that to a man.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Big L

A brush with almost certain death will do that to a man.

"Who is this man that summons FIRE from snow?!? Let's venture to his home and ogle!"

[Joe W. Namath]

Originally Posted by Big L

BTW, while at the check out counters, I always see Cosmo with "32 Crazy Sex Tips! Shock him Tonight!" or whatever. What are these sex tips for the ladies? Are they "Try taking his penis in your mouth for once" or more "crazy" like they advertise of "Let him dabble in your nether region"?

Its probably "stick your finger in his butt" type stuff. or maybe some grundel action.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath

Its probably "stick your finger in his butt" type stuff. or maybe some grundel action.

first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

[LockeJET]

Originally Posted by 32green

We have to get into his garage, somehow.

Homo!

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

I can't help but picture you're avatar saying that (and every other post) whilst spitting tobacco with thumbs pulling on suspenders.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Carlton

I can't help but picture you're avatar saying that (and every other post) whilst spitting tobacco with thumbs pulling on suspenders.

Vermont Contractors - Well-Digging and Buggery

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

Good job explaining anal intimacy, Marquis.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

Ahead of her time, or sick to her stomach from your intermittent gas releases.

Originally Posted by LockeJET

Homo!

We are all God's children.


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[Jungle Shift Jet]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

even back then you were into the Tom-Tom CLub.

I don't mind you coming here
And wasting all my time time

[Big L]

LMFAO, until the last post.

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by Big L

LMFAO, until the last post.

Lol thread killah.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jungle Shift Jet

And wasting all my time time

Is there anything richer than self-writing Irony?



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[brady's a catcher]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

first girlfriend did that to me once, this was back in the 70's. she was very ahead of her time.

Super gross. Did she smell her finger afterwards? I think she smelled her finger, she seems like that kinda girl.