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Old 02-12-2013, 09:21 AM   #41
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Meh, she has a mole on her forehead.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:22 AM   #42
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Unchecked, Upton will always have the proclivity toward weight gain. She hit the genetic lottery in terms of beauty. But weight issues are her one visible flaw.
I think it stems from laziness and boozing more than anything.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:22 AM   #43
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Unchecked, Upton will always have the proclivity toward weight gain. She hit the genetic lottery in terms of beauty. But weight issues are her one visible flaw.
SOme chicks put an extra 10-20 lbs. in the right places. All of hers goes to the wrong place. She better wise up.

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Old 02-12-2013, 09:25 AM   #44
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This is good for young girls to see. They can realize you do not have to be stick skinny to be considered beautiful. Good job Sports illustrated.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:28 AM   #45
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SOme chicks put an extra 10-20 lbs. in the right places. All of hers goes to the wrong place. She better wise up.

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I agree. Most men like their women to be curvy in the right spots. Upton puts the pounds around her middle and face, which makes her look, somehow, sloppy.
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Old 02-12-2013, 09:28 AM   #46
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I think it stems from laziness and boozing more than anything.
Teh Snackchez was probably not a good influence.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:02 AM   #47
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she is Spock approved.

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Old 02-12-2013, 10:02 AM   #48
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Borgo is dead on with his assessment. I'd like to see a picture of her mother or maybe an older sister. That will tell the real story, not these over-edited SI pics.

That being said, I welcome the return of the 50s-era pin-up body shape.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:06 AM   #49
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Borgo is dead on with his assessment. I'd like to see a picture of her mother or maybe an older sister. That will tell the real story, not these over-edited SI pics.

That being said, I welcome the return of the 50s-era pin-up body shape.
I think you'd welcome pretty much anything from the 50s era. I'd let it go man, your vast collection of fedora hats ain't coming back in style.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:14 AM   #50
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:19 AM   #51
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Borgo is dead on with his assessment. I'd like to see a picture of her mother or maybe an older sister. That will tell the real story, not these over-edited SI pics.

That being said, I welcome the return of the 50s-era pin-up body shape.
ask and ye shall receive. Kate, her older sister Christie, who used to work for the Jets, and momma Upton.

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ahhh...puppet legs




would it kill that lazy broad to work her abs?




I'd attack that a$s like it stole something
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:30 AM   #54
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ask and ye shall receive. Kate, her older sister Christie, who used to work for the Jets, and momma Upton.

So that must shoot down the "look at her parents/sister" line of argument (though clearly she got the best gene combo).

I'm with the minority it seems, I welcome someone who actually looks like she has a real body.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:31 AM   #55
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:34 AM   #56
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The fact that Upton doesn't have the perfect body, makes her that much more attractive in my eyes.

Those titties could end the war in the Middle East.
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Old 02-12-2013, 10:58 AM   #57
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Borgo is dead on with his assessment. I'd like to see a picture of her mother or maybe an older sister. That will tell the real story, not these over-edited SI pics.

That being said, I welcome the return of the 50s-era pin-up body shape.
+1


She really isn't in terrible shape at all, it's just that her pelvic girdle extends way too high, depriving her of that hourglass shape that would make her one for the ages.
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:05 AM   #58
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ask and ye shall receive. Kate, her older sister Christie, who used to work for the Jets, and momma Upton.

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So that must shoot down the "look at her parents/sister" line of argument (though clearly she got the best gene combo).

I'm with the minority it seems, I welcome someone who actually looks like she has a real body.
call me crazy, but I actually think Christie is far more attractive than Kate. I got to know her a little through the stadium visits during the PSL process and also through my work. She is sweet, very intelligent, beautiful and well spoken. A dream. Knowing the whole package, I'd imagine there are many who would leap frog Kate to get to Christie. Too late though as word is that Christie left the Jets and moved back to Florida to get married. Much to the dismay of everyone at Florham Park.


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Old 02-12-2013, 11:06 AM   #59
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She really isn't in terrible shape at all, it's just that her pelvic girdle extends way too high, depriving her of that hourglass shape that would make her one for the ages.
Aye, thats it - it's not so much her midsection, she's got high hips.
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