Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shocker! Kate Upton Sheds Bikini Top on Leaked Cover

[jetswin]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

ahhh...puppet legs




would it kill that lazy broad to work her abs?




I'd attack that a$s like it stole something

Hahahahahahahahaaaaa

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[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

ahhh...puppet legs




would it kill that lazy broad to work her abs?




I'd attack that a$s like it stole something

Common I'm in my 40's for frig sakes.

[palmetto defender]

Sorry, a very pretty face (which is important). But a BELLY!!. Very soft overall. Has she ever done a sit-up or spent time in a gym? Oink.
My wife is old enough to be her grandmother and is in way better shape. Can still run a 10K competitively.
Sorry Kate, I'll take the NZ hurdler.

[southside]

Situps in a gym?

Fck that. I want her to situp on my face!

AYO!

[John McClane]

It's a shame this thread digressed into a "she'll always have a proclivity towards weight gain" conversation.

It had some hetero potential at first.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by John McClane

It's a shame this thread digressed into a "she'll always have a proclivity towards weight gain" conversation.

It had some hetero potential at first.

Yeah, why have a conversation. F**k you, dick. Go "yippee ki-yay" yourself right off a cliff.

Ever notice that the people who question the sexuality of others are almost always the biggest fags getting boned repeatedly at a truck stop glory hole?

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Yeah, why have a conversation. F**k you, dick. Go "yippee ki-yay" yourself right off a cliff.

Ever notice that the people who question the sexuality of others are almost always the biggest fags getting boned repeatedly at a truck stop glory hole?

Whoa.

[John McClane]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Yeah, why have a conversation. F**k you, dick. Go "yippee ki-yay" yourself right off a cliff.

Ever notice that the people who question the sexuality of others are almost always the biggest fags getting boned repeatedly at a truck stop glory hole?

Wow, struck a nerve. Not sure anything I said warrants the personal attack... you should check your insecurity, it'll make you a bit less obvious.

You sound like an expert on that truck stop stuff. I'm married, I'm an expert on same vageen for the rest of my life.

All I know is that if I had a naked Kate Upton in front of me I wouldn't be worried about telling the guys online I was able to pinch an inch on her tummy fat.

[John McClane]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Whoa.

Unwarranted. I'm just sayin'

All I actually meant was I expected more pictures of hotties in this thread, and less nit-picking the difference between a supermodel that is a 9.9 and a 10, by the way.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Whoa.

But the idiot questioning sexual orientation prompts no response?

Don't coddle that "person". Let him understand that their are ramifications, often pointed, for comments made towards others. Now, you've made him into an even bigger candy ass than before his post, which even his loved ones considered impossible.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by John McClane

Wow, struck a nerve. Not sure anything I said warrants the personal attack... you should check your insecurity, it'll make you a bit less obvious.

You sound like an expert on that truck stop stuff. I'm married, I'm an expert on same vageen for the rest of my life.

All I know is that if I had a naked Kate Upton in front of me I wouldn't be worried about telling the guys online I was able to pinch an inch on her tummy fat.

You knew what you were doing, scumbag. And now you try to slither away and ask the mods for help. What a Mary.

Again, GO...F**K...YOURSELF.

[John McClane]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

But the idiot questioning sexual orientation prompts no response?

Don't coddle that "person". Let him understand that their are ramifications, often pointed, for comments made towards others. Now, you've made him into an even bigger candy ass than before his post, which even his loved ones considered impossible.

I said the thread had hetero potential. I singled out nobody, and simply lamented the fact that there's more critique in here than photos. Shameful on every contributors part.

You took it personal, why? Insecurity? I dunno.

Anyway, you've now called me a dick, an idiot, a fag, a candy ass, and said I get "boned at glory holes" or whatever.

Do you really not see the difference wanting more girls, less gripes, and your onslaught of attacks?

Hahahahah... wow.

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You knew what you were doing, scumbag. And now you try to slither away and ask the mods for help. What a Mary.

Again, GO...F**K...YOURSELF.

Are you doing one of your "I was just kidding" things where everyone thinks you're serious?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by John McClane

I said the thread had hetero potential. I singled out nobody, and simply lamented the fact that there's more critique in here than photos. Shameful on every contributors part.

You took it personal, why? Insecurity? I dunno.

Anyway, you've now called me a dick, an idiot, a fag, a candy ass, and said I get "boned at glory holes" or whatever.

Do you really not see the difference wanting more girls, less gripes, and your onslaught of attacks?

Hahahahah... wow.

You quoted my post, slap dick. Keep back peddling.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Are you doing one of your "I was just kidding" things where everyone thinks you're serious?

No. Sometimes people need to be taken to task for their comments.

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

No. Sometimes people need to be taken to task for their comments.

Seriously friend, unless there's an old beef between you guys I don't understand your outrage.



EDIT: And I agree with him. Anyone who doesn't find her hot should have their penis revoked.

[John McClane]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You knew what you were doing, scumbag. And now you try to slither away and ask the mods for help. What a Mary.

Again, GO...F**K...YOURSELF.

More attacks?

What in the world would I need help with? I came into a thread about topless Kate, and found minimal imagery, and maximum complaints. Lame.

Like I said, I clearly struck a nerve for you. Nothing else would explain your hysterics.

Why don't you pipe down and post a photo of a hottie, build back up your straight cred.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

You quoted my post, slap dick. Keep back peddling.

No he didn't, Borgo. I took his comment to be a general response, not singling you out as gay. If anything he was directing his comment towards EVERYONE who called Kate Upton fat, which includes me. Except... I don't care.

Jesus Christ, dude.

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by John McClane

More attacks?

What in the world would I need help with? I came into a thread about topless Kate, and found minimal imagery, and maximum complaints. Lame.

Like I said, I clearly struck a nerve for you. Nothing else would explain your hysterics.

Why don't you pipe down and post a photo of a hottie, build back up your straight cred.

Alright, let it go.

[RaoulDuke]

Where's that picture of an internet babe with loads of comments "weird hand" "who has white drapes?" "too many pillows on bed, must be a b*tch" with the grade 2/10 - would not bang?