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Old 02-14-2013, 10:47 AM   #101
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Enjoy Kate for what she is now, who cares how she ends up, by the time that happens there'll be younger models to oggle.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:49 AM   #102
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Kate Upton is amazing. Top tier boobs, pretty face, great ass. Yeah, she doesn't have a set of abs, but i challenge anyone of you to deny her if she threw herself at you. Some of you make it sound like she has a beer belly....but in real life, I'm willing to bet each of you would fap to a pile of her turds.


C'mon now.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:49 AM   #103
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Except Kate would have to be a raging drug addict with millions of dollars and surrounded by a host of leeches and yes men that fed into her insecurities and let her float away down a self destructive path.

I don't see the similarities at all actually except that Nicole was hot and got fat and someone is suggesting that Kate is hot but can get fat.
Thus the word, "possibility".
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:51 AM   #104
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She's a natural beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some people have ghey eyes.




How's that for a haiku?
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:52 AM   #105
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Thus the word, "possibility".
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:53 AM   #106
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She's a natural beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Some people have ghey eyes.




How's that for a haiku?
LOL

I had nothing to do with this.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:54 AM   #107
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Finger's on the trigger, dickheads. Keep it up and you'll get what you really want.
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:56 AM   #108
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Kelly Brook




Now that.....is a 10.

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Agreed.

Also, thank you for life size - wondering if I get this printed onto a pillowcase, hmmmm...
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:02 AM   #109
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I love when people say "in 15 years she's going to look fat and terrible."

Yeah... and? I just want to stare at her tits.
+1

Edit: 32 you mother effer. Just noticed my status.

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Old 02-14-2013, 11:19 AM   #110
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Finger's on the trigger, dickheads. Keep it up and you'll get what you really want.
You better not.
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:20 AM   #111
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+1

Edit: 32 you mother effer. Just noticed my status.
Did you really just quote yourself?

Narcissist!
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:23 AM   #112
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You better not.
I have no idea what he was alluding to.

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Did you really just quote yourself?

Narcissist!
It's obvious Carlton things he's hot now, but how do you think Carlton will think Carlton looks in 15 years?
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:54 AM   #113
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ahhh...puppet legs




would it kill that lazy broad to work her abs?




I'd attack that a$s like it stole something

Lolz, well done Cleetum
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Old 02-14-2013, 11:58 AM   #114
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Yeah, why have a conversation. F**k you, dick. Go "yippee ki-yay" yourself right off a cliff.

Ever notice that the people who question the sexuality of others are almost always the biggest fags getting boned repeatedly at a truck stop glory hole?

Decaf my friend, decaf.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:05 PM   #115
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I have no idea what he was alluding to.



It's obvious Carlton things he's hot now, but how do you think Carlton will think Carlton looks in 15 years?
With his bloated post count? Probably disgusting.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:09 PM   #116
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With his bloated post count? Probably disgusting.
The age progression simulation is disturbing.

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Old 02-14-2013, 12:12 PM   #117
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The age progression simulation is disturbing.

Ummm. That's just a bad hair day.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:53 PM   #118
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Someone here once made this analogy......and it's hard to argue with the possibility.
So hot chicks can get fat if they have drug and co-dependency issues?

Groundbreaking stuff Dr. Phil
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:55 PM   #119
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I love when people say "in 15 years she's going to look fat and terrible."

Yeah... and? I just want to stare at her tits.
I could be dead in 15 years.... she still has a great rack today
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:56 PM   #120
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The age progression simulation is disturbing.

When will fat guys realize the goatee just accentuates your multiple chins.
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