Do I have a problem? - Jets Insider.com Forums

Sourceworx · 02-16-2013, 09:07 PM

I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.

John_0515 · 02-16-2013, 09:10 PM

You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

How high up in the mountains are you?

crossfire · 02-16-2013, 09:19 PM

At least you aren't gRunK.

I believe that's where you have one b*tch drink and act like your drunk by typing like a 4th grader who is pretending to be drunk.

FF2® · 02-16-2013, 10:40 PM

you have a problem.

has nothing to do with alcohol though.

Apache 51 · 02-16-2013, 10:41 PM

First sign of alcoholism, being in the mountains and talking to us instead of tagging the wife, second sign of alcoholism high tolerance.

Sourceworx · 02-16-2013, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FF2®

you have a problem.

has nothing to do with alcohol though.

Tell me something I don't already know.

Sourceworx · 02-16-2013, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_0515

You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once.

How high up in the mountains are you?

Catskill region near Bel Ayre ski slopes.

lamont_jordan_rules · 02-16-2013, 11:10 PM

If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok

Ljr

McGinley · 02-16-2013, 11:19 PM

The way I see it, an "alcohol problem" is when there's not enough booze.

Sourceworx · 02-17-2013, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lamont_jordan_rules

If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok

Ljr

Lol

2milehighJet · 02-17-2013, 12:07 AM

Crank Megadeth Devils Island at 11, see if wife still digs you!

32green · 02-17-2013, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx

I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.

Perhaps you have perfected a non-alcoholic brew by accident.

Its not like you arent a bellicose moron prone to mistake.

Yesterday was epic by even my standards.

skii'd until 1, drank until 5 at the lodge, two hour nap, drank from 8 to 1 at friends house, then got to watch said friend (an EPIC ball breaker) scoot out of his house to try to return a 30 pack of crap beer I brought with me as I warmed up my car.

He slips on the ice, the 30 pack hits the ground, splits open.. and rains beer cans all over him as the kids howl. The beer cans then rolled down his ridiculously angled driveway with him scurrying on his hands and knees after them.

This, coupled with his Italian ancestry

, will fuel my torture of him for at least the rest of 2013.

-

32green · 02-17-2013, 08:47 AM

-

Sourceworx · 02-17-2013, 08:52 AM

Lol

That is great!

32green · 02-17-2013, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx

Lol

That is great!

I think the idea of that that p*ss water beer being left in his house drove him to desperate measures.

I couldnt come empty handed.

JetsfanfromtheBURGH · 02-17-2013, 10:18 AM

I'd say no you don't have a problem. Most people with problems will hide the fact. You are a good ole American beer chugger!

ARodFLKeysJetsFan · 02-17-2013, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx

I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF?

Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.

Sounds like you're a raging alcoholic my friend.....

Johnny Bravo · 02-17-2013, 11:58 AM

A sure sign of an alcoholic is drinking alone but your wife is there so no worries. Carry on!

FF2® · 02-17-2013, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx

Tell me something I don't already know.

You'll be OK.

quantum · 02-17-2013, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sourceworx

I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon.

guys, I think you misunderstood: he's trapped in a cabin and drinking his urine.

as long as you don't do it after you're rescued, you should be fine

02-16-2013, 09:07 PM	#1
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,411	Do I have a problem? I'm up in the mountains, and i have been drinking my amber ale steadily (it's fantastic, BTW) since about 1 this afternoon. The problem is, I'm not even buzzed. At this point my wife should be peeling me off the floor right now. Am I such a drunk that an afternoon of nonstop drinking doesn't even phase me? WLF? Oh, and in case I forget, I hope you all get AIDS.

02-16-2013, 09:10 PM	#2
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,126	You're probably drunk and don't know it. It'll hit you all at once. How high up in the mountains are you?

02-16-2013, 09:19 PM	#3
crossfire Day by day, night after night... Blinded by the neon light Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,669	At least you aren't gRunK. I believe that's where you have one b*tch drink and act like your drunk by typing like a 4th grader who is pretending to be drunk.

02-16-2013, 10:40 PM	#4
FF2® Believes Sloppy Guy was involved JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 46,144	you have a problem. has nothing to do with alcohol though.

02-16-2013, 10:41 PM	#5
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,624	First sign of alcoholism, being in the mountains and talking to us instead of tagging the wife, second sign of alcoholism high tolerance.

02-16-2013, 11:10 PM	#8
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,238	If your pants are off and you're chasing the cat around with a bottle of vasoline you have a problem ... Otherwise you're ok Ljr

02-16-2013, 11:19 PM	#9
McGinley We Know Geno All Pro Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 7,446	The way I see it, an "alcohol problem" is when there's not enough booze.

02-17-2013, 12:07 AM	#11
2milehighJet Needs to sharpen his edges All League Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Breckenridge, CO Posts: 3,138	Crank Megadeth Devils Island at 11, see if wife still digs you!

02-17-2013, 08:47 AM	#13
32green The original road-kill pus slurper. MMMmmm pus. Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The depths of Despair. Posts: 37,672	-

02-17-2013, 08:52 AM	#14
Sourceworx Hall Of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Long Island Posts: 13,411	Lol That is great!

02-17-2013, 10:18 AM	#16
JetsfanfromtheBURGH Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it! Veteran Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 2,129	I'd say no you don't have a problem. Most people with problems will hide the fact. You are a good ole American beer chugger!

02-17-2013, 11:58 AM	#18
Johnny Bravo SNUBBED! Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10,693	A sure sign of an alcoholic is drinking alone but your wife is there so no worries. Carry on!