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BushyTheBeaver · 02-16-2013, 09:09 PM

Doing my taxes this weekend. Thank god for TurboTax and Wild Turkey. Serious question...is money spent on strippers and whores tax deductible if it's a legitimate business expense?

John_0515 · 02-16-2013, 09:11 PM

Call them "donations".

crossfire · 02-16-2013, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Doing my taxes this weekend. Thank god for TurboTax and Wild Turkey. Serious question...is money spent on strippers and whores tax deductible if it's a legitimate business expense?

Only if you work for the Secret Service.

lamont_jordan_rules · 02-16-2013, 11:12 PM

I need to see pics to decide

Ljr

BURGERMIKE · 02-16-2013, 11:26 PM

Yeah, but you got to 1099 em.

NYRAGE · 02-16-2013, 11:51 PM

only for pimps

32green · 02-17-2013, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Doing my taxes this weekend. Thank god for TurboTax and Wild Turkey. Serious question...is money spent on strippers and whores tax deductible if it's a legitimate business expense?

I think your wife is running a line of ***t by you.

What exactly does she do anyway?

greenwichjetfan · 02-17-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

I think your wife is running a line of ***t by you.

Soo you're saying his wife dealt him a ****ty hand?

palmetto defender · 02-17-2013, 10:08 AM

LMAO.. I actually worked with a supplier once (not for my company) who billed prostitutes as "Food and Beverage Service". I swear to God.

ARodFLKeysJetsFan · 02-17-2013, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by crossfire

Only if you work for the Secret Service.

That was priceless....

Apache 51 · 02-17-2013, 12:15 PM

Only if you make a deposit.

quantum · 02-17-2013, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BushyTheBeaver

Doing my taxes this weekend. Thank god for TurboTax and Wild Turkey. Serious question...is money spent on strippers and whores tax deductible if it's a legitimate business expense?

Was it here, or overseas, Sen. Menendez? (Don't put their ages down, might result in a felony.)

02-16-2013, 09:09 PM	#1
BushyTheBeaver All League Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,970	Are Hooker Expenses Tax Deductible? Doing my taxes this weekend. Thank god for TurboTax and Wild Turkey. Serious question...is money spent on strippers and whores tax deductible if it's a legitimate business expense?

02-16-2013, 09:11 PM	#2
John_0515 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 21,217	Call them "donations".

02-16-2013, 11:12 PM	#4
lamont_jordan_rules Can't Wait To See Marty Mornhinweg's Offense! Hall of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Atlanta via NJ Posts: 6,305	I need to see pics to decide Ljr

02-16-2013, 11:26 PM	#5
BURGERMIKE Making turns in the Rockies Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 3,780	Yeah, but you got to 1099 em.

02-16-2013, 11:51 PM	#6
NYRAGE Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,783	only for pimps

02-17-2013, 10:08 AM	#9
palmetto defender All League Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,850	LMAO.. I actually worked with a supplier once (not for my company) who billed prostitutes as "Food and Beverage Service". I swear to God.

02-17-2013, 12:15 PM	#11
Apache 51 Let's Kill them all......... Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2009 Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge Posts: 12,822	Only if you make a deposit.