Oscar Pistorius (Blade dude) Mistakes GF for Burglar and Kills Her

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by 32green

You are thisclose to a long, long ban for this sort of thing.

Your decision.




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For real.

First wrestling, now a "Yo mama" joke.

[Lone Star Lady]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Prosecution is saying he shot her (4x) through a closed door after she'd locked herself in the bathroom.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/20/wo...charge.html?hp

This is what he says happened:

I could see being scared, given what a lot of people are saying about crime in SA, though not sure someone would normally shoot through a closed door . . .

Mr. Pistorius said he and Ms. Steenkamp had gone to bed early on Wednesday night, but in the middle of the night he heard a noise from the bathroom and went to investigate on his stumps, not his artificial legs.

He was nervous, he said, because the bathroom window did not have burglar bars and contractors who had been working there had left ladders behind.

The room was dark, he said, and he did not realize that Ms. Steenkamp was not in bed. He felt vulnerable and fearful without his prosthetics and opened fire at the door, he said, calling to Ms. Steenkamp to telephone the police.

Only then did he realize that she was not in bed, he said. He put on his artificial legs and tried to kick down the door before breaking it open with a cricket bat to discover Ms. Steenkamp.

He carried her downstairs, he said, and “she died in my arms.”

[Bonhomme Richard]

That's his defense? He was scared so he randomly pumped rounds through a closed door?

I bet the prosecution is all like, "Pfft, he doesn't have a leg to stand on!"

Amirite?

[thebigragu]

Cricket bat ?How ghey. He should do time for that alone.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

That's his defense? He was scared so he randomly pumped rounds through a closed door?

I bet the prosecution is all like, "Pfft, he doesn't have a leg to stand on!"

Amirite?

Mr. Pistorius said he and Ms. Steenkamp had gone to bed early on Wednesday night, but in the middle of the night he heard a noise from the bathroom and went to investigate on his stumps, not his artificial legs.

He was nervous, he said, because the bathroom window did not have burglar bars and contractors who had been working there had left ladders behind.

The room was dark, he said, and he did not realize that Ms. Steenkamp was not in bed. He felt vulnerable and fearful without his prosthetics and opened fire at the door, he said, calling to Ms. Steenkamp to telephone the police.

Only then did he realize that she was not in bed, he said. He put on his artificial legs and tried to kick down the door before breaking it open with a cricket bat to discover Ms. Steenkamp.

He carried her downstairs, he said, and “she died in my arms.”

Now that is BS.

Whenever I hear a noise, the first thing I do is check to see if the Mrs was awoken by it (hell she's lying right there, you can't turn your head to find out if she is there or not???) and if she is awake, you ask her if she heard it.

This guy is a legless pos.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crossfire

He got dealt a sh*t leg.

this deserved a lot more lol's

it's a dumb crowd

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady

This is what he says happened:

I could see being scared, given what a lot of people are saying about crime in SA, though not sure someone would normally shoot through a closed door . . .

His version is so far fetched it might actually be true. It's scene from a Coen brothers movie.


This is why I'm not a cop.

[32green]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

This is why I'm not a cop.

You'd spend all your time loosening "too tight" handcuffs, and helping the prisoners diagram how stuff wasnt actually "on them" when they were arrested. Then when you were found depansed, disarmed and locked in the otherwise empty holding cell, you wouldnt snitch, blaming a prank by unamed precinct hooligans.


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[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by 32green

You'd spend all your time loosening "too tight" handcuffs, and helping the prisoners diagram how stuff wasnt actually "on them" when they were arrested. Then when you were found depansed, disarmed and locked in the otherwise empty holding cell, you wouldnt snitch, blaming a prank by unamed precinct hooligans.


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Then I get to turn into a cynical bastard right?

[32green]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

Then I get to turn into a cynical bastard right?

There's always room for one more.

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[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by 32green

You'd spend all your time loosening "too tight" handcuffs, and helping the prisoners diagram how stuff wasnt actually "on them" when they were arrested. Then when you were found depansed, disarmed and locked in the otherwise empty holding cell, you wouldnt snitch, blaming a prank by unamed precinct hooligans.


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Cuffs are always too tight. I pride myself in never btching. My wrist and hands were numb for two months once. After sitting in the back of the cruiser for hours while they decided what rabbit they could pull out of their asses to cart me off to bklyn detn. They arrived at resisting arrest. Idiots.

[EM31]

Four whole pages and not a single strap on quip. This place is losing its rustic charm.

[Apache 51]

Honey, there is a burglar hiding in the bathroom, I'm on on my knubs so I will kill it call the kangaroos.

[Beerfish]

Just another cowardly selfish bastard that had undeserved gloy heaped on him. (By the sounds of it.)

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by 32green

There's always room for one more.

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I'm already half way there, just not quite ready to leave lala land.


So Prosecution now has a witness saying he heard 1 gunshot, female screams then more gunshots. Plus that gun shot angles don't match his version where he said he was without his blades. Wonder how he'll spin this one.

Can't imagine how scared that poor girl must have been.

[32green]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Cuffs are always too tight. I pride myself in never btching. My wrist and hands were numb for two months once. After sitting in the back of the cruiser for hours while they decided what rabbit they could pull out of their asses to cart me off to bklyn detn. They arrived at resisting arrest. Idiots.

What, pray tell, led up to them cuffing you? Were they cruising by and decided you were the one they were going to falsely arrest that day?

Originally Posted by EM31

Four whole pages and not a single strap on quip. This place is losing its rustic charm.

I think if she had no legs..... it would have been instaneous.

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