Honorary Hampur mod?

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

Both of them would insta-puke upon viewing my visage

As would the deceased Leona Helmsley... I mean, if she wasn't dead and all.

[32green]

Originally Posted by crossfire

As would the deceased Leona Helmsley... I mean, if she wasn't dead and all.

May a confused diarrheatic Camel hastily park his tuchus over your gaping maw and drop a load of goodies post haste.

Again.

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[isired]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Does she look better now?

Awesome. I literally have tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. Awkward trying to explain to the wife what's so funny... "Err, um, this guy I know--well, not exactly know, know, but someone who posts to the same-- what? Posts, like, writes comments about the Jets on a message board. Well they were talking about Brent-- yes, sorry, posting about Brent--"
"Well I'm glad you can laugh about the Jets, you used to take it so seriously"
"Yeah, that's it, you got it."

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

May a confused diarrheatic Camel hastily park his tuchus over your gaping maw and drop a load of goodies post haste.

Again.

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You're just upset because you'll never know if Leona's cooter smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.

[Big L]

Gina is ... what's a good word....spicy...

Ms Alabama looks like Brooke shields. I think she's a goo (and good) looking girl.

[32green]

Originally Posted by crossfire

You're just upset because you'll never know if Leona's cooter smells like Honey Nut Cheerios.

Upset? I dint track down her grave-site for nothin!

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[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

Upset? I dint track down her grave-site for nothin!

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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Gina always did it for me. Just sexy as hell.

Certain women are not only beautiful, but also convey a smoldering sensuality. Gershon is one of these females.

By the end of the night, you are both simultaneously going down on another chick before making each other orgasm wildly into the morning hours.

Sign me up.

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

You know what I just recently realized? A young Gina Gershon plays Tom Cruise's gf early on in the movie Cocktail.

Did not recall this. Thanks for the fun fact.

Originally Posted by 32green

Less sexy? Gershon has mitts like a car mechanic and Joker mug. Leona Helmsley meets a plastic surgeon meets an onrushing train.

Ms. Alabama is much more of a natural beauty.

Too skinny, but a wonderous mug.

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LOL. You need help, my friend.

Originally Posted by Dimitri_0515

I saw her at a supermarket in my town a few years ago. Was on her own bus or something to NY. She's as stunning in person.

What did she buy? I bet she had a kick ass body.

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Ms. Alabama has fake T's and is man-ish. But you're also right about Gina.

Stop it, JT. Don't encourage his lunacy.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

By the end of the night, you are both simultaneously going down on another chick before making each other orgasm wildly into the morning hours.

SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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[Fishooked]

Found this gif today, I update these threads because I care//

Katherine Webb. Miss Alabama

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Fishooked

Found this gif today, I update these threads because I care//

Katherine Webb. Miss Alabama

And this is why you're our cuddle muffin.

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by 32green

SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

SHe looks like Mr. SPocks father wearing a wig; More likely, By the end of the night, you'll be re-creating Amok TIme with big plastic swords... whilst jumping on the bed.

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Then beam me up Scotty!

[32green]

Originally Posted by Warfish

Thread is fail without example pics of the gal in question.

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

No doubt that chick is beautiful. But, honestly, I wasn't that impressed. She's too thin and her face is, borderline, masculine. No offense intended.

She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

Verdict?









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[RaoulDuke]

OMG she looks so normal.

[32green]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

OMG she looks so normal.

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.

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[Lone Star Lady]

You guys . . . too funny
. . . though I think the "normal" girl looks better too



Was expecting some comments from someone on the red-velour-track-suit-with-the-snapped-ass-pockets, turkey-leg-eating, not-scooter-driving, cheetah-slipper-wearing diva in the background

[Carlton]

Originally Posted by 32green

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

You're intimidated by pretty women and tall men with real hair.