Honorary Hampur mod?

[RaoulDuke]

Originally Posted by 32green

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.

Originally Posted by Jets Things

So do I. She needs to shed 30lbs though.

LOL

[Bonhomme Richard]

Originally Posted by 32green

She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

Verdict?









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Fine, I'll say it.

WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

She appears to eaten some sammiches since then;

Verdict?

Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.

Originally Posted by 32green

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

Hope you like cottage cheese...on your women's legs and posterior.

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.

In France? 100% correct statement.

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Fine, I'll say it.

WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?

Take my How Best to Evaluate Women--Parts and/or Total Impressions--Seminar at the 92nd St. Y, or be doomed like the rest of these clods.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by jetstream23

Bingo. You just outlined his case for admission to the Hampur.

Hired.

And here's to our newest, bestest buddy....you know him from bad hair and wtf glasses...He brings a level of WTF on Saturdays that cannot be missed...Mr. Excitement, BRENT MUSBERGER!

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

Total girl next door. Honestly, I like this version much better.

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[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

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It never ends.


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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

It never ends.


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gay moore jokes are like uranus jokes. funny every time

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.

Well.... before you called her a too-skinny man-face.

Now, she's' admittedly added some baby fat to smooth out those edges.

She only wants to please you.

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[shakin318]

Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard

Fine, I'll say it.

WTF happened to her in the span of a month? She's on TV during the national championship game, she poses for SI shortly after, and now she looks like this. How is that even possible?

Stephen Hawking has a theory that the more people fap to a particular individual, the fatter that individual gets. Something about the spank-time continuum

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Major problems ahead for the former beauty queen over the next 3-5 years. No doubt, she'll weigh in at close to 195-210 lbs. before checking herself into an over-eaters clinic outside of Santa Fe. Once discharged, she will gain another 25 lbs.

I can't even stomach this broad anymore. Is the Self Taken thread still up?

[32green]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

Is the self Taken thread still up?

Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by 32green

Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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I was going to retort...but you saved yourself at the end.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

Please. No one wants to see your hunch-backed visage in a banana hammock....except for Things.

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Originally Posted by Timmy®

I was going to retort...but you saved yourself at the end.

Suck farts, dbags.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

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Originally Posted by 32green

Well.... before you called her a too-skinny man-face.

Now, she's' admittedly added some baby fat to smooth out those edges.

She only wants to please you.

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Weight gain aside, something is just not right with that chick, 32. And please tell me WTF she's doing with Kareem (yes, it's really him)? LOL.

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.

5 percenter right motha ****ing here!

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by RaoulDuke

I was joking in that sense. She's 10 times hotter than 95% of the chicks the collective Hampur has ever banged.

Originally Posted by thebigragu

5 percenter right motha ****ing here!

Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?

he could be

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

he could be

POGTFO

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by crossfire

POGTFO

ohgawd

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Wait... are you saying you are among the 5% of the chicks hotter than her that "collective Hampur has ever banged"?

Sht.

Originally Posted by Timmy®

he could be

Possibly

Originally Posted by crossfire

POGTFO

Hmm

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

ohgawd

It's my pleasure