Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!
LATEST JI HEADLINES
TOP STORY
Kellen Winslow Signs One-Year Contract
 
6/14 : Jets set to rebuild around talented trio of d-linemen
6/14 : JetsInsider Radio: Minicamp Wrap-Up Edition (Player Embedded)
6/13 : Drops on Drops on Drops
6/11 : Winslow, Sims-Walker Begin Tryouts
Go Back   Jets Insider.com Forums > Main Forums > The Hangar: Off-Topic Forum
Register FAQ Calendar Mark Forums Read

The Hangar: Off-Topic Forum Pour a cold one and post all off-topic subjects here!

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 02-20-2013, 11:04 AM   #21
RaoulDuke
Son of Ham
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 11,891
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lone Star Lady View Post

I just wondered why Russia. Of all the countries he could have picked, what that one?
Initially he had targeted Belgium, but they refused to give him citizenship.

Then chose Russia for the vodka and Kalashnikov's I guess.
RaoulDuke is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 02-20-2013, 11:14 AM   #22
Bonhomme Richard
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
Charter JI Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Posts: 4,180
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
Initially he had targeted Belgium, but they refused to give him citizenship.

Then chose Russia for the vodka and Kalashnikov's I guess.
And, apparently, the freedom from social stigma to wear stained XXXL tank tops in public.
Bonhomme Richard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2013, 11:25 AM   #23
RaoulDuke
Son of Ham
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 11,891
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post
And, apparently, the freedom from social stigma to wear stained XXXL tank tops in public.
Hard to imagine just a few years back he was banging Carole Bouquet, prolly one of the hottest and most graceful 50+ year old woman on the planet.

RaoulDuke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2013, 05:28 PM   #24
Timmy®
JI's own Reverend Jim.
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Vermont
Posts: 23,683
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
Hard to imagine just a few years back he was banging Carole Bouquet, prolly one of the hottest and most graceful 50+ year old woman on the planet.


and we're off...
Timmy® is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2013, 05:33 PM   #25
Apache 51
Let's Kill them all.........
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: In Morris Co.,N.J.,at the right end of a Browning 12 gauge
Posts: 12,821
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
Hard to imagine just a few years back he was banging Carole Bouquet, prolly one of the hottest and most graceful 50+ year old woman on the planet.

Hot no matter the age.
Apache 51 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2013, 07:04 PM   #26
JetsfanfromtheBURGH
Pirates win 88 games this year. Mark it!
Veteran
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 2,188
Has a little bill belicheat in him.
JetsfanfromtheBURGH is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-20-2013, 07:36 PM   #27
jetswin
stumblin mumblin butt fumblin
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
JetsInsider.com Legend
Charter JI Member
 
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Westchester Co.
Posts: 35,514
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post


This is:

A) FF2 out for some much needed fresh air
B) A turkey fat laden gastropod scooting to the head of the Splash Mountain line at Disney
C) a famous French actor
Joe Walsh after eating Don Felder and stealing his Vespa?

Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2
jetswin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-21-2013, 01:47 AM   #28
WestCoastOffensive
Didn't pull the pin - got blasted anyway
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: SF via Strong Island
Posts: 26,972
Quote:
Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
Joe Walsh after eating Don Felder and stealing his Vespa?

Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2
Hilarious.
WestCoastOffensive is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 09:31 AM   #29
quantum
GFY Snatchez!
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: LI
Posts: 18,031
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonhomme Richard View Post


This is:

A) FF2 out for some much needed fresh air
B) A turkey fat laden gastropod scooting to the head of the Splash Mountain line at Disney
C) a famous French actor
D. The old woman who's been stalking Caltron.
quantum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 10:05 AM   #30
Carlton
Teh jobless idle spawn of wealth guy.
All Pro
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,475
Quote:
Originally Posted by quantum View Post
D. The old woman who's been stalking Caltron.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Carlton is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 10:35 AM   #31
32green
neerg23
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
JetsInsider.com Legend
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The depths of Despair.
Posts: 37,714
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
Hard to imagine just a few years back he was banging Carole Bouquet, prolly one of the hottest and most graceful 50+ year old woman on the planet.





Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy® View Post
and we're off...
SHe's got the muscle tone of Emo Phillips and Stephen Hawking's love-spawn.

If her eyelids droop any lower, she'll trip on them.

Quote:
Originally Posted by jetswin View Post
Joe Walsh after eating Don Felder and stealing his Vespa?

Sent from my XT907 using Tapatalk 2
lol!


-

Last edited by 32green; 02-22-2013 at 10:37 AM.
32green is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 10:52 AM   #32
RaoulDuke
Son of Ham
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 11,891
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green View Post
SHe's got the muscle tone of Emo Phillips and Stephen Hawking's love-spawn.

If her eyelids droop any lower, she'll trip on them.


-
Well you obviously can't see sh*t with your toupé in the way.
RaoulDuke is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 12:36 PM   #33
quantum
GFY Snatchez!
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: LI
Posts: 18,031
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlton View Post
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
is that you terrified, or having an orgasm?
quantum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #34
Timmy®
JI's own Reverend Jim.
Hall Of Fame
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Vermont
Posts: 23,683
Quote:
Originally Posted by 32green View Post
If her eyelids droop any lower, she'll trip on them.
-





























Timmy® is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-22-2013, 05:17 PM   #35
32green
neerg23
Board Moderator
Jets Insider VIP
JetsInsider.com Legend
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The depths of Despair.
Posts: 37,714
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaoulDuke View Post
Well you obviously can't see sh*t with your toupé in the way.
I just got my hair system streaked with grey on the sides like dat chooch from da zapranos.

-
32green is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


Enjoy an Ads-Free Jets Insider - Become a Jets Insider VIP!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:46 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright ©1999 - 2013, JetsInsider.com LTD