Jodi Arias

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Try a surprising her with a "Mr. Freeze".

Orally pleasure her until she reaches climax, discreetly grab an ice cube and slip it right inside her. The shock and surprise will absolutely blow her mind.

Then you climb on board. It's really strange to feel her inner temperature so cold but the cube will melt almost instantly and it's a pretty wild sensation as the temperature quickly rises.

During our courtship (and afterwards), my wife enjoyed a deftly placed/manipulated ice cube. (Have not done this in a while, though.) Glad to see that
you young folk are keeping up the traditions.

[The Hit Stick]

I find her guilty......of having DSLs and a sexy personality.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Sometimes the waitstaff or sommelier would get annoyed. But I always left a huge gratuity and made sure the leather, or other material, of the banquette was completely protected.

It was the right thing to do.


LOL.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

During our courtship (and afterwards), my wife enjoyed a deftly placed/manipulated ice cube.

DOnt make the mistake of "more is better", though. The ice tray... dont fit.

[Peebag]

I say if she promises to knife Nancy Grace 27 times...everything's even...

[frankiepapa]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Try a surprising her with a "Mr. Freeze".

Orally pleasure her until she reaches climax, discreetly grab an ice cube and slip it right inside her. The shock and surprise will absolutely blow her mind.

Then you climb on board. It's really strange to feel her inner temperature so cold but the cube will melt almost instantly and it's a pretty wild sensation as the temperature quickly rises.

Just a question...where do you discreetly keep this ice cube?

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[crossfire]

Originally Posted by 32green

DOnt make the mistake of "more is better", though. The ice tray... dont fit.

Maybe?

[PlumberKhan]

Originally Posted by Gata

Did you hear the stuff about the Pop rocks during Cunnilingus?

That's just. Disturbing.

[BushyTheBeaver]

I swear that half the women I've dated in my life were either bipolar or had strong bipolar tendencies. I never considered any of them capable of murder...but maybe I was just naive.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Try a surprising her with a "Mr. Freeze".

Orally pleasure her until she reaches climax, discreetly grab an ice cube and slip it right inside her. The shock and surprise will absolutely blow her mind.

Then you climb on board. It's really strange to feel her inner temperature so cold but the cube will melt almost instantly and it's a pretty wild sensation as the temperature quickly rises.

Brings a whole new meaning to "wet spot".

Originally Posted by PlumberKhan

That's just. Disturbing.

I didn't hear the testimony about it, but to hear that coming from you, I'm a bit surprised, actually!

[quantum]

Originally Posted by crossfire

Try a surprising her with a "Mr. Freeze".

Orally pleasure her until she reaches climax, discreetly grab an ice cube and slip it right inside her. The shock and surprise will absolutely blow her mind.

Then you climb on board. It's really strange to feel her inner temperature so cold but the cube will melt almost instantly and it's a pretty wild sensation as the temperature quickly rises.

front or back?

[PatriotReign]

Police confront her: "I have no idea who killed my boyfriend".

When told they don't believe her: "Two masked intruders broke in and killed him".

When told they still don't believe her: "Ok, ok I killed him by shooting and stabbing him 27 times but I don't remember anything other than it was self defense".


Sounds logical.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

DOnt make the mistake of "more is better", though. The ice tray... dont fit.

LOL. See, that's where proper planning comes into play. Luckily, I kept one of these from my childhood in reserve. The crushed ice works wonders, as well as making for a uniquely fragranced taste treat afterwards.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL. See, that's where proper planning comes into play. Luckily, I kept one of these from my childhood in reserve. The crushed ice works wonders, as well as making for a uniquely fragranced taste treat afterwards.

got one of those for christmas, i still remember what the box looked like under the tree.

back in the day when children were allowed to learn a life lesson the hard way about putting your fingers in a toy with razor blades.

exactly why the old hampur guys are cooler than this "will i ever find love?" generation.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

got one of those for christmas, i still remember what the box looked like under the tree.

back in the day when children were allowed to learn a life lesson the hard way about putting your fingers in a toy with razor blades.

exactly why the old hampur guys are cooler than this "will i ever find love?" generation.

LOL! So true.

I remember getting Vacuforms. Essentially, you melted plastic sheets until molten, then put it over various shapes. The scalding burns were too numerous to count. Great parents, we had. LOL.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL! So true.

I remember getting Vacuforms. Essentially, you melted plastic sheets until molten, then put it over various shapes. The scalding burns were too numerous to count. Great parents, we had. LOL.

Love it. Hot plate toys!

I remember burning my fingers pretty badly on a creepy crawler set and my wrist really badly on some pretzel maker toy

these experiences made me what I am today :ie not a ghey

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Timmy®

I remember burning my fingers pretty badly on a creepy crawler set and my wrist really badly on some pretzel maker toy

these experiences made me what I am today :ie not a ghey

I ran around with a bunch of kids playing army all day. We had old WWII or Korea surplus canteens, knives, packs, etc. Plus, imagine a group of kids
walking around dressed as soldiers shooting up everything in sight with BB guns.

[Timmy®]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I ran around with a bunch of kids playing army all day. We had old WWII or Korea surplus canteens, knives, packs, etc. Plus, imagine a group of kids
walking around dressed as soldiers shooting up everything in sight with BB guns.

today, the little homos would be given a "time out".

[Big L]

Tune in for todays installment of "Psycho Broad"

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/cvp...ive/cvpstream1

[crasherino]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

I ran around with a bunch of kids playing army all day. We had old WWII or Korea surplus canteens, knives, packs, etc. Plus, imagine a group of kids
walking around dressed as soldiers shooting up everything in sight with BB guns.

...and hid in the asbestos laden insulation in the basement.

and now those pvssies in the EPA banned it all!