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Old 03-06-2013, 11:34 AM   #21
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Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.
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Old 03-06-2013, 11:36 AM   #22
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Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.
I like "CervixThumper".
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:19 PM   #23
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Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.
More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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Old 03-06-2013, 12:19 PM   #24
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Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


What is HIPPA, anyway?
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:22 PM   #25
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oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


What is HIPPA, anyway?
I'd really like to know-a.

But what is hippa today, might become passé.
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Old 03-06-2013, 12:47 PM   #26
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More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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Hah?
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:22 PM   #27
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It is not emergent. I trust what the doc says. Why wouldn't he want to get paid? I am insured. He is also a fellow Jet fan might I add. Being that it isn't that serious, I think putting it off until I get back from vacation is reasonable.
I think if you swallow enough gum, it should patch up the hole. Get to work.
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:25 PM   #28
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More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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I was in mid-glug of some coffee when I read that, coffee is everywhere.
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Old 03-06-2013, 01:36 PM   #29
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Hah?
That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

Common


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Old 03-06-2013, 01:46 PM   #30
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That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

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The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:09 PM   #31
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The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.
Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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Old 03-06-2013, 02:21 PM   #32
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Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:39 PM   #33
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Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"
or The Backdoor Befuddler?
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:43 PM   #34
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or The Backdoor Befuddler?
"The RedRumpRhino".
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:47 PM   #35
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Old 03-06-2013, 02:55 PM   #36
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"Mr. Flesh Colonic".
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:00 PM   #37
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I know with an inguinal hernia, the risk if left as is, is that the intestines that are "popping out" can get strangulated, which would be, I assume, very bad.

I had one fixed about 5-6 years ago. In and out same day, some soreness getting from a prone position to sitting up, or sitting down on the ****ter, but not a real big deal TBH.
I had inguinal 8 years ago, killer, still holding. Between my knee and groin I predict the weather pretty good.
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:30 PM   #38
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Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"
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or The Backdoor Befuddler?
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"The RedRumpRhino".
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The red-Robed Turd burglar

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Old 03-06-2013, 03:46 PM   #39
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Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.
Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.
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Old 03-06-2013, 04:04 PM   #40
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Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.
Don't kid yourself. Any one of these Hampurites would anally rape your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank.
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