Ok, lemme try this.... I got a hernia B**CHES!!

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.

Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.

I like "CervixThumper".

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Not my choice. If it was, I would have gone with FallopianFlooder.

More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.

oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


What is HIPPA, anyway?

[Dcat]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

oUR TheMe song can be "What is HIPPA?" by TOwer of Metamucil.


What is HIPPA, anyway?

I'd really like to know-a.

But what is hippa today, might become passé.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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Hah?

[Brooklyn Jet]

Originally Posted by NxYxJets

It is not emergent. I trust what the doc says. Why wouldn't he want to get paid? I am insured. He is also a fellow Jet fan might I add. Being that it isn't that serious, I think putting it off until I get back from vacation is reasonable.

I think if you swallow enough gum, it should patch up the hole. Get to work.

[Fishooked]

Originally Posted by 32green

More likely "Teh Grimace king"

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I was in mid-glug of some coffee when I read that, coffee is everywhere.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

Hah?

That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

Common


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[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

That moment when she was expecting "A"... but got "B". The face ensues.

Common


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The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.

[32green]

Originally Posted by Jets Things

The first time that B is up her ass, she'll be damn glad it isn't an A.

Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".



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Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"

[quantum]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"

or The Backdoor Befuddler?

[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by quantum

or The Backdoor Befuddler?

"The RedRumpRhino".

[32green]

The red-Robed Turd burglar

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[Borgoguy]

Originally Posted by 32green

The red-Robed Turd burglar

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"Mr. Flesh Colonic".

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by Brooklyn Jet

I know with an inguinal hernia, the risk if left as is, is that the intestines that are "popping out" can get strangulated, which would be, I assume, very bad.

I had one fixed about 5-6 years ago. In and out same day, some soreness getting from a prone position to sitting up, or sitting down on the ****ter, but not a real big deal TBH.

I had inguinal 8 years ago, killer, still holding. Between my knee and groin I predict the weather pretty good.

[Jets Things]

Originally Posted by 32green

Perhaps I was premature; I instead dub thee.."Teh tookie Terrorist"...or "Things teh tunnel rat".

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Perhaps, "Teh Human Sigmoidoscopist (sic)"

Originally Posted by quantum

or The Backdoor Befuddler?

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

"The RedRumpRhino".

Originally Posted by 32green

The red-Robed Turd burglar

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

"Mr. Flesh Colonic".

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Maybe a name change is in order, "works" ( I like the ring of that; like JT morphing into "Things"). Something like JetHippokratesofKos.

Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by Jetworks

Wow, down to calling each other by shortened names of aliases. It's like we're all friends or something.

Don't kid yourself. Any one of these Hampurites would anally rape your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank.