Ok, lemme try this.... I got a hernia B**CHES!!

[32green]

Originally Posted by Big L

Any one of these Hampurites would anally rape your mother while pouring sugar in your gas tank.

Or the reverse.

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[Big L]

Originally Posted by 32green

Or the reverse.

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Anally rape your gas tank?

[crossfire]

From a hernia to anal mother raping. In polite society, that might be considered disturbing.

Yet somehow here it just seems normal.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Big L

Anally rape your gas tank?

[32green]

Originally Posted by Big L

Anally rape your gas tank?

Or pouring sugar in the mothers.....

Uh never mind.







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[SAR I]

I had an inguinal hernia bothering me for 10 years.

Eventually got so painful that I had to get the surgery I was so afraid of. I don't remember the surgery at all, 'twas 5 months ago, I have zero pain, it's a Christmas miracle.

Moral: Surgery is inevitable. Get it now, spare yourself 10 years of discomfort.

SAR I

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

I had inguinal 8 years ago, killer, still holding. Between my knee and groin I predict the weather pretty good.

Funny that I had the inguinal hernia surgery about the same time as SAR. Mine is holding like a champ; for tennis I do isometric lunges (as opposed to "ballistic" lunges...capish?) and I have no pain when getting low.

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by SAR I

I had an inguinal hernia bothering me for 10 years.

Eventually got so painful that I had to get the surgery I was so afraid of. I don't remember the surgery at all, 'twas 5 months ago, I have zero pain, it's a Christmas miracle.

Moral: Surgery is inevitable. Get it now, spare yourself 10 years of discomfort.

SAR I

Now it all makes sense

[Peebag]

Originally Posted by crossfire

That's a real sh1t move bringing my dad into this....

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Funny that I had the inguinal hernia surgery about the same time as SAR. Mine is holding like a champ; for tennis I do isometric lunges (as opposed to "ballistic" lunges...capish?) and I have no pain when getting low.

The key is not to think your back to normal and start doing squats like Mangold's sister. I did not know you had that surgery recently, I would have called the Palace Hotel and had them send up a Cowboy steak.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by Apache 51

The key is not to think your back to normal and start doing squats like Mangold's sister. I did not know you had that surgery recently, I would have called the Palace Hotel and had them send up a Cowboy steak.

I like steak!

98, huh? Looking like Quinton Coples there.

[crossfire]

Originally Posted by Peebag

That's a real sh1t move bringing my dad into this....

In the credit where credit is due department...

he's bringing sexy back.

[Apache 51]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

I like steak!

98, huh? Looking like Quinton Coples there.

Back then you played O and D, so LB and RG. You know, before the "everyone gets a trophy" time.

Mangold has a sweet ride in his garage, looks like a 70 Chevelle, red with black stripes. If he lived a lil closer to me I would lose a football in his yard and scope it out.

[Big L]

Originally Posted by crossfire

From a hernia to anal mother raping. In polite society, that might be considered disturbing.

Yet somehow here it just seems normal.

Originally Posted by crossfire

Originally Posted by 32green

Or pouring sugar in the mothers.....

Uh never mind.







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Originally Posted by Peebag

That's a real sh1t move bringing my dad into this....

Originally Posted by crossfire

In the credit where credit is due department...

he's bringing sexy back.

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by NxYxJets

Thanks fellas! I was thinking I might have it repaired, but I want to wait until I come back from Brazil in April. My wife bought me a speedo. I don't wanna walk around the beaches with stitches on my abdomen.

Stitches on the beach in Brazil gives you instant credibility ... add a few temporary jail tattoos and no one will f*ck with you.

[NxYxJets]

Originally Posted by Gangrene

Stitches on the beach in Brazil gives you instant credibility ... add a few temporary jail tattoos and no one will f*ck with you.

I figured the speedo would make look like a local and no one would try to rob me. The pasty pale legs might give it away though.