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Old 03-15-2013, 07:54 PM   #101
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Aforementioned butt-plug:



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Old 03-15-2013, 08:16 PM   #102
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That was awesome; CROfire's best was "Do Not Unbanned GMCJets"
Holy sh*t... I can't remember... What the f*ck was it?
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:23 PM   #103
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Old 03-15-2013, 08:48 PM   #104
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obtw - I invented this......
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:52 PM   #105
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Holy sh*t... I can't remember... What the f*ck was it?
The Direct TV commercial spoof - Officer Boozer-Green is swimming from an exploded boat...

Can't remember!
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Old 03-16-2013, 12:54 PM   #106
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Everyone copied you except for the stuff I created-"iffin"-all mine as well as many other bon mots
It is a bon motley crew in here.
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:02 PM   #107
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The Direct TV commercial spoof - Officer Boozer-Green is swimming from an exploded boat...

Can't remember!
Direct Tv





When you wait forever for the cable guy, you get bored. When you get bored you start staring out windows. When you start starring out windows you see things you shouldn’t see. When you see things you shouldn’t see you need to vanish. When you need to vanish you fake your own death. When you fake your own death you dye your own eyebrows. When you dye your own eyebrows you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley. Don’t attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley.
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Old 03-16-2013, 01:34 PM   #108
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Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.




When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:20 PM   #109
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How dare you.
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Old 03-27-2013, 05:31 PM   #110
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Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.




When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.
Funny stuff! Thanks for posting.
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Old 03-29-2013, 12:16 AM   #111
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I'm just along for the ride... I have nothing in particular to contribute
Well well well. Lets take it to pm...
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Old 03-29-2013, 08:50 AM   #112
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Oh sh*t... I completely forgot the part about "Don't unband GMC" part.


When your wife gets lonely, she takes out a big life insurance policy on you.




When your wife takes out a big life insurance policy on you, she says "Honey, you should get a boat."

When you get a boat, your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you.




When your boat mysteriously explodes and nearly kills you, you start to think about second chances.

When you think about second chances, you unband GMCJETS.

Don't unband GMCJETS.
Lmao!

This...Jetworks stuff...genius stuff here everyday.

ALways a much needed laugh.

Timmmy posts here too.

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Old 03-29-2013, 02:53 PM   #113
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Lmao!

This...Jetworks stuff...genius stuff here everyday.

ALways a much needed laugh.

Timmmy posts here too.

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Old 03-29-2013, 03:23 PM   #114
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Funny stuff! Thanks for posting.
you invented stating you have average size hands and than modeling them in front of the camera
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:52 PM   #115
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Old 03-29-2013, 04:58 PM   #116
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This sexi guy:

What was this in reference too again?
Regarding I can't stop laughing
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Old 03-29-2013, 05:42 PM   #117
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What was this in reference too again?
Regarding I can't stop laughing
Jeez, I really don't remember. Obviously it had something to do with an indecent proposal, but I'm at a loss. Might have been one of my first truly Hampur-ish posts.
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Old 03-29-2013, 05:46 PM   #118
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That may have been POTY, Tim...doesn't mean I won't stick you next time.


fvcking LOL
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That may have been POTY, Tim...doesn't mean I won't stick you next time.


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Old 03-31-2013, 09:14 PM   #120
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