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quantum · 03-19-2013, 08:51 AM

Olivia Wilde treated her funnyman fiance Jason Sudeikis to a racy date night by booking a private room in a New York strip club, according to a report.

The actress is said to have hired two pole dancers at the Penthouse Executive Club to perform for her and the “Saturday Night Live” regular.

A witness at the venue tells the New York Post gossip column Page Six, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.

“They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”

The stars’ wild night out is said to have taken place just over a month ago, after they went public with their engagement in January.

Wilde is no stranger to exotic dancing – she played a stripper and gave a lapdance in the 2012 comedy “Butter.”

32green · 03-19-2013, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

Olivia Wilde treated her funnyman fiance Jason Sudeikis to a racy date night by booking a private room in a New York strip club, according to a report.

The actress is said to have hired two pole dancers at the Penthouse Executive Club to perform for her and the “Saturday Night Live” regular.

A witness at the venue tells the New York Post gossip column Page Six, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.

“They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”

The stars’ wild night out is said to have taken place just over a month ago, after they went public with their engagement in January.

Wilde is no stranger to exotic dancing – she played a stripper and gave a lapdance in the 2012 comedy “Butter.”

My first thought is Wow what a lucky guy.

My second thought is wow she's nuts, bi and will leave him for a chucky looking Degeneres type as soon as the dew is off the flower of their whirlwind hollywood romance.

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quantum · 03-19-2013, 08:57 AM

yes, but in the interim, he's going to have MAJOR FUN!

32green · 03-19-2013, 09:01 AM

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yes, but in the interim, he's going to have MAJOR FUN!

It said right in the article that he couldnt touch the other broads.

**** that.

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quantum · 03-19-2013, 09:02 AM

Did you miss the part where he's tapping Olivia Wilde?

NxYxJets · 03-19-2013, 09:09 AM

I misread the title. Thought it said best GIF ever! As I read the story, I got more excited to see this GIF. I continued reading and realized there was no GIF at the bottom of your post nor was there a link to a page with a GIF. I am disappointed to say the least.

quantum · 03-19-2013, 09:11 AM

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I misread the title. Thought it said best GIF ever! As I read the story, I got more excited to see this GIF. I continued reading and realized there was no GIF at the bottom of your post nor was there a link to a page with a GIF. I am disappointed to say the least.

Next time I will include a disclaimer to cover your crappy reading skills. Cool?

Borgoguy · 03-19-2013, 09:15 AM

Sounds like a great night. Could have been made perfect if the action took place in a Waldorf=Astoria suite, with Olivia and the gals naked and bringing each other to orgasm.

crasherino · 03-19-2013, 09:18 AM

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Olivia Wilde treated her funnyman fiance Jason Sudeikis to a racy date night by booking a private room in a New York strip club, according to a report.

The actress is said to have hired two pole dancers at the Penthouse Executive Club to perform for her and the “Saturday Night Live” regular.

A witness at the venue tells the New York Post gossip column Page Six, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them.

“They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.”

The stars’ wild night out is said to have taken place just over a month ago, after they went public with their engagement in January.

Wilde is no stranger to exotic dancing – she played a stripper and gave a lapdance in the 2012 comedy “Butter.”

I wonder at what point in the evening did he come to the realization that there's no sex in the Champagne Room?

quantum · 03-19-2013, 09:25 AM

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I wonder at what point in the evening did he come to the realization that there's no sex in the Champagne Room?

money >>>>>> rules? POSSIBLY.

Peebag · 03-19-2013, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Sounds like a great night. Could have been made perfect if the action took place in a Waldorf=Astoria suite, with Olivia and the gals naked and bringing each other to orgasm.

...And we had a gif to show us that...

Dreamers · 03-19-2013, 09:47 AM

I like her more and more. She told Justin Bieber to please put his shirt back on on Leno. lol

Borgoguy · 03-19-2013, 10:34 AM

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...And we had a gif to show us that...

A start....

Timmy® · 03-19-2013, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by 32green

It said right in the article that he couldnt touch the other broads.

**** that.

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yeah. sounds like my life and someone dumb enough to pay for it.

nyahay bus · 03-19-2013, 11:02 AM

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A start....

Thanks Borgo. Now I can't get up from my desk.

Joe W. Namath · 03-19-2013, 11:21 AM

So she brings him to a strip club and then tells him he cant touch the dancers but she can?

She sucks dude. If this dude had a sack he would have said eff u. Its touch city for me.

WestCoastOffensive · 03-19-2013, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by quantum

yes, but in the interim, he's going to have MAJOR FUN!

He got an inter-rim? I love that broad.

Borgoguy · 03-19-2013, 11:36 AM

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Thanks Borgo. Now I can't get up from my desk.

What day is it? Did I make my son his lunch before school?

WestCoastOffensive · 03-19-2013, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe W. Namath

So she brings him to a strip club and then tells him he cant touch the dancers but she can?

She sucks dude. If this dude had a sack he would have said eff u. Its touch city for me.

You couldn't close that deal if you tried, Joe. You'd blink before she looked you in the eye.

Plus, you've got the entire Hampur pulling for her.

32green · 03-19-2013, 12:14 PM

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yeah. sounds like my life and someone dumb enough to pay for it.

Its like when Southside took his lady to CHippendales. Only he could touch the dudes.

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03-19-2013, 08:51 AM	#1
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	Olivia Wilde: best GF EVER! Olivia Wilde treated her funnyman fiance Jason Sudeikis to a racy date night by booking a private room in a New York strip club, according to a report. The actress is said to have hired two pole dancers at the Penthouse Executive Club to perform for her and the “Saturday Night Live” regular. A witness at the venue tells the New York Post gossip column Page Six, “Olivia booked the private champagne room with two dancers. She took Jason inside, and while he wasn’t allowed to touch the dancers, she could touch them. “They were in there for two hours, Olivia picked up the entire tab. Jason is a lucky guy.” The stars’ wild night out is said to have taken place just over a month ago, after they went public with their engagement in January. Wilde is no stranger to exotic dancing – she played a stripper and gave a lapdance in the 2012 comedy “Butter.”

03-19-2013, 08:57 AM	#3
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	yes, but in the interim, he's going to have MAJOR FUN!

03-19-2013, 09:02 AM	#5
quantum GFY Snatchez! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: LI Posts: 17,877	Did you miss the part where he's tapping Olivia Wilde?

03-19-2013, 09:09 AM	#6
NxYxJets Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 470	I misread the title. Thought it said best GIF ever! As I read the story, I got more excited to see this GIF. I continued reading and realized there was no GIF at the bottom of your post nor was there a link to a page with a GIF. I am disappointed to say the least.

03-19-2013, 09:15 AM	#8
Borgoguy Not one image until my posts are restored. Veteran Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,343	Sounds like a great night. Could have been made perfect if the action took place in a Waldorf=Astoria suite, with Olivia and the gals naked and bringing each other to orgasm.

03-19-2013, 09:47 AM	#12
Dreamers The angry poster All League Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,395	I like her more and more. She told Justin Bieber to please put his shirt back on on Leno. lol

03-19-2013, 11:21 AM	#16
Joe W. Namath Darrell Bevell for HC in 2014. All Pro Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Boynton Beach, FL Posts: 7,814	So she brings him to a strip club and then tells him he cant touch the dancers but she can? She sucks dude. If this dude had a sack he would have said eff u. Its touch city for me.