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Old 03-19-2013, 01:43 PM   #1
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Ask yourself: What if you, too, had no butter?

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Old 03-19-2013, 03:19 PM   #2
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"He" has a point.

I'd kill anyone who tooks my butter away froms me.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:21 PM   #3
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"He" has a point.

I'd kill anyone who tooks my butter away froms me.
we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:22 PM   #4
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we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.
Send is to Norway, pronto!
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:47 PM   #5
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we recently bought some Kate's of Maine butter and I think it's very good.
You went across state lines? Isn't that a betrayal of sorts?
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:49 PM   #6
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Wonder what he uses butter for.
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:52 PM   #7
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We tried Brummel and Brown during the Sandy power outage. It was great. Hard to come by though...
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:56 PM   #8
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Very, very small chance I play that video, unless doing so somehow sends a fatal electric shock to Butterless.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:00 PM   #9
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"Leave Britney Spears' butter alone"
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:39 PM   #10
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Butter and I have been together for a long time.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:40 PM   #11
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Very, very small chance I play that video, unless doing so somehow sends a fatal electric shock to Butterless.
lol u r nuts.


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Old 03-20-2013, 07:15 AM   #12
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Word on the street is that the "I can't believe it's not butter" folk are cleaning up in Norway.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:07 AM   #13
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Wonder what he uses butter for.
Something having to do with pussies and Christmas time.
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:20 AM   #14
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Butter and I have been together for a long time.
sour cream still pines for you.
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:03 AM   #15
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Guys don't worry, the talent on the roster is HARDLY EMPTY.
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Old 03-20-2013, 11:24 AM   #16
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Often wondered why the Hampur didn't have a "butter corner."

If that dude can say "refrigerator" 10 times without screwing up then I may send a 5 gallon drum of butter to Norway for them to share. Ball is in his court.

Understand his beef with the Danish though. Those arrogant pricks with their red ****ing sausage!
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Old 03-20-2013, 02:59 PM   #17
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sour cream still pines for you.
One is a natural lubricant, the other is highly susceptible to fungus.

Who would you choose?
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Old 03-20-2013, 03:39 PM   #18
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Butter and I have been together for a long time.
Yet, she always waits until you're baked before hooking up.
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Old 03-20-2013, 04:52 PM   #19
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Yet, she always waits until you're baked before hooking up.
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