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Come Back to NY · 08-27-2005, 11:29 AM

Michael Moore checks into Florida fat farm

Filmmaker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to lose weight.

The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla., where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com.

Moore is allegedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

DeanPatsFan · 08-27-2005, 12:42 PM

I saw that the other day.. :D

Hell I could have saved the rotund b@stard 3,700 bucks with a little advice..

Spend a hundred bucks on some running shoes and get off his fat @ss.....

sackdance99 · 08-27-2005, 07:26 PM

He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!!

Jetfan16 · 08-29-2005, 12:45 AM

[QUOTE=sackdance99]He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!![/QUOTE]
that good christian counselor being you of course. clearly, you seem to have a thing for those big, strong, handsome men...

it's ok to admit that you want michael moore, we wont think any less of you.

DeanPatsFan · 08-29-2005, 06:44 AM

[QUOTE=Jetfan16]that good christian counselor being you of course. clearly, you seem to have a thing for those big, strong, handsome men...

it's ok to admit that you want michael moore, we wont think any less of you.[/QUOTE]

So you think Michael MooreOn is big, strong and handsome?

I knew you were a little light in the loafers....

kevin45 · 08-29-2005, 10:52 AM

Good for MM, and I seriously mean that. I've got a few friends & family members, as we probably all do, that have struggled w/ their weight and it's always good to see them do something about it before it becomes a serious health concern. Hopefully the self discipline that he's going to to need to get his weight under control, will teach him that self discipline is neccessary in other area's of life and show him the error of his socialist ways.

Jetfan16 · 08-29-2005, 11:56 AM

[QUOTE=New England Hick]So you think Michael MooreOn is big, strong and handsome?

I knew you were a little light in the loafers....[/QUOTE]
don't you have a job that you should be getting to?

Piper · 08-29-2005, 04:25 PM

[QUOTE=sackdance99]He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!![/QUOTE]

you're pretty judgemental for a 'Christian'. :hmm:

OrangeJet · 08-29-2005, 08:57 PM

[QUOTE=Piper]you're pretty judgemental for a 'Christian'. :hmm:[/QUOTE]

“Do not judge others, so that God will not judge you, for God will judge you in the same way you judge others, and he will apply to you the same rules you apply to them.” (Matt 7:1-2)

Jetfan16 · 08-30-2005, 01:45 PM

[QUOTE=Come Back to NY]Michael Moore checks into Florida fat farm

Filmmaker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to lose weight.

The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla., where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com.

Moore is allegedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.[/QUOTE]
you know what this means. if michael moore is willing to face his issues, you should be too. ny, its time. it's time for you to check into a mental institution.

08-27-2005, 11:29 AM	#1
Come Back to NY Making lotsa $$$ off obama's stupidity... Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 31,407	Michael Moore checks into fat farm! (Not a joke) Michael Moore checks into Florida fat farm Filmmaker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to lose weight. The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla., where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com. Moore is allegedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.

08-27-2005, 12:42 PM	#2
DeanPatsFan Lib Free Or Die..... All Pro Annoying Chowd Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,120	I saw that the other day.. :D Hell I could have saved the rotund b@stard 3,700 bucks with a little advice.. Spend a hundred bucks on some running shoes and get off his fat @ss.....

08-27-2005, 07:26 PM	#3
sackdance99 Jets Insider VIP Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Jersey Shore Posts: 3,073	He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!!

08-29-2005, 12:45 AM	#4
Jetfan16 I believe you..... BUT MY TOMMY GUN DONT! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 9,813	[QUOTE=sackdance99]He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!![/QUOTE] that good christian counselor being you of course. clearly, you seem to have a thing for those big, strong, handsome men... it's ok to admit that you want michael moore, we wont think any less of you.

08-29-2005, 06:44 AM	#5
DeanPatsFan Lib Free Or Die..... All Pro Annoying Chowd Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,120	[QUOTE=Jetfan16]that good christian counselor being you of course. clearly, you seem to have a thing for those big, strong, handsome men... it's ok to admit that you want michael moore, we wont think any less of you.[/QUOTE] So you think Michael MooreOn is big, strong and handsome? I knew you were a little light in the loafers....

08-29-2005, 10:52 AM	#6
kevin45 Rookie Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 720	Good for MM, and I seriously mean that. I've got a few friends & family members, as we probably all do, that have struggled w/ their weight and it's always good to see them do something about it before it becomes a serious health concern. Hopefully the self discipline that he's going to to need to get his weight under control, will teach him that self discipline is neccessary in other area's of life and show him the error of his socialist ways.

08-29-2005, 11:56 AM	#7
Jetfan16 I believe you..... BUT MY TOMMY GUN DONT! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 9,813	[QUOTE=New England Hick]So you think Michael MooreOn is big, strong and handsome? I knew you were a little light in the loafers....[/QUOTE] don't you have a job that you should be getting to?

08-29-2005, 04:25 PM	#8
Piper Hall Of Fame Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: L.I. NY (where the Jets used to be from) Posts: 13,197	[QUOTE=sackdance99]He should have checked in to a good Christian counselor. His weight is the least of his problems!![/QUOTE] you're pretty judgemental for a 'Christian'. :hmm:

08-29-2005, 08:57 PM	#9
OrangeJet All League Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,946	[QUOTE=Piper]you're pretty judgemental for a 'Christian'. :hmm:[/QUOTE] “Do not judge others, so that God will not judge you, for God will judge you in the same way you judge others, and he will apply to you the same rules you apply to them.” (Matt 7:1-2)

08-30-2005, 01:45 PM	#10
Jetfan16 I believe you..... BUT MY TOMMY GUN DONT! Hall Of Fame Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 9,813	[QUOTE=Come Back to NY]Michael Moore checks into Florida fat farm Filmmaker Michael Moore has enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week celebrity fat farm in a bid to lose weight. The Fahrenheit 9/11 director has booked into the Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa in Aventura, Fla., where he is learning to cook healthy meals and will undergo "life re-education", according to PageSix.com. Moore is allegedly aiming to lose 12 pounds during the first three weeks.[/QUOTE] you know what this means. if michael moore is willing to face his issues, you should be too. ny, its time. it's time for you to check into a mental institution.