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Old 01-18-2006, 09:42 AM   #1
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OT: Be careful; new scam!!!

I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening at the Sherman Oaks
Galleria. Two good looking approximately 18 -21 year old women come to
your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a
rag and
Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over
with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you
for a ride to the airport.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having
sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:44 AM   #2
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:45 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by jetfan13
I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening at the Sherman Oaks
Galleria. Two good looking approximately 18 -21 year old women come to
your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a
rag and
Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over
with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you
for a ride to the airport.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having
sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.
There are pictures that come along with that joke...Maybe you should post them...
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:47 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by jetfan13
I am a victim of the latest scam which is happening at the Sherman Oaks
Galleria. Two good looking approximately 18 -21 year old women come to
your car as you are parking. One starts wiping your windshield with a
rag and
Windex, the other comes to your window saying 'hi' while bending over
with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you
for a ride to the airport.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having
sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while
the other one steals your wallet.

I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.

Well if you had less than 100 bucks in your wallet, Id say it was money well spent
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Old 01-18-2006, 09:49 AM   #5
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so I'm not really getting the scam part here...
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:39 AM   #6
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Thats why you need to carry a decoy wallet. But thats not a bad deal. A clean windshield, girl-on-girl backseat sex and a blowjob. Pretty good for a 4 day run. Is Monday their day off?
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:46 AM   #7
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Is Monday their day off?
No, they robbed me that day
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:51 AM   #8
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something like this actually happened to me before
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:53 AM   #9
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something like this actually happened to me before

What did they steal??Your virginity?
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:58 AM   #10
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yea actually its a funny story because the 2 girls turned out to be your mom and sister
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:00 PM   #11
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yea actually its a funny story because the 2 girls turned out to be your mom and sister
So you're the guy they were talking about that his penis was so small he pissed all over his balls..
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:02 PM   #12
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no actually it was in their mouths
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:02 PM   #13
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Hey, where did this scam take place? You know, so I can ummm, avoid the area.
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:06 PM   #14
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no actually it was in their mouths

But they dont smoke
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:28 PM   #15
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No wonder you can never find a parking spot there...
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Old 01-18-2006, 01:33 PM   #16
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I was robbed last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I couldn't
find them Saturday or Sunday. Be careful.

If you're upset about this recurrence. Get a steady girlfriend, that way you can get the oral, without getting robbed.

And furthermore - who takes BJ's from complete strangers on a daily basis?
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