Carson Palmer's Cornhole Classic

Kotch · 06-02-2006, 09:20 AM

I am at a loss for words:

[url]http://carsonpalmer.lys.org/[/url]

CMCorbet · 06-02-2006, 09:26 AM

Wow. That should be sent into Maxim for their section on unintentional porn

edcopp · 06-02-2006, 09:31 AM

I never knew this, but apparently one of Cinncinnatti's favorite passtimes is cornhole. :eek:

[I]Not that there's anything wrong with that...[/I]

Trades · 06-02-2006, 09:39 AM

That is one of the funniest things I ever saw. I figured it was a joke so I did a search and found the American Cornhole Association! I need to order the hat.

[URL]http://www.ohiocornhole.com/images/hat2.jpg[/URL]

Bleedin' Green · 06-02-2006, 09:42 AM

[QUOTE]Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati’s favorite past times – cornhole [/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

jetswin · 06-02-2006, 09:46 AM

Time to hire someone new in marketing.

JetinHuntersville · 06-02-2006, 10:16 AM

[QUOTE=Kotch]I am at a loss for words:

[url]http://carsonpalmer.lys.org/[/url][/QUOTE]

I am sure the Grand Cornholio himself has been invited - Tom Brady! :D

New York Mick · 06-02-2006, 10:22 AM

I am ****ing dying right now, I hurt my ribs but I can't stop laughing that is the funniest ****ing thing I have ever read. Who did the marketing on this E. Annie Proulx.

CTM · 06-02-2006, 10:33 AM

Is the link SFW?

dmaynard · 06-02-2006, 10:37 AM

[QUOTE=New York Mick]I am ****ing dying right now, I hurt my ribs but I can't stop laughing that is the funniest ****ing thing I have ever read. Who did the marketing on this E. Annie Proulx.[/QUOTE]

I think it was Ben Dover.

edcopp · 06-02-2006, 10:39 AM

[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]Is the link SFW?[/QUOTE]

Yeah - it's OK. Just funny as all He.ll that they didn't realize how dirty this thing sounds.

Or maybe it's just us... :cool:

CTM · 06-02-2006, 10:43 AM

That's great..

"In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways."

Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...

greeniemeanie · 06-02-2006, 10:44 AM

[QUOTE=edcopp]Yeah - it's OK. Just funny as all He.ll that they didn't realize how dirty this thing sounds.

Or maybe it's just us... :cool:[/QUOTE]

It's not just us, Mike and Mike had a whole segment on this morning about it. Greeny went off and started naming other charities that should be done
like the
Peerless Price Proctology Picnic
T.J. Hoshmanzadeh Hernia Hoe Down
and some others I can't remember...
It's hilarious

jetsfreak10 · 06-02-2006, 10:44 AM

Mike and Mike were all over the cornhole classic this morning....funny stuff.

Trades · 06-02-2006, 10:47 AM

Is anyone suprised that they sell "fish tacos" at the cornhole classic?

greeniemeanie · 06-02-2006, 10:50 AM

[QUOTE=Trades]Is anyone suprised that they sell "fish tacos" at the cornhole classic?[/QUOTE]

In the immortal words of Cleveland from the Family Guy:
"That's just nasty"

dmaynard · 06-02-2006, 10:51 AM

[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]That's great..

"In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways."

Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...[/QUOTE]

Sounds like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. What's in the weather forecast? Fire and brimstone?

Trades · 06-02-2006, 11:08 AM

[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]That's great..

"In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways."

Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...[/QUOTE]

Are they inviting a lot of recievers?

New York Mick · 06-02-2006, 11:08 AM

I can see a Tom Brady avatar coming out of this one.

dmaynard · 06-02-2006, 11:09 AM

[QUOTE=Trades]Are they inviting a lot of recievers?[/QUOTE]

Only tight ends.

06-02-2006, 09:20 AM	#1
Kotch Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 1,897	Carson Palmer's Cornhole Classic I am at a loss for words: [url]http://carsonpalmer.lys.org/[/url]

06-02-2006, 09:26 AM	#2
CMCorbet All Pro Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hatboro, PA Posts: 981	Wow. That should be sent into Maxim for their section on unintentional porn

06-02-2006, 09:31 AM	#3
edcopp Sucking me into caring for the 35th straight year... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stroudsburg, PA Posts: 3,454	I never knew this, but apparently one of Cinncinnatti's favorite passtimes is cornhole. :eek: [I]Not that there's anything wrong with that...[/I]

06-02-2006, 09:39 AM	#4
Trades Jets Insider VIP Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,556	That is one of the funniest things I ever saw. I figured it was a joke so I did a search and found the American Cornhole Association! I need to order the hat. [URL]http://www.ohiocornhole.com/images/hat2.jpg[/URL]

06-02-2006, 09:42 AM	#5
Bleedin' Green Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 13,093	[QUOTE]Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati’s favorite past times – cornhole [/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that's against the law.

06-02-2006, 09:46 AM	#6
jetswin stumblin mumblin butt fumblin Board Moderator Jets Insider VIP JetsInsider.com Legend Charter JI Member Join Date: May 1999 Location: Westchester Co. Posts: 35,461	Time to hire someone new in marketing.

06-02-2006, 10:16 AM	#7
JetinHuntersville All Pro Join Date: May 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 6,223	[QUOTE=Kotch]I am at a loss for words: [url]http://carsonpalmer.lys.org/[/url][/QUOTE] I am sure the Grand Cornholio himself has been invited - Tom Brady! :D

06-02-2006, 10:22 AM	#8
New York Mick Hall Of Fame Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ft Lauderdale by way of New York Posts: 13,208	I am **ing dying right now, I hurt my ribs but I can't stop laughing that is the funniest **ing thing I have ever read. Who did the marketing on this E. Annie Proulx.

06-02-2006, 10:33 AM	#9
CTM Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Not bababooey and I resent the implication Posts: 21,029	Is the link SFW?

06-02-2006, 10:37 AM	#10
dmaynard Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,161	[QUOTE=New York Mick]I am **ing dying right now, I hurt my ribs but I can't stop laughing that is the funniest **ing thing I have ever read. Who did the marketing on this E. Annie Proulx.[/QUOTE] I think it was Ben Dover.

06-02-2006, 10:39 AM	#11
edcopp Sucking me into caring for the 35th straight year... Hall Of Fame Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stroudsburg, PA Posts: 3,454	[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]Is the link SFW?[/QUOTE] Yeah - it's OK. Just funny as all He.ll that they didn't realize how dirty this thing sounds. Or maybe it's just us... :cool:

06-02-2006, 10:43 AM	#12
CTM Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Not bababooey and I resent the implication Posts: 21,029	That's great.. "In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways." Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...

06-02-2006, 10:44 AM	#13
greeniemeanie All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Maybrook, NY Posts: 661	[QUOTE=edcopp]Yeah - it's OK. Just funny as all He.ll that they didn't realize how dirty this thing sounds. Or maybe it's just us... :cool:[/QUOTE] It's not just us, Mike and Mike had a whole segment on this morning about it. Greeny went off and started naming other charities that should be done like the Peerless Price Proctology Picnic T.J. Hoshmanzadeh Hernia Hoe Down and some others I can't remember... It's hilarious

06-02-2006, 10:44 AM	#14
jetsfreak10 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Hoboken, NJ Posts: 1,369	Mike and Mike were all over the cornhole classic this morning....funny stuff.

06-02-2006, 10:47 AM	#15
Trades Jets Insider VIP Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,556	Is anyone suprised that they sell "fish tacos" at the cornhole classic?

06-02-2006, 10:50 AM	#16
greeniemeanie All League Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Maybrook, NY Posts: 661	[QUOTE=Trades]Is anyone suprised that they sell "fish tacos" at the cornhole classic?[/QUOTE] In the immortal words of Cleveland from the Family Guy: "That's just nasty"

06-02-2006, 10:51 AM	#17
dmaynard Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,161	[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]That's great.. "In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways." Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...[/QUOTE] Sounds like a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. What's in the weather forecast? Fire and brimstone?

06-02-2006, 11:08 AM	#18
Trades Jets Insider VIP Join Date: May 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,556	[QUOTE=ChanTheMaster]That's great.. "In addition to a cornhole tournament with members of the Cincinnati Bengals and many of Carson’s other NFL friends, the Bengals’ practice field will be filled with food, drinks, activities and amazing giveaways." Food, drinks, activites and a live cornhole tournament with professional football players...[/QUOTE] Are they inviting a lot of recievers?

06-02-2006, 11:09 AM	#20
dmaynard Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,161	[QUOTE=Trades]Are they inviting a lot of recievers?[/QUOTE] Only tight ends.