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Old 06-14-2011, 10:27 AM   #2981
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This part here was pure genius.

Does the courage to do this in public come with age? Perhaps it’s something a young man like me can’t understand. But you, you are on in years; gray and spotted like a ham in a paintball fight. Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy. Maybe you’ve been building up to this day your whole life and I’m witnessing the birth of a phoenix.


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Old 06-14-2011, 10:29 AM   #2982
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Old 06-14-2011, 10:55 AM   #2983
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:46 AM   #2984
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Old 06-14-2011, 11:52 AM   #2985
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Old 06-14-2011, 01:56 PM   #2986
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"...gray and spotted, like a ham in a paintball fight."

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Old 06-14-2011, 02:03 PM   #2987
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:08 PM   #2988
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more funny, with a peace sign(?)
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Old 06-14-2011, 02:14 PM   #2989
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:18 PM   #2990
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:43 PM   #2991
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Old 06-14-2011, 03:46 PM   #2992
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Old 06-14-2011, 04:53 PM   #2993
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Old 06-14-2011, 05:00 PM   #2994
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Old 06-14-2011, 07:43 PM   #2995
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Old 06-14-2011, 08:10 PM   #2997
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I literally had tears in my eyes reading this.

This part here was pure genius.

Does the courage to do this in public come with age? Perhaps it’s something a young man like me can’t understand. But you, you are on in years; gray and spotted like a ham in a paintball fight. Your scrotum reminds me of boardwalk taffy. Maybe you’ve been building up to this day your whole life and I’m witnessing the birth of a phoenix.


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"...gray and spotted, like a ham in a paintball fight."

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