What JI posters actually look like

[thebigragu]

Originally Posted by southside

He rivals Stokes in size.

Im five ten im taller then Stokes. Thats a royal poodle ******* they're fn huge

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?

HEYYYYYYYYY...nice poodle!

[southside]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Im five ten im taller then Stokes. Thats a royal poodle ******* they're fn huge

Well your kitchen looks like it was made for giants then.... OR

[southside]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

HEYYYYYYYYY...nice poodle!

Dont you dare bring Zappa into this.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by southside

Dont you dare bring Zappa into this.

FZ:
In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE. Now the reason the poodle was such a big mistake is because God originally wanted to build a Schnauzer, but he ****ed up. Now a long time ago, the poodle used to be a very attractive dog. The poodle had hair evenly distributed all over its small piquant canine type BODY. That's the way it used to be, the poodle used to be a regular looking dog. You know it's true, I guess you do too. (Oh, I have to kiss you? Oh okay.)
Anyway listen, check this out. The poodle used to look good, you know the regular dogs that used to hang out in the neighbourhood looked at the poodle, didn't think anything of it. You know, they didn't use to make fun of it in the olden days. But the WO-MAN, as you know, has always been much smarter than the MAN.
Guy In The Audience:
You're the best!
FZ:
That stuff is very bad for you, throw it away, okay. Now you're interrupting my story, now listen ... What is that? Is that the Tower of Power or what? Oh no no, it's one of those dope fiend devices, take it away. Now listen:
The WO-MAN has always been much smarter than the MAN, you know this is true. And so it was since the beginning of time. The MAN would do anything to get some *****. And that's why the WO-MAN always had control over him.
In the beginning the WO-MAN looked the MAN directly into the eye and said: "I tell you what, why don't you go get a job because I could use a few nice things around the house. Mainly what I need is a clipper, a scissors, and a pair of zircon encrusted tweezers." (Thank you very much.)
And of course the MAN did his duty as they say in the trade. He went out and he got a goddamn job. Went out and pushed that broom around for about a dollar-2.98 an hour, brought his money back to the garden of Eden and gave that money to the WO-MAN.
The WO-MAN ran out the back door of the garden of Eden, went directly to the hardware store, got the clippers, the scissors and the zircon encrusted tweezers and came back and, while the MAN was very tired from having his job, while he was sleeping, the WO-MAN got a hold of the POODLE. Because the WO-MAN had noticed earlier that the length and proportion of the poodle oral appendage, the tongue of the dog in other words, ladies and gentlemen, was very much to her liking, except that this dog had too goddamn much hair on it. It didn't have the disco look that's so popular nowadays.
And so the WO-MAN sat out to modify the aforementioned dog. Let me get a little uh, visual aid ...
Now she took the dog and she cleaned it up a little bit. You see, she took a little bit of the back-part here, around the neck, the thorax, the tootsies. Got all of the unwanted extranious material off this area which we shall call Burbank. Then she set the little sucker up like this, really nice, got his mouth set up like that. And squatted right ON HIM. Looking down into the dog's eyes. She looked down into the dog's eyes, do you know what she said to the dog? She said:

Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





:moonwalk cane shake:

[NY2FLDWC85]

Originally Posted by gunnails

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She's cute, how old is she, name?

Thanks. She's 18 months. Her name is Kloe.

[gunnails]

Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85

Thanks. She's 18 months. Her name is Kloe.

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She has your forehead, you should be proud.

[gunnails]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





:moonwalk cane shake:

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Then it all ends with a atomic wedgie

[southside]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Step Down, George Cantstandya. First of all, find your edge; that there will give you something to sharpen.

Game's moving too fast now, eh? All that wasted time passed out on a couch listening to lil weezy....you want it back.





:moonwalk cane shake:

You smoke too much weed.

[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by southside

You smoke too much weed.

What's wrong? You run out of panache?

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?

'twas Ragu, in the kitchen, with the poodle!!




wait, wuht

[Dirtstar]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

What's wrong? You run out of panache?

like so many other of the finer things in life, the concept of the accidental bong hit is completely lost on softside

[NY2FLDWC85]

Originally Posted by gunnails

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She has your forehead, you should be proud.

I am proud. She was born blue in the face due to asthma. She's my little baby girl, my angel, and our blessing. Thanks for the kind words.

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85

I am proud. She was born blue in the face due to asthma. She's my little baby girl, my angel, and our blessing. Thanks for the kind words.

Cute kid DWC, she has lots of attitude which is a good thing.

[Gangrene]

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?

Is this the pre-divorce ? That seems like a lot of kitchen swag post-divorce Ragu !

Does the Italian gf have as much hair as the poodle ?

[JStokes]

Originally Posted by southside

He rivals Stokes in size.

Hahahaa!

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[WestCoastOffensive]

Originally Posted by gunnails

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Then it all ends with a atomic wedgie

Dimitri knows you get it.

[Dimitri_0515]

Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Dimitri knows you get it.

[Jetworks]

Originally Posted by DDNYjets

Well done JW.

Originally Posted by Gata

LMAOOO !
That's GREAT! But I concur with everyone else she's beautiful!

Originally Posted by Warfish

With every ounce of due respect, your better half is stunning.

Nice. You've got a great looking family my friend.

Originally Posted by brady's a catcher

Great looking fam JW! I imagine that much of your day is filled with a steady stream of prayers thanking God for your wife's terrible eyesight.

Thanks for the compliments, everyone. I try to tell her all the time I married up, she doesn't buy it.

Originally Posted by thebigragu

Not so big anymore. Medium ragu?

Dude, wtf? You used to be pretty swole. Wha happa?

[Gata]

Originally Posted by NY2FLDWC85

She's a cutie ... I wanna bite her cheeks ^.^