What JI posters actually look like - Page 88

The Boston Patriot · 03-04-2008, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Bleedin' Green

Wow. What a creepy stalker.

Nawww, I couldn't stalk anything as I'm too shy and introverted. Besides, she's
young enough to be my granddaughter. JB's a looker though. If only she
were a Pats fan, she would be perfect!

CTM · 03-04-2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

LOL

This :kleck: thing is kicking my ass.

Of course it is..

JI intelligence has decided to release the undoctored photo's of the fateful day you and Mister Wong's decided to play a little game of tennis...

After absorbing the brunt of AKF's particle ban ray, Mister Wong was never heard from at JI again.

A message was sent loud and clear on that day, that there was indeed a "new sheriff in town"

.

Dirtstar · 03-04-2008, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CTM

Of course it is..

JI intelligence has decided to release the undoctored photo's of the fateful day you and Mister Wong's decided to play a little game of tennis...

After absorbing the brunt of AKF's particle ban ray, Mister Wong was never heard from at JI again.

A message was sent loud and clear on that day, that there was indeed a "new sheriff in town"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

i see you also have Madd Skillz

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

JB,

Is it still this long?

And go for it with the hair donation. My future DIL just did that...

It was shorter in this pic (I think)

Gotta say that I love this image of you. The long, dark hair pulled back, shades, and--most importantly--armed to the teeth...awesome. Unless you are supporting a friend or cause, keep the long hair; it suits your face. Just sayin'.

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirtstar

i've seen porns that start out like this...

(sorry JB)

Suggested Dialog For Said Film: (The "Jets Babe" in this adaptation is fictionalized, of course. Storyline adapted through the kind permission on NBC and its "The Mindy Kohn Story" by Aldo Nova.)

Friend (Stroking her leg): "Wow, I can't believe what a great job I did shaving my supple, youthful legs today. Wanna feel?"

JetsBabe (After reaching down and softly caressing her friend's legs in a slow up and down manner): "Yeah, they really are 'creamy'. (Short pause as she looks plaintively into her friend's eyes.) Let's go in my room and I'll let you feel something really soft and smooth."

After gently stroking her friend's face and hair, both ladies--hand in hand--get up and proceed toward a nearby bedroom.

WestCoastOffensive · 03-04-2008, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CTM

Of course it is..

JI intelligence has decided to release the undoctored photo's of the fateful day you and Mister Wong's decided to play a little game of tennis...

After absorbing the brunt of AKF's particle ban ray, Mister Wong was never heard from at JI again.

A message was sent loud and clear on that day, that there was indeed a "new sheriff in town"

.

Looks like Dirtstar has some competition in the Skillz, Madd department.

Jets Things · 03-04-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

Suggested Dialog For Said Film:

Friend (Stroking her leg): "Wow, I can't believe what a great job I did shaving my supple, youthful legs today. Wanna feel?"

JetsBabe (After reaching down and softly caressing her friend's legs in a slow up and down manner): "Yeah, they really are 'creamy'. (Short pause as she looks plaintively into her friend's eyes.) Let's go in my room and I'll let you feel something really soft and smooth."

After gently stroking her friend's face and hair, both ladies--hand in hand--get up and proceed toward a nearby bedroom.

INT. BEDROOM - MOMENTS LATER

JB and FRIEND are playfully hitting each other with satin pillows. The lace-draped window masks a lightless dusk. The pillows silently hit the floor as JB cups her friend's cheek in her hand, her face drawing nearer to her friend's cherry blossom lips. A gentle rap on the DOOR.

Enter RON JEREMY.

RON
(breathless)
Anyone order a pizza?

JB and friend look at each other and smile.

Fade to white.

CTM · 03-04-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by WestCoastOffensive

Looks like Dirtstar has some competition in the Skillz, Madd department.

Lol, I am merely an apprentice to the master. In fact, I should ask for his advice, I couldn't decide between the version I posted and a caption'd one I made..

Fishooked · 03-04-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CTM

Lol, I am merely an apprentice to the master. In fact, I should ask for his advice, I couldn't decide between the version I posted and a caption'd one I made..

I'm very proud of both you & Dirtstar (*sniff*)

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

INT. BEDROOM - MOMENTS LATER

JB and FRIEND are playfully hitting each other with satin pillows. The lace-draped window masks a lightless dusk. The pillows silently hit the floor as JB cups her friend's cheek in her hand, her face drawing nearer to her friend's cherry blossom lips. A gentle rap on the DOOR.

Enter RON JEREMY.

RON
(breathless)
Anyone order a pizza?

JB and friend look at each other and smile.

Fade to white.

LOL! You had me going until you introduced Jeremy, to my mind akin to a creature from Middle Earth. Here's how I might have played it:
(All characters are fictionalized, "bien sur". Storyline used with kind permission of Warner Brothers Pictures and the film, "The Music Man" starring Robert Preston.)

After a close up of a nervous first kiss, the ladies quickly discover a heretofore unexplored passion for each other's feminine charms. After gently undressing each other, their open mouth kissing progresses to a tender exploration of each other's nubile, sweetly scented bodies with hands and tongues. As Jets Babe softly leads her naked friend to her welcoming bed, the door opens and Jets Babe's hot, Asian roommate enters holding a shopping bag. The two naked women scramble unsuccessfully to cover themselves.

Asian Friend (Surprised):"What's going on here?"

Jets Babe (Pleading): "Please Asian roommate, don't tell anyone about this."

Friend: "Yeah, my parents will disown me."

(On cross to bed, Asian Roommate smiles slyly and removes a double-headed "apparatus" from the shopping bag.)

Asian Roommate: "I think I'll need lots of convincing and special attention."

Fade out.

The Boston Patriot · 03-04-2008, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL! You had me going until you introduced Jeremy, to my mind akin to a creature from Middle Earth. Here's how I might have played it:

After a close up of a nervous first kiss, the ladies quickly discover a heretofore unexplored passion for each other's feminine charms. After gently undressing each other, their open mouth kissing progresses to a tender exploration of each other's nubile, sweetly scented bodies with hands and tongues. As Jets Babe softly leads her naked friend to her welcoming bed, the door opens and Jets Babe's hot, Asian roommate enters holding a shopping bag. The two naked women scramble unsuccessfully to cover themselves.

Asian Friend (Surprised):"What's going on here?"

Jets Babe (Pleading): "Please Asian roommate, don't tell anyone about this."

Friend: "Yeah, my parents will disown me."

(On cross to bed, Asian Roommate smiles slyly and removes a double-headed "apparatus" from the shopping bag.)

Asian Roommate: "I think I'll need lots of convincing and special attention."

Fade out.

Keep it clean you guys or you will get the thread locked!

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by The Boston Patriot

Keep it clean you guys or you will get the thread locked!

Okay, that's it from me. But, in all seriousness, that's pretty PG stuff. My first story concept is actually lifted from Albert Camus', "The Stranger". I had wanted to adapt "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoevsky, but I could not secure permission from his estate or its legal counsel.

Jets Things · 03-04-2008, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Borgoguy

LOL! You had me going until you introduced Jeremy, to my mind akin to a creature from Middle Earth. Here's how I might have played it:

After a close up of a nervous first kiss, the ladies quickly discover a heretofore unexplored passion for each other's feminine charms. After gently undressing each other, their open mouth kissing progresses to a tender exploration of each other's nubile, sweetly scented bodies with hands and tongues. As Jets Babe softly leads her naked friend to her welcoming bed, the door opens and Jets Babe's hot, Asian roommate enters holding a shopping bag. The two naked women scramble unsuccessfully to cover themselves.

Asian Friend (Surprised):"What's going on here?"

Jets Babe (Pleading): "Please Asian roommate, don't tell anyone about this."

Friend: "Yeah, my parents will disown me."

(On cross to bed, Asian Roommate smiles slyly and removes a double-headed "apparatus" from the shopping bag.)

Asian Roommate: "I think I'll need lots of convincing and special attention."

Fade out.

Sorry. Had to "adjust" my monitor.

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jets Things

Sorry. Had to "adjust" my monitor.

Really funny image. No platitude here, I really laughed out loud...am still laughing. Thanks.

Carlton · 03-04-2008, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Jordy

Um, that's Alfonso Ribeiro.

...that was the joke.

Fishooked · 03-04-2008, 10:02 AM

Anyone know the status of the 'JI Most Wanted Pics List'?

Personally Im still waiting 32green and Borgoguy to pony up...and we're getting tired (ok, not really) of photoshopping FF2 (and he likes the attention too much), so we need pics of The Boston Patriot & PatriotReign....

Borgoguy · 03-04-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fishooked

Anyone know the status of the 'JI Most Wanted Pics List'?

Personally Im still waiting 32green and Borgoguy to pony up...and we're getting tired (ok, not really) of photoshopping FF2 (and he likes the attention too much), so we need pics of The Boston Patriot & PatriotReign....

Over the years I've been told I look like Gene Wilder. Yeah, I've got the Ginzo schnozz, my hair is less "poofy", and--if I may--am a little better looking.

Bleedin' Green · 03-04-2008, 10:49 AM

This thread has hit a whole new stage of creepy on JI. I mean... wow.

And if that's coming from me, that's really saying something.

Green Jets & Ham · 03-04-2008, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by kelly

Now maybe next time you guys will believe me when I tell you someone is gorgeous

When I speak of beauty, listen .. listen close .. I know what I'm talking about

Johnny Bravo · 03-04-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Green Jets & Ham

Now maybe next time you guys will believe me when I tell you someone is gorgeous

When I speak of beauty, listen .. listen close .. I know what I'm talking about

Some of the posters here are not convinced that is her.

03-04-2008, 10:02 AM	#1756
Fishooked dealin' out shithands Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: teh interwebz Posts: 24,698	Anyone know the status of the 'JI Most Wanted Pics List'? Personally Im still waiting 32green and Borgoguy to pony up...and we're getting tired (ok, not really) of photoshopping FF2 (and he likes the attention too much), so we need pics of The Boston Patriot & PatriotReign....

03-04-2008, 10:49 AM	#1758
Bleedin' Green Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 13,093	This thread has hit a whole new stage of creepy on JI. I mean... wow. And if that's coming from me, that's really saying something.